1 Getting struck by stupidity

Raining night in the bustling city a youth could be seen sulking for he has been fired from his job granted it wasn't a good job in the first place working as water at 3rd class restaurant who you woudent want step a foot in but it paid for his food now he has no job so he has no room and it's raining it just can't get worse can it that is what he thought but as we all know that is just jinxe it and so by the laws of superstition it did get worse by wind blowing a satellite dish on his head thus ending his life of this nobody that's then he woke up looked around his eyes unfocused and clode then it happened it hit him memories not his own but (this is these are no of all the people way him way did it have to be him I came from my world and ended up at hp world but of all characters I ended up as show of oblivating sh*t that's right I have become Gilderoy Lockhart I am so fu*ked

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