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Inheritance test: Kain Enabel

Mother: Bianca black née slytherin(deceased)

Father: Regulus Arcturus black(deceased)

Blood status: pure-blood[out of inbreeding cycle]

(A/n: I know his father is good ol' Reggie himself but fuck you! Don't worry bout nuance slyhterin)

Heir presumptive of the most noble and most ancient house of black, heir presumptive of most noble and most ancient house of slytherin, and heir presumptive of most noble and most holy house of truth

Ownerships of blacks:

12 grimmauld place

12 apartments in muggle London

4 in muggle France

Magical creature farms in South America

Magical herbs farm in southern India

Monetary situation in numbers: 969 million galleons 706,580 sickles and 21 knuts

Ownership of slytherin's:

1/4 hog warts

Medium sized house in Camelot

5 mansions in America

2 mansions in France

1 small island off the coast of India

1 dragon farm lead by a family of house elves

Monetary situation in numbers: 1 billion galleons, 532,913 sickle, 84 knuts

Ownership of truth:

Monetary situation in number: 512 million galleons

Magical ability/ mundane abilities:

Metamorphmagus: gives you the ability to change your shape at will. This is usually found in the black line.

Universal speaker: the ability to speak in every language as if you had been brought up with that language. This is usually gifted from the source itself.

Elemental aptitude: gives you the talent of the elements.

Photographic mind: this gives you the ability to remember something as if you had just seen it.

Parselmouth: gives you the ability to converse and command snakes if the snake has given you its fealty or is incapable to respond. This is usually found in India or from the slytherin lineage. This is merged with your universal speaker, giving you the ability to use animals language to influence spells.

Accelerated thinking: makes you think faster:

Magical talent: gives you the ability to be good at magical stuff

Out of the loop: destiny said fuck you to you and so you are out of fates influence, be warned if you fuck up something it will find you, and it will hurt you.

"That's some heavy shit." I said. I mean seriously, that's a lot for an eleven year old boy like me. Slytherin sounds familiar, but anyway. This is my father. My mother did not have that name, she was called belle. Why did she abandon me then? This shit don't make sense.

"It seems mr black-slytherin-Enabel. That you are heir to some "heavy stuff" shall we proceed?"

"Can I get a thing that keep my money in, Like a pouch?"I asked, the goblin, which I will soon know as blooddrinker smiled.

***timeskip***

"That took forever" i heaved out. Seriously who pushes this stuff onto me!?

Imma just grab my shit and leave. Which I already did I bought a trunk bought the books, bought the cauldren and scales with potion ingredients. Probs gonna get a telescope in "muggle" London, who calls normal people muggle? Sounds like I'm in a Roald Dahl book.

Now all I need is a wand. Which I'm getting in this shabby store called ollivanders. This store gives me the creeps, Ugh.

"Curious... very curious..." an old creep said.

"Begone!" I roared as I suddenly heard a would-be pedophile come up behind me, trying to kick the mans testis. Like seriously, why sneak up on a kid!? He must be really into pain like my neighbor, they get up to weird stuff at night.

"Stop your repetitive movements mr. black"

The pedophile said, like I will stop no mans gonna touch me, when I get my wand the first thing I'm going to find is a spell to give a carpet burned Weiner.(don't ask.)

"Come on and get your wand mr. black let's see... ah! Holly and Phoenix feather, 11 inches,"

He put this box in between us and opened, then passed the wand to me. This does not feel right, this makes me feel light headed, and kinda sick,

It also stings, like a numbing feeling on my wrists,

!!! It's getting hotter!

"Ah! Nope not that, definitely not that!" I said after passing the wand back to him.

"No.. what about.... ah! Ebony dragon heart string, 7 and three quarter inches, give her a whirl." Doing just as he did before, he passed me the wand. This doesn't feel right either, but the sensation is different. It gives me a feeling of dread, and my wrist feels like it is slowly getting crushed.

"N-ope, nope not this one. This one gives me a headache and it's hurting." I said to the sadist.

He must be the current owner of this shop, mister... olliviander? Was it? No, it's mister ollivander.

"Wonderful.. truly wonderful. Let's see... tut, tut, tah! Dog wood unicorn hair, she was pretty tame when in plucked it." Mister ollivander said as he was giving the wand to me.

This wand doesn't feel right either. This feels like a pressure is on my wrist, this has a different sensation, it feels hot at first, then it feels cold, next it feels like I'm trying to move my hand in slime.

"This does not, feel right, this feels like it will like me, then it'll hit me with my own spell." I said to the old fo-wand-maker.

"How about this..." he said is he gave me a bunch of wands. Some felt tight. Some felt loose. Some even scratched me! These all felt wrong. But I now know what they feel like. Phoenix core wands gives me a sensation akin to a numbing or a dry burning feeling, as well as a painful ringing in my ears. While dragon heartstrings give the sensation to a tight grip as well as a wet burning feeling. This is also stacked with me having weak knees after I give him the wand back. Unicorn hairs are very weird, due to them giving the most diverse. Unicorn hair sometimes give stings in different places, or sometimes it gives a scratchy feeling in different places. This also gives me weird vibrations popping up in different places.

All in all the unicorn wands are the most mild.

Dragon heartstring wandsgive me a sense of impending death.

Phoenix tail feather wands give me a sense of unworthiness.

Wand woods are also weird.

Dog woods are said to be quirky and mischievous, this can be said to be true, due to it giving different sensations when holding it, that is if your the wrong holder.

Ebony woods is said to be the wood of warriors.

I can tell due to it giving me a sense of dread, as if it's trying to challenge me.

Holly wands give me a sense of hopelessness, as if I had betrayed it, it also make me feel angry for some reason,

"Nope this still doesn't feel right, mr ollivander,"

I had gotten to know mr. ollivander while getting I was waiting for a wand to choose me, I feel kinda hopeless... like seriously! After going through forty-two wands each giving phantom pains, you'd expect me to find my wand.

"What about... I must try..." mr ollivander said.

He seemed kind of fearful of this wand.

"What is it?" I asked him, I mean would it kill me to be curious of this wand, mr ollivander, which his full name being Garrick ollivander has gone against many creatures just to obtain materials to make wands, he has my full respect. But a wand to make him this fearful, this has got me interested.

"Hear you go mr. black, this... in this box, right in front of you, this wand is composed of elder wood, and boggart pebble core, it is eleven and a quarter inches as well highly temperamental.

If this does not choose you no wand in my shop can." He said regretfully, this sounds like he's trying to kill me, but after 42 wands trying to get there wands out of your hand, it won't kill me.

"All right, let me have a go," I said, for some reason I feel like I'll regret it. I made this cold as word, it called YOLO, it means "you only live once"

Holding this wand, it feels like any ordinary stick,

It feels kind of- Argh! Nope this does not feel like any other wand! This is actually trying to kill me!

Argh... 'hush now...' this don't feel right it feels cold... 'hush now honey... daddy loves us...' this feels like I'm under water... it feels cold... mother... ' he loved me before he died, he died for you, little Kay' I heard a soft whisper, akin

To the voices of the dead of the dead...

'Wotch-' "ugh!" I feel like I just walk the road of death, I hope i never do this again. The wand that is currently in my hand feels warm now, like a comforting warm. But also a nice and cool sensation. It seems to have accepted me.

"Fuck... you... Garrick... this nearly killed me!"

I shouted at the old man. I still remember the sensation of it. Never want to walk it again. I think it was due to it not being my time or something. Joking! Got dam it Kain not time for joking you nearly died!

"It seems to have accepted you, good... I hoped it would not have come to this mr. black... that wand is the epitome(how do you spell e-pit-oh-me?) of bad luck, the wand wood, elder is said to have lead hundreds to their death, and the boggart core was obtained when Goodrich himself came upon a boggart and slayed it, the only one to see a boggarts true form. Got that from an auction. But let's not dawdle with that mr. black, seeing that it has full accepted you, it will give you a wide range of abilities, such as it's full loyalty, this also gives you a specialisation on a multitude of things like transfiguration,charms runes, wards, enchanting, And many others. But be warned mr.Black, this wand only chooses one with great destinies to wield them. He said to me. I like how this wand works, but I hope it will work when it needs to.

"Thank you mr. ollivander I hope I don't have to leave this back in your possession. Seeing as you fear this wand. Do you have a wand maintenance, as well as a way to keep it in. How much will it all cost?" I asked, he has to have these stuff, seeing as he makes them, I'm pretty sure he'd like for his and his ancestors creations to be in pristine condition.

" the wand will be 9 galleon, the wand holster will be 5 galleons, and the maintenance kit will be three galleon and five sickles." Mr. Garrick ollivander said in his most businessman like voice he could.

"You still sound creepy old man, see ya!" I said to him while I was leaving the store.

"I feel I will come to regret this..." mr. ollivander said to no one in particular...