pilot

A/N: So in this Y/N was teleported in the Hazbin world right before the pilot

____________________________________

After the light i was falling down and i saw the reddish city i hit the ground with a loud thud

*Imagine this is Y/N*

Y/N: "Oww that fucking hurt"

As i looked up i could see a car coming fast directly towards me

Y/N: "Oh fuck"

I quickly rolled over to the other side, barely dodging it and I got up and I noticed the car stopping abruptly and a tall, spider refigure went out.

Random demon: "Huh thanks for the fun time hot stuff"

Angel dust: "Yeah, yeah, listen.  Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab Ya got it?"

Random demon: "Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!"

Angel dust: "Oh ouch ohh such an insult let me know when you come up with something creative to call me you sack up early package horseshit. tell the mrs. I said hi snookums."

I noticed the voice and the figure of the person and it was angel? oh i'm guessing this is the plot and not the actual episode one yet

I got up and decided i should probably make friends with him so i can get into the actual plot i slowly started walking up to him as the car zoomed out

Angel was going up to a vending machine and got a drug but before he could've open it up, some kid ran up and took it before running off

Random kid demon: "Yoink!"

Angel dust: "HEY!"

Random kid demon: "Up yours drag show"

But the kid didn't get far before a rock smacked into him, killing him and bursting the drug in the bag

Angel dust: "Oh MY god... my DRUGS! AH dammit!"

As angel and me looked up we could see a giant airship flying around shooting things

(A bit of a time skip)

I could see vaggie looking at me and at angel her face was looking furious could see charlie beside her and she was looking at me a bit curious but also looking a bit sad.

And for angel while he was playing with the door window opening it and closing it his face was fully in it as he was doing it

But than he finally noticed, and looked at vaggie a bit confused and looking at me and her and Charlie

Angel dust: "What?"

Vaggie: WHAT. WHAT! what were you thinking! first you got into a turf war! second now you brought a stranger into this car!"

Angel dust: *sighs* "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a 'redeeming quality'? Helping friends with stuff?"

Vaggie: "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide"

Angel dust: "Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah and for him he said that he wanted to come tagalong"

Y/N: "Uh yeah i saw your umm i guess commercial on the TV and it was too much fun for me, not to tagalong and see what happens"

Vaggie: "And you just let him IN! what if he was a assassin! or something"

Y/N: "Uh no i'm not that strong i just entered"

Vaggie looked at me a bit suspicious and i think annoyance or anger as she started to ask questions about me to get information about me but thankfully, I'm not a dumbass and use a good ability, known as lying

Charlie also started talking to me and i guess Angel and Charlie are also a bit curious about me but looks like it's not as much as Vaggie

(More time skip)

I was laying down in the couch talking to Angel a bit and Vaggie and Charlie were just standing and walking around a bit before Charlie went outside

After a bit Charlie came back in and right after she entered the building, someone knocked on the door and bit curious Charlie open the door

And of course I'm right behind her already, knowing who it is and with a creepy smile, Alastor looked down on Charlie and me

Alastor: "Hel-"

Charlie just slammed the door on his face before he could say anything and she looks at me

Charlie: "Uhhh hey Y/N the radio demon is here"

Y/N: "Who?"

I pretended like i didn't know him since i was supposedly a new resident of hell she opens the door again

Alastor: "lo-"

Charlie looked at Vaggie this time and look a bit nervous

Charlie: "Hey, Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "Whaaaat?"

Charlie: "The Radio Demon is at the door!"

Vaggie stands up and looks at Charlie and angel takes the popsicle out of her mouth while looking at them

Angel dust: "Uh... who?"

Charlie: "What should I do?!"

Vaggie: "Uh, well- Don't let him in!"

Charlie deciding otherwise open the door

Alastor: "May i speak now?"

Charlie: "You may..."

Alastor: "Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart!. Quite a pleasure!

Alastor let himself in

Alastor: "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans..."

Vaggie holds a harpoon towards Alastor's chest

Vaggie: "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra! i know your game and i'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!"

Angel pop head in to look at Alastor as he uses his finger to move the harpoon away

Alastor: "Dear, if i wanted to hurt anyone here. I would've done so already..."

Alastair: "No! i'm here because i want to help!"

Charlie: "Say what, now?"

Alastor: "Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on Testing, testing!"

Alastor says as he taps on his mic and Alastor's Mic opens its eye and says

"Well, i heard you loud and clear!"

Charlie: "Um, you want to help? With...?"

She says with a bit of confusion and Alistair teleports behind her using his shadow

Alastor: "Why this ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! i want to help you run it.

Charlie: "Buuut... why?"

Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Alastor says as he shoves Vaggie offscreen

Charlie: "Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?"

Alastor: "Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

Charlie: "So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"

Alastor: "Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!  The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!"

Charlie: "So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?"

Alastor smiles, making a bit of a screeching noise as he looks back at Charlie and me

Alastor: "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! i want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"

Alastor pulls Charlie as he says that after finishing Charlie removes his hand from her back

Charlie: "Riiiight."

Charlie says with a bit of a concern and weirded out face

Alastor: "Yes, indeedy! i see big things coming your way and who better to help you than i?"

Alastor takes Charlie and trails off

Angel Dust: "Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there? he's as creepy as this new guy"

Vaggie: "Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!"

Angel Dust: "shrugs cluelessly and i look at her with a fake confused face as she sighs a bit"

Vaggie: "The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?"

Angel Dust: "Eh, not big on politics."

Vaggie: "Ugh! Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell,"

Vaggie talks about Alastor's past

Angel Dust: "Ya done? Hahaha He looks like a strawberry pimp."

Vaggie: "Well, I don't trust him!"

Angel Dust: "To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?

Vaggie grabs Charlie by the shoulder

Vaggie: "Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!"

Charlie: "I...   we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!"

Alastor inspects a portrait of Charlie's family.

Charlie: "To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!

Vaggie: "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!"

Charlie: "Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!" "You don't take shit from other demons!"

Charlie walks off to where Alastor is and me that is right behind Alastor

Charlie: "Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly qsee what I'm trying to do here as a joke."

As Charlie turns away red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.

Charlie: "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... tricks or voodoo strings attached"

Oblivious to everybody except Y/N Alastor rolls his eyes

Alastor: "So, it's a deal, then?"

Alastor stretched out his hand for a handshake with a green light glowing and some red symbols appearing in the air but Charlie refuses his handshake

Charlie: "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire."

Charlie: "Sound fair?"

Alastor rubs his chin and looks like he's thinking

Alastor: Hmm... Fair enough!"

Charlie: "Cool beans."

Charlie says with the relief tone as she looks at vaggie and back at Alastor

Alastor walks up to vaggie and says "Smile, my dear You know you're never fully dressed without one!" and rubs his finger under her chin before walking over to Charlie

Alastor: "So where is your hotel staff?"

Charlie: "Uh, well-"

Charlie looked over to vaggie and angel dust as they're sitting on the couch

Alastor: "Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that"

Alastor walks towards Angel Dust

Alastor: "And what can you do my feminine fellow?"

Angel Dust: "I can suck your dick!"

Alastor: "HAH! No."

Angel Dust: "your loss"

Alastor: "Well, this just won't do! i suppose i can cash in a few favors to liven things up."

Alastor snaps his finger and a poof appears at the new fireplace Alastor picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the 4 people behind Alastor.

Alastor: "This little darling is Niffty!"

Alastor drops Niffty to the floor

Niffty: "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!... Why're you all women?... Are there any men here?!... I'm sorry, that's rude... Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense... Oh, my gosh! This is awful."

Niffty speed cleans throughout the hotel saying "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" as she spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin "Nope!"

And right behind us a new voice is heard

Husk: "Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-...

-tel? What the fuck is this?

The unknown person known as husk looks around and spots Alastor pudding an angry purr as he points at him

Husk: "You!"

Alastor: "Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

Husk: "Don't you 'Husker' me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!"

Alastor: "Good to see you too!"

Husk: "What the hell do you want with me this time..."

Alastor: "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!"

Husk: "Are you shittin' me?!"

Alastor: "Hmm... No, I don't think so!"

Husk: "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

Husker move towards Alistair as he says that and Alastor suppresses a bit of a giggle

Alastor: "Maybe!"

Husk: "I ain't doing no fucking charity job."

Alastor teleports behind him through his shadow

Alastor: "Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend. I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish."

Alastor makes a bottle of booze appear at the front desk as Husks looks at it

Husk: "What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!... Well, you can!"

Husk grabs the booze and down it as he goes in the front desk

Vaggie: "Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel

...man cave!"

Angel Launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere

Angel Dust: "SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!"

angel got up and went to the front desk sliding over the front desk a bit

Angel Dust: "Hey~"

Husk: "Go fuck yourself."

Angel Dust: "Only if you watch me!"

Charlie comes up to the front desk

Charlie: "Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!"

Charlie offered her hand for a handshake

Husk: "I lost the ability to love years ago."

Husk refused the handshake as he turned around

Alastor: "So, whaddaya think?"

Y/N: "Interesting"

Charlie: "This is amazing!"

Vaggie: "It's... okay."

Alastor: "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!"

After the song (Alastor's Reprise)

The door flew off and almost hit Niffty but i just blocked it with my hand

[Skill: Forefield: activated.]

A green force field appeared that blocked the door, and then it dropped

Y/N: (What the fuck i have a shield)

[Skill: Forcefield: deactivated.]

Niffty: "Whoa... hey thanks uhhhhh. whatcha your name?"

Y/N: "Oh, uh my name is Y/N"

Niffty: "Thanks for helping me"

Niffty says with a bit of a creepy smile

Y/N: "Uh, no problem"

I looked at the busted doorway with everybody else and it was Pentious in his war balloon or war ship

Sir Pentious: "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Y/N!

Everybody started walking outside to meet this new fellow

Y/N: "Oh do i know you?"

Sir Pentious; "Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of-.... ...SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!"

Pentious war balloon unlocked a blaster that was previously destroying those buildings, and it was pointing at me and the hotel

I move my hand up and activated my new thing that i have now that i didn't even know i had

[Skill: Forefield: activated.]

The blast hit against my force field honestly for a second i thought it was gonna burst through, but it actually blocked all of it and as the blast slow down until it was nothing Pentious with a shock look on his face

Sir Pentious: "Wait... wha- how-... HOW THE FUCK!... why didn't you use this against me!? the first time!!! and how do you have it?!!!!"

Y/N: (Honestly even i didn't know i had that when I fought you... but like how i found that my strength had double i guess, i also found out that I had a shield, thanks to you again)

Y/N: "Ha, well i guess i forgot to use it... my bad"

Some of the others looked at me and at Pentious a big curiously wondering what the hell they're talking about and what that green thing was the saw before

I move my hand up wondering if i could use another ability that can take Pentious down then a blue screen appeared in front of me as i had my hand up

[New system host training session: would you like to take a quick lesson on how the system works: (YES) - (NO).]

Y/N: (Ok it seems that have a system like one of those protagonist in what's those called comics? Man. Ga? or anime)

Y/N: "Save that later uh go to attack skills"

I said quietly under my breath and another blue screen appeared beside that one

[Name: Y/N

Age: Y/G (18+)

Job/Class: nothing

Stats:

Strength: 10 + (20)

Durability: 8 + (20)

Agility: 11 + (20)

Stamina: 6 + (20)

Power: [Regeneration], [Fire control]

Skills: [Forcefield], [Fire control], [Demon rage], [Hypnotic eye], [Shadow control], [Shadow teleportation], [Angelic body], [Demonic body]...more

...more]

Y/N: (So I can use shadow manipulation and shadow control like Alastor)

I moved my hand a bit summoning a shadow from the ground that pierces through the war balloon, and grab Pentious

Y/N: "This is kind of like how alastor handled him"

I ordered the shadows to get rid of his entire ship by grabbing it, and throwing it as far as it went

Everybody including Alastor looked at me as i had my hand out... but then i slowly let it down after that i looked at them and with a smile said.

Y/N: "i'm a big hungry let's go eat!"

I started walking back to the hotel and some of them follow me some a bit confused and started asking questions

Alastor: "Well well well I interesting fellow indeed"

-End of pilot-

A/N: Just took extra long because I had to work on a lot of school projects but I finally completed it. I might change something in the future but right now it's complete and I'm now gonna try working on episode 1 which might turn into parts like episode 1 part 1/something

A/N: Also, just so you know I might have to do a bit of filler, but it is so you understand what is happening outside of the actual plot