Am I being stalked!?

(Kain's POV)

"Angle A is 45, because sum is 135, the rule for this is: Angle sum on line" geometry is soo easy.

I'm 11 years old today, fresh out of college. Yes you heard it, College. I'm smarter than Tony Stark! Anyway as I was going over some geometric questions. I saw an idiot coming past, dead faced drunk, easy peasy. As I was walking past I did a quick manoevour(?? Auto correct doesn't and Siri not doing it's intended use) and took a certain object which holds his very important objects. Money! Yes, a college graduate must pickpocket. No actually, it's just an old habit.

Hope's peak orphanage sucked. I'm not even going to sugarcoat it. You know why? Well, you get to go to school, and learn. But you don't really get to eat, or sleep comfortably, or even have a happy childhood at all. Not to mention the people that worked there— our caretakers— we complete— 'scuse me for my language— asshole! Concept they were bad. Sometimes I wish I could just throw them into the void.

But hey. I made a religion. I call it, conceptism, our god is called Concept. Gods not really a right word. More like a metaphysical force. Anyway I'm the leader of it, we'll it's more like a title, we are all equal. We call ourselves the creators. You know. We make things, we make a concept an object. Concept's everywhere. (Don't judge me. Gods just a concept of power.)

Anyway living all that fanatical-like rant behind, and rant about hope's Low orphanage, I've been able to score me a cheap apartment, it's quite comfortable. Two bedroom, one for me one for my personal study. A bathroom, a kitchen. Quite comfortable.

I've been able to control my superpower—which now I call my individuality, or quirk— quite well now, who knew I'm able to change my body parts to take on more animalistic counterparts. Like, let's say bone claws that pop out in between my knuckle, that's similar to a very popular superhero. and armour like skin, usually found on insects.

Opening the door to my perfectly homely house, I packed all my belongings on my table. OH! That reminds me, what did the drunkard have?

"Ten bucks? Meh, good enough." I say as I burned the wallet with a lighter, dumping the ashes down the sink. I'm hungry.

"Nothing's better than a clean home and good day." I remarked as I went to make me some steak and eggs.

•time skip to the next day•

(3rd person)

The bell went off in Kain's room, annoying him with an extremely annoying rooster sound. It being too far to reach he used his GUM-*ahem* shape-shifting to violently turn off his alarm.

When he got up, he heard tapping in the kitchen. He got up and checked, annoyance in his walk. And a owl was tapping at his kitchen window, with a letter around its leg.

"How may I help you?" The insan-weird-tired boy asked.

"Bird!" The owl screeched it's noise(I don't know what an owl says.) lifting its leg where the letter was.

"Oh? You're app-I mean- you want me to have this?" Kain questioned pointing at the letter tied around the owls foot.

"Bird!" The owl screeched in a happy tone.

"You know. I'm not going to question how you can understand me." The boy said, opening the letter

The letter said this:

(HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr. Enabel,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

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Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

Second page

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

UNIFORM

First-year students will require:

1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)

2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear

3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)

4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)

Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS

All students should have a copy of each of the following:

The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1)

by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic

by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory

by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration

by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions

by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

by Quentin Trimble

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 wand

1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)

1 set glass or crystal phials

1 telescope

1 set brass scales

Students may also bring, if they desire, an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS

ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK

Yours sincerely,

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Lucinda Thomsonicle-Pocus

Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions)

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"You're a wizard, Kain. I'm a what?" I said, having a familiar feeling.

"I'm a wizard!" I said,happiness flowing through me. It's sad, you know. When you feel your the only one special, and if you tell anyone they say your crazy, if they see you, they'll probably experiment on you.

"Ooh I gotta write my reply!"grabbing a pen and parchment, I writ— ok, boo- I'll be waiting.—