5 Not quite Cortana

October 20, 2010

6:39 pm

Wednesday

"Hello Alex, I'm Cortana and it's nice to finally able to meet you again" said the blue skinned female Hologram.

What the fuck!? Cortana the A.I. from Halo?

"W-wha...How is this possible?"

She smiled at me and move closer, her blue skin started peeling off and showed an actual skin underneath. When she was close enough, she now resembles a naked female Woman.

"God said that you may now be different from what I remember...but even so...you may have a different face but it still you...I can feel it..."

She then reach out to put a hand on my face and I could fee- wait!? "I could feel you!?"

"Yes, Yes you can!" She said and then proceeded to come closer and kiss me with her tinder lips.

My eyes widened as she made contact and my mind became blank.

"Amazing! I've always wanted to do that!" She cheered.

"W-what...just happen?"

She chuckled and replied "I was finally able to kiss you."

"Yeah...but why?"

"Eh...Why not? I mean I've always wanted to kiss you ever since the day, you've created me" she said.

"Eh...created? I-I did..not create you..did I?" Confusion clouded my mind as I tried to figure out what she was talking about and then, like I was hit with a brick, the memory came flooding in.

"Wait! The Fanfic!" I exclaimed.

She smiled and nodded "Yes! You created me in one of your Halo fanfics, You use Cortana from the Halo-verse as a template to create me"

"Yes....I remember now, you were one of the unsuccessful copy of Doctor Halsey but instead of getting dispose, you were recovered and reprogrammed by a Spartan named Black; a...Self-Insert of...myself" I said. "But...How? How are you here?"

"Well...God was a bit of a fan of your work back in the old world and he decided that you needed a companion to watch over your back and made me real, he then gave me the ability to turn into a human or a digital anytime I want which I'm really grateful for." She answered. "Also I'm not just an AI anymore, my specie designation is now a partial-human mutate."

"A...mutant? Unbelievable..."

"Oh you better believe it's true because I'm going nowhere but stay by your side." She said with a grin.

But...still why...why would God...fuck! What the heck is going on, This is so confusing...it's like the Old man wanted to turn me into an OP protagonist of some Isekai-wait!? Am I in...a fan..fic!? -CRACK!- eh...if so are there people reading my -CRACK!- story right n-now-CRACK!- so am I just a fictional charac-CRACK!-ter in some-"Argh!"

I-It...hurts! Argh! It hurts! It hurts! I'm losing c-con-sciousness...

******

alex!

Alex!

ALEX!

I slowly regain my consciousness to someone calling out my name...

I saw a beautiful woman who was tearing up, Oh...right...Cortana...

I reach out my hand and slowly wipe the tears on Cortana..."Why are you crying Cortana..."

"I-I thought...I lost you again..I-I just saw you fall down...and..and.." She tried to say as more tears escapes from her beautiful blue eyes.

My..God does she still remember my character's....No..My death in the fanfic...shit!

I slowly stand up and hug her "It's alright Cortana...there's nothing to worry about..I won't die again, I just lost consciousness earlier because of....eh?"

Cortana calm down and stop crying, she then turn to look at me and wipe the remaining tears on her eyes and ask "Is there something wrong..."

I nodded "I can't remember what I was thinking before I lost consciousness"

"Something must be interfering with your brain but...I thought God already guaranteed that any form of mind interference will not work on you unless...it's God himself who did it?"

"Maybe...but I guess he must have done it for a reason...I mean I can only remember pain before becoming unconscious" I said.

"Yes...because God was really a big fan of your writings and ...(grumble...)uhm..I-I'm sorry about that but if possible...I would really ...like to try one of your cooking..." she scratch the back of her head feeling embarrass at her rumbling stomach"

I chuckled at how bashful she became and stood up "alright then, Let's go upstairs and I'll cook anything you want."

*******

"That was the most amazing thing, I've ever had, not since devouring the knowledge of the forerunners have I ever felt this content before" She said.

"Wait!? Do you still have the knowledge from the forerunners?!" Then would I be able to create those awesome ships, weapons and armor!?

She shook her head and replied "Unfortunately Not all of them, weapons of any kind was deleted in my memory because God knew how devastating those things are especially the Halo"

I became dejected and sigh "Right...I would also do the same, those weapons are really dangerous"

"I still have the blueprint for the armor and ship though..." she grin and I widened my eyes. "You do?!" I ask for confirmation and She nodded. "Yeah, 5 Engineers are also in your inventory along with the 3D printer I requested."

"That's great, we could rebuild the iron 883 into a much more efficient bike if we add a new engine there and some kind of hover-tech." I enthusiastically said.

She agreed."though...I have to ask, do you want to be a hero?"

"Eh...why do you ask that?" I ask.

"Well I mean you do have this incredible tech and abilities, you seem to not make use of them much" she said.

I sighed and said. "Well...it's just that a Superhero life is just so troublesome and to be honest I'm quite hesitant to use some of this powers because I might get labeled a monster and you should know that humans would always fear the thing they don't know."

"Well but...don't you think, It's a bit of waste.."

"Sigh...I don't know Cortana...but I guess when the opportunity arrive.... I'll give it a try." I replied.

Cortana seems to accept my answer and talks about something else. "Hey Alex, now that I'm mostly human, I would like to try and experience this so called...shopping that the commander won't shut up about..."

'Ah shit! Here we go again!' Introducing Cortana to shopping would be dangerous, especially since every guys I've talk always tells me how horrible woman are when shopping...

"Ah..Eh..I don't k-know..."

"Please....Alex I want to go..." she ask with puppy eyes.

'shit! I didn't know puppy eyes was possible in real life...'

"Okay fine! Let's go this saturday."

"Yes!! Commander was right! Man are always susceptible to puppy eyes!" She cheered.

'Goddamnit'