33 The beginning
[I hope you all trust me, and wait until the end to see what is actually happening, not what looks like it is happening] [Also I cut my index finger half a centimetre deep while cutting some green chillies (don't ask me why)]
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"I can't let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school." Hedwig nibbles at her lock, squawking loudly. "Besides, if Uncle Vernon--"
An angry shout comes from downstairs "Harry Potter!"
"I'm warning you. If you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go"
"Then let it go- she needs to spread her wings."
He chuckles "So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends? No, sir."
"Who would want to be friends with you?" Dudley bumps Harry harshly.
"I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, and even let you have Dudley's second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts."
"Not now, bumpkins. It's for when the Masons arrive." Vernon continues on Petunia "Which should be any minute." He motions for his family to come into the living room.
"Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...?"
"In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home."
He turns to his boy "Good. And, Dudley, you will be...?" "I'll be waiting to open the door."
"Excellent." The three of them turn to Harry with scornful looks.
"And you...?"
"I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
"Too right you will. With any luck, this could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career, and you will not mess it up."
Harry huffs, and jumps on his bed while the trio leaves. The bed creaks.
"You will make no noise boy! Or I will see how you will go to that freak school!" Harry looks out of the window at the sound of car breaks wailing.
Out of the window, we see a car stopping at the Dursleys. Harry looks at the car, and then into the park, where he notices someone, dark and unkempt, with a grim expression, looking at him eye-to-eye but the next second a bus passes by the road and the figure is no longer there.
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Daily Prophet
<The Life and Lies of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by Rita Skeeter>
With the revelation that the Dumbledore family did not consist of only our Chief Warlock Albus Prevical Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, it was my responsibility as a responsible and honest journalist, to research on the topic on my own. And while our Chief Warlock lives a secluded and private life, I come before the population of the Wizarding Britain with facts, from my own resources which show us that things are not as they seem.
In the trial on 26th-27th December 1991, Extended Winter Solistice session, we come to know that our Chief Warlock, was not Lord Dumbledore but voted as them only as a proxy. Moreover, Lord Dumbledore was late. Aberforth Franklin Benjamin Wilfred Dumbledore, who was the younger sibling of Chief Warlock Dumbledore.
The trial came to us as a surprise, Eren Carla Yeager (now Eren Grisha Yeager-Dumbledore-Fritz) was actually the heir of the late Lord Dumbledore, by blood and by will, the charges against him were treasonous. Consenting to the use of Veritaserum, Heir Dumbledore (now Lord Dumbledore) brought the truth before us, that Lord Aberforth had forfeited his life on his own! A great taboo!
Following this, as a responsible and honest journalist, it came upon me to investigate the situation before the event and possible reasons why the Lord of Wizarding Britain had to end his life.
And colour me surprised! From a source of me, my and myself the life and lies of our beloved Albus Dumbledore came into light. The Dumbledore family did not have only two brothers for members.
The Dumbledore family establishes a controversial history. The previous generation of Dumbledores, Pervical Dumbledore and Kendra Dumbledore. Late Lord Pervical Dumbledore found himself in the prison of Azkaban for butchering muggles! While his own wife, Kendra happened to be a muggleborn witch.
But more own Kendra later, Albus Dumbledore and Aberforth Dumbledore shared a sister, Arianna, who was often reported sick, and speculations arose of her reason of passing, while Aberforth Dumbledore had a son, Aurelius Dumbledore, who was charged with the desecration of the headquarters of The Magical Congress of the United States of America (Macusa) along with him being a forefront general of the movement by Dark Lord Gellert Grindelwald! Yes! The Dark Lord's Right hand!
But what outshines them all is that suicide follows each generation of Dumbledores. Kendra Dumbledore took her own life after the passing of her husband and daughter. Aurelius Dumbledore secluded himself after the events of the Great Duel of 1945, taking his own life according to my reliable source, and now Aberoforth Dumbledore follows his family in forfeiting his life.
More on Dumbledore family tee on page 3
Speculations about the birth and descent of Eren Carla Yeager (Eren Grisha Yeager-Dumbledore-Fritz) on page 4
But this is not where the controversy stops! My sources inform me, myself and I about the friendship and possible romance between the teen Dark Lord and Chief Warlock!
Yes! The Dark Lord Grindelwald and Chief Warlock Dumbledore were once possibly involved in more than friendship!
Questions arise, what could possibly strange their relationship, to the point they had to duel each other to death?
More on Dark Lord Grindelwald on page 2
Famous Author and Historian Bathilda Bagshot in Saint Mungo's Mental Ward after signs of repetitive obliviations! more on pages 3 & 9
Canadian ICW representative supports changing the International Confederation of Wizards into International Confederation of Wizards and Witches & more, says people like Madame Umbride should be encouraged! more on page 7
[Reporters wanted- We as Daily Prophet require more honest and responsible journalists for our future segments, please provide what you want to publish here or in chapter comments.]
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A/N comment on your daily prophet segments, these will be recurring in future segments so I would appreciate your input.
[This was scheduled for tomorrow, but I thought why not post it now?]
