79 Wanted

A/N: so I have seen it in several ff, that captain marvel got brainwashed by the Kree, and in some, she's not. So she's not in here, I'm not sure how it happened so I'm not going to write it and get my facts wrong.

-Harry pov -

Something interesting about visiting different planets is how chaotic it is. For example, I woke up from the room I acquired, and walked down to the main floor, what I didn't expect was to see captain marvel, sitting at the open bar sipping some space drink.

Wild.

What I also didn't expect was to see her not looking lesbian, she has long hair, and is quite attractive.

I decided to have some fun.

I sat next to her and said, "The Kree are on your tail,"

She looked at me wearily, "who are you?" she asked tone laced with suspicion

"My name is not important, what is important is that the Kree are working with Thanos, if I were you I would start attacking Thanos," I replied with an easy smile

She seemed to relax, my thief magic aura is really helping me out.

"I see, how do you know this?" she asked me

Smiling I replied, "who doesn't know of you? You are single handily fighting the Kree, it's rather impressive, I myself am a collector of sorts, which includes collecting knowledge. So I thought I would give you a freebie,"

"I see, your name?" she asked

I smiled and then disappeared from her sight.

She looked around for me, her eyes scanning everyone. She couldn't find me of course.

As I left I yoinked her drink, taking a sip, I quickly regretted my decision. What is the actual fuck is this shit? She really was drinking this for fun? That's a different level of disgusting.

I got rid of the drink, and decided to take a stroll around the streets. I was having a great time actually, it was pretty fun.

I saw so many different races and so many new things. Though I was hesitant to try the food after that drink.

Soon I got bored, I wanted to try something else something more interesting.

I quickly found an open space, I'm pretty sure something was being built here. I was still invisible, so I morphed into Jack Sparrow, I decided to use jack sparrow when I fly on the pearl.

I took the pearl out and it landed heavily on the space before me. There was a lot of pointing, and staring now.

I undid my invisibility and jumped onto the deck.

I held onto the wheel and started to float, instantly I was surrounded by spaceships.

"LAND YOUR AIRCRAFT!" a loud voice boomed from the biggest spaceship

"HAHAH! NAY! RELAX AND ENJOY SOME RUM!" I shouted back

That apparently wasn't the smartest thing to say, seeing as I was imminently bombarded with space lasers.

My protections activated, and the dome-like shield absorbed the blasts, and then launched the energy back at them.

I started to float my ship farther into the sky, more and more enemy spaceships tried to attack me.

I summoned a bunch of undead out of my inventory, "man the cannons," I told them with a lopsided smile

Taking a swig of my rum, I began to maneuver through the air like a pro.

I needed to get them on both sides of me, the first energy blast is more like a one-time thing. And I don't want to use magic because it's no fun that way, though if the situation gets serious I will just crank out some of my magic.

I flew higher, then dived down, twisting mid-air my left side cannons pointed right at half of the ships chasing me.

"FIRE!" I shouted

*BOOOOM* magic cannon balls flew out destroying most of the ships though some had energy shields.

I poured my mana into the pearl and began my first test of the ship thrusters.

Turbo mode bitches.

*SHOOOOOOOM* the pearl shot out flying into the sky

The other ships followed, close to my tail.

Smiling I turned around and said, "REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW,"

Taking out my flintlock I fired a shot, In mid-air, the bullet blew up and started to release a mist.

Then I sped up once more. I left the atmosphere rather easily and sped into the vast area of space.

Whatever planet that was I'm sure that I just got on their most wanted list.

Anyways, I'm thoroughly impressed with the pearl's performance. This baby was really putting in some amazing work.

-Narrator Pov -

"How did this happen!" the military commander of planet Zeclandis

"Sir, we don't know once second there was nothing then a huge ship appeared, we tried to talk them down, then we resorted to violence. But somehow, this jack sparrow fellow escaped." his subordinate replied nervously

"I see, what did he call himself?" the military commander asked

"Captain Jack Sparrow,"

In a matter of minutes, a new bounty was posted on the space network.

NAME: Jack Sparrow

Title: Captain Jack Sparrow (self-given)

Looks:

Bountie:¥¥¥¥¥¥

Description: flies a weird ship that has strong shields that can repel blasts, the ship can appear from out of nowhere, is highly dangerous, and capable of fighting a fleet of Zeclandis battleships.

-Harry Pov -

Flying through space on the pearl was very beautiful, breathtaking even.

I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, it was like I was in a peaceful void, I saw planets around me, looking perfect.

I don't really have a GPS, but I do have a compass. Yeah, I might have made the compass from Pirates of the Caribbean. It was actually really easy. The whole process only took me a couple of minutes.

I decided to see where I desired to go, I wonder what fun it would bring me.

As I was flying I decided to check in on my clone back on earth.

-Harry Clone pov -

I just finished another meeting with the French minister, they want to open a trade agreement. Other than, that I have nothing else to do today, besides the meeting with the Icw tomorrow my week is relatively free.

So I decided to start leaving little tombs, I aged everything to make them look really old, and inside the tombs were parchments of people talking about Jack Sparrow.

If they patched everything up, it would literally be the script of Pirates of the Caribbean.

This was something I have wanted to do got a while, and it will be hilarious once people start to find them.

Of course, I can't let the tombs go undercover so I will be using some strong suggestions to make certain groups find the tombs.

-Harry Pov-

Something odd was currently happening, I was surrounded by what looked to be space pirates. They opened fire at me the second they approached.

Rude.

But, also funny because why would they surround the pearl? My cannons are in a perfect position now.

"FIRE!" I yelled

*BOOM!*

*BOOM!*

*BOOM!*

*BOOM!*

It was like a chaotic storm of explosions. Some ships blew up immediately, and some just got holes in them.

I kept sailing forward, nothing much happened, honestly it was easy, I'm just enjoying my time right now.

Most of the ships, backed off letting me past, some didn't, and I immediately opened fire once more.

I felt like I was playing on easy mode.

I followed my compass, going with the flow and enjoying my time.

It was peaceful, I drank my rum and sang sea shanties.

My crew might be undead, but they joined in with the instruments.

You have to love undead pirates.

Soon I found myself, going through this weird spiral. I couldn't pull back in time, the pearl was getting pulled in.

I was about to just teleport the whole thing away when I thought about it for a second. The compass told me to go here. And I made that compass, and I am a God of magic, how can my own compass lead me wrong?

-break-

I opened my eyes and found myself in a junkyard. I put the pearl back into my inventory and turned invisible. I then started to fly.

I looked at the buildings before me and sighed, I have a feeling I know where I am, I recognize this planet.

It was the one from that Thor movie. The battle planet, I forgot the name of it, but this was the place Thor fought the Hulk.

Oh yes, I'm going to have some fun here. I feel like starting another rebellion!

I wonder if that one Asgard chick is here. She was pretty hot.

-Narrator pov -

Meanwhile, the pirates that tried to raid the Pearl, have started to send out warning messages.

Slowly but surely the Pearl was becoming famous, and it is gaining a fearsome reputation.

"I want that ship to be put on every network we have access to,"

"Yes boss"

"Uh, boss,"

"What is it?"

"That ship has a pretty high bounty already,"

".."

"What is it?"

"What is what?"

"THE BOUNTY! WHAT IS THE BOUNTY!"

"Oh, um ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥"

"Fuck!"

-Harry pov -

I just watched several henchmen search for my ship. They failed.

Shocker.

I forgot the leader guy's name, but I feel like I should pay him a visit. Just to get a feel of him, I also need to gather the lay of the land.

Ah, this is going to be a hoot!

-end-

A/N: heheee. Jack sparrow will be getting some space fame. And the system shop will be showed next chapter!

What do you think constitutes as legendary knowledge?:

Divine knowledge?: (personally for me, power words, space magic, time magic)

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