16 potions: it’s like cooking

heading to potions is a hassle, and i heard the upper years tell some first years that the potions teacher, professor snape is a huge arse. lets see.

the potions class is in the dungeons. which is annoying to find. one day im gonna make a make a map of his place.

I finally made it to the potions class room. Which seems darker than the rest. And I open to find a an great bay the size of a human.

"Mr. Enabel, would you tell the class why you were late?" The McDonalds bat asked/demanded.

"Sorry for the inconvenience sir, but did you know that the castle is a huge and everchanging place due to the stairs. So don't question me on the obvious. Unless, you're a Dunderhead?" I told him, why is he such an idiot. He's also being kind of an ass.

"10 points to gryffindor for your cheek, I will not tolerate your insufferable comments." He said then gestures to sit down. Dick.

"Now as I was saying before mr. Enabel interrupted, is that there is no foolish, reckless wand waving here, as you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't think you will understand and appreciate the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through the human veins, bewitching the minds, ensnaring the sense... I can teach you to bottle fame, brew glory, and even stopper... death. If you aren't the bunch of Dunder heads that I usually have to teach."

Wow. He had to have rehearsed that. Because that is a perfect performance

"Instructions are on the board read them and make the potion, no tomfoolery." He said and the board suddenly had a recipe of the cure for boils. I want to learn that.

1. Add 6 snake fangs to the mortar.

2. Crush into a fine powder using the pestle.

3. Add 4 measures of the crushed fangs to your cauldron.

4.Heat the mixture to 250 for 10 seconds.

Wave your wand.

5. Leave to brew and return in 33-45 minutes.

That was just part one of the potion.

1. Add 4 horned slugs to your cauldron.

2. Take the cauldron off the fire before adding the next ingredient.[2]

3. Add 2 porcupine quills to your cauldron.

4. Stir 5 times, clockwise.

5. Wave your wand to complete the potion.

It's like cooking, but more complicated.

My partner was a slytherin, who had a dull look in her eye like she knew this. Which she probably does.

"I'll do the snake fangs, can you do the slugs?"

I asked. She simply nodded.

"Kain,"

"Pardon?" She said.

"The names kain what's yours?"

"Why would want to know?" She said with narrowed eyes.

"No reason in particular. But since we're in the same year I might as well get to know my year mates. So, what your name?"

I said while putting the snake snake fangs into the cauldron.

"Cecilia." She said.

"Nice name." I said as we both finished the potions, and a pink smoke rose out from the cauldron. We then filled some phials that we had on hand and went to the professor.

"Professor, we have finished the completed potion." I said, because Cecilia did not seem to like to talk.

He looked over at us then the potion. He looked surprised at the potion more than us, he then went back to the cold look he had.

"A perfect potion, congratulations mr. Abel, ms. Emrys."

Wait, what?