8 Welcome... SURPRISE MUTHA FUCKAS

(Kain's POV)

"You know. Sometimes I wonder if Concept likes to fuck with my life." I don't care if I'm cursing, but would you say that if a near 9 feet tall brute of a man is the one taking you to get your supplies.

"Al'ight welcome, to t' th' leaky cauldron" the man called bagrid? Yagrid? Something-grid said, as we went in to a old and run down looking pub.(I can't do hagrids accent very well so I'm just going to do a normal one)

"Hey Tom! How's it been? We're just going to slip through into diagon ally alright?" He said in his brokenish Scottish accent

"Go right head, hagrid. You comin' a' poker tonight aye?" The man called Tom said

"Aye" hagrid nodded

Hagrid took me to this run-down alley( that sounds reaally wrong but anyway) and touched some bricks.

"Welcome, to diagon alley."

"Huh. It looks kinda too narrow."

"Aye, little too small for me" hagrid replied

"Huh" I repeated

"Anyway~, I need to grab my school stuff, so see yah!" I said as I was about to walk away.

"How're you ginna' pa for tha' stuff?" Hagrid the half-giant said.

"Where's a bank?" I replied logically speak they must have a bank. Where would they keep their wealth. At home?

"Down li'lle more and i's called gringott's"

He replied, sounds very... interesting, wouldn't surprise me if they're run by goblins.

So as I was walking through I I saw a book store, I went and got the books which were—

•The standard book of spells, grade 1 by Miranda goshawk

•A history of magic by bathilda bagshot

•Magical theory by adalbert waffling

•A beginners guide to transfiguration by emeric switch

•One thousand magical herbs and fungi by Phyllida spore

•Magical drafts and potions by arsenius jigger

•Fanftastic beasts and where to find them by newt scamander

And •the dark forces:a guide to self-protection

By Quentin tremble

These are some interesting subjects that I would love to do but I must wait, so I went and got to the bank.

Turns out I was right. The bank was run by goblins but what was cool was the poem or warning that was engraved on the door. It's said

"Enter, stranger, but do take heed, for what awaits the sun of greed, for those who take but do not earn, must pay dearly for their turn. So if you seek beneath our floor, a treasure that was never yours, thief you have been warned beware of finding more than treasure there"

This is very interesting. Fortis Fortuna adiuvat is what adventures say.

The bank is what you see in a movie about an orphan boy that is learning about his heritage.

There were a lot of tellers. That's all I gotta say.

So I just went to a teller and asked if I could exchange some of my "muggle" money

"Name?" The goblin teller asked

"Kain" I replied

"Full name" he shot back.

"Kain Enabel" I said my full name

"I said full name wizard" he said sounding angry

"I just did!" I replied getting annoyed, I want to let out some Australian rage. I saw an australian rage once. Wasnt pretty.

"Your full name is Kain, and Abel?" He replied

"ENABEL" i emphasised

"Sure five pounds for a galleon, how much are you going to exchanged 'wizard'" he asked

"125 pounds" I replied

"Would you like an inheritance test as well?" The goblin asked. Should I? Never knew my father, mother abandoned me, no relatives. I'd like to know where my mother is presently, let's say I would not be responsible for her house being burned.

"Will I know where my parents are currently?"

"Sure" he said simply

"Now, I would like to ask why you are doing this"

I asked in a very dangerous undertone.

"You remind me of a certain black I used to know" he replied, he sounded sad, slightly

" anyway let's do it." I just said to no one in particular...

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