Technicalities - details - ideas - plot

World Setting

magic in natural way helps Wizards stay healthy, while for men it lets them not get fat or killed by alcohol for women it lets them look more beautiful (more slutty figure, sexier look)

because of magic existence all around the world the "average level of beauty" is higher even in muggle world

because of natural higher beauty of all women their looks are considered normal and average so men now consider women as beautiful who looks ugly to MC

basically the world now has a reversed sense of beauty - all but MC who is reincarnator

the ugly women wear more proper clothing and sexy women wear more alluring/sexy/revealing clothing

Smut inspiration

Peter Parker's New Groove

sex scenes

A Perverted Galaxy Far Far Away

sex scenes

mind reading power

women are slutty

Marvel: I'm a Symbiote

sex scenes

A Fox and His Vixens

sex scenes

Harry Potter and the Lust Genie

sex scenes

The Stud & The Slut (Harry Potter)

sex scenes

Harry the Harem Lord 1 | System: Harry the Harem Lord

"What if the Harry Potter world was not just for children and teenagers, but for adults?"

Beautiful witches wearing short miniskirts, and hiding her legs with erotic stockings (Due to school's stupid rule), and looking for a strong and compatible wizard(in a magic sense), where Harem lord will go to conquer the heart of every one of them!

some idea about world setup

private magic school idea

sex scenes

Harry Potter: The Immortal Lycan

sex scenes

Stuffed into Potter

sex scenes

Sonohi Sekai ga Kawatta

sex scenes

world setting idea

Hogwarts education starts at 16 years old

R+G

Charms 5y, Transfiguration 5y, Astrology 5y

R+S

Potions 5y, DADA 5y

R+H

Herbology 5y, History 5y

All together

Flying lessons, Divination (not MC), Muggle Studies (not MC), Ancient Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, Arithmancy, Apparition, Alchemy (maybe MC, maybe after Hogwarts)

Voldemort is a female here

Teresa Marvolo Riddle

she is afraid of death

made a necromancers phylactery for her soul

she gave the phylactery to Bellatrix Lestrange ne Black to hide in Lestrange vault

All horcruxes from original series are fake plot to hide the phylactery

Timeline

Volume 1 - Humble Beginnings

Chapter 1 - Death of James Potter

- James Potter discovers the content of his wife's research.

- Research contains things about blood magic and sacrificial rituals.

- James decides to apply her findings and protect Lily Potter and Harry. Instead of her sacrificing as a last line of defence, he will sacrifice himself at the beginning.

- Female Voldemort perishes when she tries to kill the mother and the child.

James Potter by chance saw his wife's research on magic runes and rituals and seeing where it was going he decided to use the results of her work without her knowledge and put the protections on his wife and son. When Voldemort attacked he fought valiantly but died nonetheless.

Voldemort came after Lily and Harry but the killing curse rebounded and Voldemort died but not truly.

Chapter 2 - Ah sh-it, here we go again

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This chapter should focus on describing the first things that happened after the death of "Lady Voldemort"

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- MC takes over just right after Female Voldemort dies from the rebound.

- MC tries to make sense of the situation. He realizes he is reincarnated. He lies on the floor next to an unconscious woman. After this tiredness overwhelms him and he falls asleep.

- Once awake MC realizes he is Harry Potter. He hears Lily is arguing with Dumbledore outside the doors of his bedroom. She refuses to send him to the Dursleys and calls Dumbledore senail and insensitive. She didn't have time to mourn her husband and he advises her to abandon her son.

- Lily decides to leave their home in Godric's Hollow and settle in a rich area of London.

- After this it's a description of the Voldemort death fallout. Sirius leaves the Auror force after he fails to catch Peter Pettigrew. Longbottoms died in the attack led by Bellatrix. Death Eaters are treated the same as in canon which makes Lilly further distance herself from Dumbledore. Sirius follows in her steps and Lupin tries to be neutral and doesn't write off Old Man completely. With this the "Light side" political block breaks in half. Sirius stays with the Tonks family and decides to create his own "Private investigation buro", he heard about them a few times throughout his friendship with Lily.

MC still gets his scar on the forehead. This Voldemort didn't go the route of Herpo the Foul but the route of ancient necromancers and cut out her heart and made a phylactery to bind her full soul to it.

Sirius goes after the Rat for betraying Potters and thanks to Lily intervention is only discharged from Auror forces for the incident where Pettigrew kills 12 mugles.

Rat goes into hiding and for whatever reason nobody notices him as a Weasley rat.

Bellatrix goes to Azkaban and she is all that's left of the Lestrange household.

Chapter 3 - If it's not a dream, I'm in heaven!

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This chapter should focus on describing how this world has different views on "beauty"

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- Harry discovers his new abilities. The obvious - he is a wizard. He can hear the thoughts of others in his close vicinity. It's definitely not Legilimency because he doesn't need to look anyone in the eyes. They only have to be in the same room as him. And it can't even be stopped by Occlumency. He is sure because there was that one time Dumbledore visited him after he finally convinced Lily to let him check Harry if there are no hidden aftereffects of Voldemort's attack. And over this visit Harry discovered that he can easily hear Dumbledore's inner thoughts and he would definitely have some rudimentary Occlumency shields and should definitely detect his "ammatureish" mental probe.

- This world is different from his old one. Magic that is present in this world affects the people. It passively tries to make our bodies healthier but it is balanced out by people leading less healthy lifestyles. So for those who take care of themselves they look much more beautiful in Harry's opinion. So in the case of the wizarding world it makes witches look super sexy.

- This world has an inverted sense of beauty. For whatever reason every woman that Harry thinks is sexy is ugly by the norms of this world. And with magic making people look better it is really hard to find someone who would be considered beautiful in this world, especially in the wizard community. Harry realizes that in this world Umbridge that looks the same as in the old world is considered a beauty.

- Harry decides to live to the fullest in this new heaven of his and get a big harem for himself.

MC discovers the differences between this world and his original one.

Chapter 4 - Grind now so you can fu-ck later

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This chapter should be in 3 parts. Magic education grind, explanation, description and plans. Muggle education grind, explanation, description and plans. Physical grind, explanation, description and plans.

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- Magic education, Mundane education, Physical ability

- In this world Hogwarts education starts at 16 years old and the whole "plot" is getting an earlier start. That only means that the war was earlier than in the original because Harry will still start Hogwarts 1 September 1991 and full education would end ~30 June 1998 at 22 years old.

- Here the cut off after 5th year is treated seriously. Not everyone decides to pursue a full 7 years because those who graduate after 7 years are more set on acquiring "mastery" titles after graduation. 5 years of education is considered plenty for general education.

- Harry decides to "finish" his mugle education before Hogwarts and complete GCSE and A Level tests before Hogwarts so he can attend University after Hogwarts.

- Harry decides to train up some wandless magic before Hogwarts and some more theoretical subjects before Hogwarts. Herbology, Potions, Runes and Arithmancy.

- Harry decides to show Lily that he is a genius but they hide that from anyone else.

Before Hogwarts MC ends his mundane education. With passing the British tests of 16 yo and 18 in his last year before Hogwarts at 15yo.

Chapter 5 - "Accidental magic" OR "Premature magiculation"

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This chapter should focus on describing Harry's first steps with magic and his first steps with the grind. Describing his family situation and his pre-Muggle school childhood.

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- From the beginning of his new life Harry tries to sense magic in him and his surroundings. (For simplicity let's just use an easy route.) After learning to speak again Harry tries to cast Lumos wandlessly. After success he uses this spell to increase his magic reserves.

- At 3 years old MC gets his first "accidental magic". MC has a nap and gets irritated when it gets chilly because his blanket fell off him and he just wants to be covered again and it happens the blanket covered him by itself. This was witnessed by Lily that just entered his room to check up on him.

- After his first accidental magic MC starts "training" his magic "officially" and hides it under the guise of playing around. "mama! Look, I make things fly!" "mama! my hand is glowing!"

- At 5 years old Harry has his first year in school.

- There are plenty of visits by Sirius, Lupin and the Tonks, surprisingly Lily is good friends with Lady Greengrass.

- In this world Nymphadora "Don't call me that" Tonks is 2 years younger than OG so she is in 5th year when Harry will ho to 1st class.

Chapter 6 - One step at the time

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This chapter should be about the rest of Harry's family, grind and education before Hogwarts. His realization about this reality has Marvel too and Harry's decision to establish his own organization.

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- Harry is massively bored at school. He literally can't bother with other children.

- Harry decides to play some super genius and go with a trait that he learns everything after first lesson

- Harry skips the first 3 years of school after school discussed Harry's achievements with Lily.

- Harry is further alienated among the kids because now he is that "weird younger smart kid".

- On his history lessons

- At 11 yo MC gets appointed as "heir" to Potter household and gets bonded with his personal elf "Alf".

- MC "orders" his elf to wear a butler outfit. Uses the elf to steal money from London drug Lords.

- Jokes with Sirius "With how free unbound he is and adventurous with his 'aunties' it would probably end up with me becoming lord Potter and Black."

Lily educates Harry on the basics of the Wizarding community. MC "officially" learns some no wand subjects.

Lily thanks to some war encounters is good friends with Lady Greengrass so MC and Daphne are childhood friends.

One step at the time

- Harry decides to use his "fairly acquired" riches to set some business funds on the Magical and Muggle side.

- On the Magical side Harry decides to create a syndicate resembling the one from "Harry Potter and the Rise of the Protector". Create his own Newspaper, potions shop, herb farm (micro climat ward research), mercenary company.

- Harry wants to undermine

- Goblin report with suggested investments is a surprise for Harry and a cold bucket on his head. Next to the names he told goblin to be looking into there were few he was definitely not expecting. There were Stark Industries and Oscorp on the list.

- With quick calculations Harry realizes he will end his Magical Education at least 11 years before Iron Man 1 plot will begin. Plenty of time to create an international company that will help him secure his happy ending. Now with even bigger harem.

Gringotts provides muggle banking services so mc uses stolen drug money to open his "private" account and make some investment plans

Harems humble beginnings

- First smut chapter. It describes all 15+ years of Harry's interactions with Lily.

- Harry from young age tells Lily his dream to have a "big family". The older Harry is the more he tells Lily how beautiful she is.

- Lily notices how mature Harry is after he gets his "heir status". The closer Harry is to going to Hogwarts the more he reminds her of James and how lonely she is.

- After Harry reaches 14 years old Lily for the first time has thoughts about Harry while masturbating. She notices how fit his body is after his grueling excersises.

- After Harry's 15th birthday she almost "walsk in" on Harry masturbating to her. Harry intentionally leaves the doors to his room "almost" closed. Lily can't avert her gaze from Harry's 10" dick (inspired by Harry Potter and the Lust Genie) and rub herself while watching him through the door.

- Last year before Hogwarts Lily is only masturbating while thinking of Harry. Last two months she barely can hold herself back from going after Harry. Lily thinks that if he goes to Hogwarts it will be easier on her.

- Last week before September 1st Harry decides to fuck Lily and walks in to her room while she is masturbating to her. He confronts her about it and with the help of his ability to hear her thoughts he fucks her sensless. (inspired by A Perverted Galaxy Far Far Away)

- They fuck like rabbits for the whole week they have before Harry leaves for Hogwarts.

Lily is lonely after James' death and notices that Harry resembles his father more and more.

When Harry hits 15 her defences start crumbling and week before MC leaves to Hogwarts the fuck and after they start they fuck like rabbits for the whole week.

Year 1 1991-1992 16yo

MC enters the train with Daphne. Meets Ron Welsey on the train… Not really impressed by him… Ron still has bad views on everything Slytherin and because of that he offends Daphne next to MC. Meets Hermione Granger on the train. When MC finds out that Neville still lost his frog he excuses himself from the compartment and goes with Hermione to fetch his distant cousin. They met each other on a few holiday occasions and knew each other. MC calms Neville and tells him that his frog will definitely come back to him. After this it's MC, Daphne, Hermione, Neville and Ron in the compartment. When Draco Malfoy disturbs them MC does not antagonise him but points out that it's not very Slytherin of him to blatantly slander people around and they could talk it out in Hogwarts at a later date.

Standard talks about houses. Daphne, influenced by MC is more keen on joining Ravenclaw, MC helped Neville find his love for Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures so he too will be sorted to Ravenclaw. Ron sings praises about Gryffindor and Hermione listens to MC houses are irrelevant for you to become great… For the world Dumbledore is from Hogwarts so is Voldemort and Merlin too. Their houses are a really niche knowledge outside of Britain. Hermione will go to Ravenclaw.

Charms lessons are Gryffindor + Ravenclaw

Hermione will go crying on Halloween and MC will "cheer her up"

Potions are Slytherin + Ravenclaw

So Daphne can have interactions with her friend Tracy Davies

Herbology will be with Hufflepuffs

Occasion to interact with Susan Bones

Astrology with Gryffindor

Occasion to grope girls in the darkness of the astronomy tower

History with Hufflepuffs

After learning notice me not charm and some sound muffling charm it's great opportunity for some groping session in the back of the class

DADA with Slytherins

Flying incident

MC uses this oppotrunity to flex before girls. Neville falls but MC casts cusioning charm on the ground adding another mitigation to the fall but still Neville gets taken to infirmare for a once over.

Malfoy finds Nevilles remembrall

Troll incident

Ron talks bad about Hermione after Leviosa lesson and for whatever reason she still goes crying to the bathroom after this. MC goes to "cheer her up" and when they are finished up they encounter the troll in the corridors (Potter luck). MC shows his knowledge of one advanced spell, Aguamenti. Makes some water and with Leviosa spell moves the water over the Troll head and suffocates it.

When teachers arrive MC tells how it went that they were attacked by the troll on their way to the Halloween feast. And they were late because he was too mesmerised by his companion and he missed the passage of time. MC also claims the troll carcas as his rigtful spoils. When Snape threatens with taking points MC asks how it could happen that heir apparent of house Potter is threatened with losing points after almost dying to a troll in the safest and most prestigious school in the world or so locals claim and it's great that he doesn't demand any compensation over this incident.

Dragon incident

Hagrid shows MC and his friends (Ron is not part of "friends") he got a Dragons Egg. Hermione and Daphne enlighten the half giant that he could most probably go to jail for this. MC decides to save the day and drags Hagrid to Dumbledore with the Egg. MC explains that Hagrid found an egg in forbidden forest and decided to hatch it not knowing about the laws. We can sell it as a learning opportunity for a select few "promising" students on a process of hatching dragons. as a unique experience born by an unexpected turn of events. Engage professor Kettleburn with this and contact the Romanian Dragon Reserve to take in the hatchling after it's all done. All semi oficial and nobody can do a thing about this because Dumbledore the Mugwump was overseeing the operation.

Yoink the Mirror of Desire and the Philosopher Stone

Grangers go on vacation to France.

MC summer of debauchery with his mom and occasional visit of Daphne.

Year 2 1992-1993 17yo

Luna Lovegood joins this year. MC wrote letter to Lovegoods when he was five posing as a mysterious kid with a gift of foresight. warns Lunas mother about her death in an experiment. Luna decides to become MC onahole because she of course knows it was MC who wrote the letter.

Flourish and Blotts incident

MC checks when Lockhart book signing is. He needs to know if Ginny still gets the Diary of Riddle. Harry also uses this occasion to meet his friends the Twins. MC still gets grabbed by Gilderoy but is not pulled by him because MC is no 12 year old. MC asks if he should consider this an attack on the Heir of a noble household? Lockhart backs away immediately. After this he clarifies he just was too eager to greet one of his talented future students as he will be teaching DADA at Hogwarts "starting" this year.

Ford Anglia incident

Because of Potter house elf combating Dobby in the shadows MC still got his mail over summer and totally forgot about Dobby interaction, until he smacked face first into the pillar of sation 9 and ¾.

He turns to his mother who laughed at his misfortune. (promises revenge on Dobby)

MC asks Lily to sidealong Apparate to the station because someone is making pranks with the pillar. Dobby heartbroken by his failure forgot to lift the seal from the pillar. Because of this stupid Ron used his fathers Car to fly to school… 17 and still stupid… Well not so stupid because he activates the invisibility drive before flying away and this time there is nothing about this in any newspaper and Arthur doesn't have any problems in ministry. The car still died on the Whomping Willow but what happens at Hogwarts stays at Hogwarts.

DeathDay incident (1st attack)

Instead of Halloween feast MC goes to Nicks Deathday anniversary in hopes of some fuck with a female ghost (gray lady). MC infuses his skin with magis and can fuck ghosts. Before curfew he goes back to the dining hall to not be accused by Filch of petrifying his cat

Quidditch game incident (2nd attack)

doesn't happen because MC doesn't play this stupid game. Dobby finds MC to warn him of the danger but MC tells him that he already knows everything about it.

Night of the game Collin Crewey is found petrified

Lockhart D-D-Duel

MC participates with the girls. Lockhart stil uses him and Snape sends his Pokemon. MC uses protego as asked which causes Malfoy to use sempersortia but MC just levitates the snake. "Professor Snape would you be kind enough and vanish this snake?"

MC loudly declares that this club is a waste of time and should be led by former world dueling champion Professor Flitwick and not this fraud that can't even cast protego…

3rd Attack

Justin Finch-Fletchley is petrified with Nearly Headless Nick.

No Polyjuice incident

This time it will be intentional! MC decides to invent the "Furry potion" and he will earn millions by exporting them to Japan! Their laboratory was the Moaning Myrtle bathroom (now Myrtle is moaning for other reasons) and Myrtle gave MC the diary. MC decides to give the diary to Dumbledore and describes what he remembers from the movies. It has shown him some memories that Hagrid is responsible and that monster was supposedly an acromantula. MC describes things that he observed. That Acromantula doesn't petrify, that all people did not look directly at the monster. Justin, through the ghost, Colin - camera, Norris - water on the floor and it comes nicely to the last death victim of Chamber incident Moaning Myrtle who died in the bathroom next to Noris petrification spot. And if we want to know what the monster is all we need to do is just ask Myrtle. Dumbledore gathers teachers and we go to the bathroom, discover the entrance and Dumbledore kills the snake and decides to destroy the diary with the fang having his own suspicion of what it was.

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Dumbledore with teachers (minerva snape and filius) and MC goes to the chamber.

Dumbledore coaxes the Memory of (female) Teresa to manifest itself.

Teresa admits that she is Voldemort and she controlled young Giny to open the chamber and sends Basilisk to kill them.

Dumble kills snake.

Dumble destroys diary - no artefact of dark lord should be left, especially ones able to influence young minds.

Lockhart going senile

Don't know how but i must think of a way for Gilderoy to obliviate himself with Ron's wand… Maybe after the dueling club lets antagonize Lockhart some more on many occasions. Ron will accuse Hary of being the heir of Slytherin because of jealousy and because they are not friends. And Gilderoy will hear our quarrel step in and he will ambush MC and disarm him. Gilderoy will say that he will Obliviate us both (MC for revenge and Ron as a witness) and stage it as an accident. Sadly he wants/needs to do it with Rons wand and he gets obliviated himself

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MC on his way to principal with diary

Ron acuses him on the way

Lockhart walks in on them

Lockhart Obliviates himself

Breaking the DADA curse

Using the opportunity MC decides to share his idea about breaking the DADA curse for the director. "Headmaster what if we decide to abolish the lecture of DADA, this should break the curse. After this we can just create a new course, let's say 'Self Defence' that has a very similar curriculum and we are done. Or you can leave DADA course as one but only on paper with no assigned teacher and no classes scheduled. I can even share a few ideas how to change the curriculum for 'Self Defence'"

Whole school knows

Dumbledore announces that the Beast of the chamber of secrets is dead and the chamber was sealed forever. After which explained that it was thanks to the great thinking of MC. Ginny realizes that the diary was probably destroyed by them and gets a crush on MC (whatever, just use porn logic).

Whistle Blowing V1

I sent for a meeting with Rita Skeeter and told her how Lockhart is a fraud, that his books have things that dont even work, that 2 of his books have things happening at the same time. That I sent my cousin who trains to be an auror to investigate the happenings and people who did those things were Obliviated and Lockhart stole their achievements.

Weasley family wins the trip to Egypt and their family photo is shown in the Daily Prophet. Ron has his rat Pettigrew in hands.

Year 3 1993-1994 18yo

- Harry had a promise with Tonks that if she doesn't find any decent boy that accepts her for who she is. A boy who see her as beautiful without her needing to change her appearance. If she doesn't find one until her 7th year she will join his big "family". Flashback with young Harry having a serious conversation with Tonks leaving for her first year in Hogwarts.

MC takes the mantle of Lord Potter as he hits 18 during holidays between year 2 and 3 of Hogwarts.

Celebrations with the girls.

Someone delivers Daily Prophet to Bellatrix making fun of her that Potter is on the front page for sealing Chamber of Secrets. But in the same paper is the photo of the Weasley family and she knows who that Rat is.

Bellatrix escapes from Azkaban. She is secretly a cat animagus. She decides to use the rat to infiltrate Hogwarts and kill MC/Potter to avenge her Lord.

Ministry lets loose their Dementors on Hogwarts. MC decides to get active politically. Publicly denounced the Ministry for sending uncontrolled monsters into an uncontrollable environment. That Ministry should expand the budget of the Aurors Department and let the Dementors rot in Azkaban. MC announce that Potter household will sponsor Aurors department because ministry doesn't want to.

Train incident

Dementors "search" the train. MC shows off his Patronus. Lupin as always sleeps it over. MC decides to "cheer the girls"... you know that train ride to Hogwarts lasts 9 hours?

Opening feast~?

Dementors will guard Hogwarts, Hagrid is a teacher, Malfoy tries to say empty threats invoking Bellatrix.

Self defence is taught by Lupin

McGonagal informs MC as by Hogwarts charter he is given a private quarters because he is Lord of a house attending school and he needs a place where he can attend to his Lordy duties uninterrupted.

First lessons

Arithmancy Septima Vector is a bombshell MC decides to fuck on the first occasion he gets.

Ancient Runes Bathsheda Babbling is friend of Septima and sexy as hell too.

Care of magical creatures MC intervenes and Malfoy doesnt get hurt. "Heir Malfoy… why do you have to disobay the techer. Your family cant afford to lose you… you are their only son… Do you really need another walk in the forest to make your priorities straight?" Hagrid catches on surprisingly quickly and gives Malfoy a detention with him (not a walk in forest but cleaning the paddock for unicorns and thestrals) and dock slytherin minus 10 points for disobeying the teacher.

This time they cant have any time travel because Hermione didn't take all electives so they dont have timeturner.

Self Defence

Announcement that they should have already noticed that they have one more SD lesson a week and they will have physical exercises then.

First lesson is Bogin/Ditto… MC - it changed into MC who woke up and before it could say anything Ridiculous spell hit it.

First Hogsmade trip on Halloween day

Because Bellatrix is after MC Dumbledore decides to formid MC to visit hogsmeade. MC tells girls to go alone and not worry about him. Twins decide to give Harry the Marauders Map. MC as thanks invites them to visit Potter Manor at christmas and he will introduce them to the Marauders as thanks.

MC uses the secret passage to go Hogsmade and fucks Madam Rosmerta and returns to castle.

Halloween night

Bellatrix sneaks into the castle and into Gryffindor dorms to contact the Rat. Rat suggests a simple plan to lure MC to Shrieking Shack with a letter from some girl offering a fuck in a haunted house because MC "fucks every ugly bitch he can find in the castle". When leaving she blows off some steam and slashes at Fat Lady portrait. Oh no we are under attack.

Lupins Lycantrophy

Uncle Lupin with advice of MC and help of Lily is for a long time using a Portkey to sleep over the full moon where the day starts every full moon night. Evacuates an hour before sunset and comes back one hour after sunrise. Sleeping at a place where the sun shines and still drinking Wolfsbane potion makes him as good as new. because of this there is no Self Defence lessons with Snape

MC teaches all his girls Patronus spell

Christmas break - first big ball in potter manor hosted by new Lord Potter. Twins get invited but ask if they can bring their younger siblings. MC tells Ron has to behave or he won't get a ball robe as a christmas gift. Ginny gets for a ball a dress Jessica Rabbit wears.

February - Bellatrix finally goes with the plan. MC is intrigued but thinks its most certainly a trap because the place is Shrieking Shack, a major place from the original plot. MC decides to go into the trap because he found some funny law which deatheaters won't really like.

Bellatrix disarms MC and start to gloat. that she will kill him to avenge her mistress. Harry starts to laugh. Explains Bellatrix her stupidity. That Voldeort without him cant resurect because she needs his blood. That he knows of that because of future sight. MC tells Bellatrix she wont be able to talk about this to anyone because she will be his slave after she wakes up and Harry defeas her wandlessly.

After Bellatrix get caught again MC invokes some forgotten wizarding law that he has the right to take her as a slave for failing his assassination attempt. Bellatrix becomes Harry's slave.

Laws name is Templars Act - If assassin is caught the victim has the priority over the Ministry and can bind the assassin into slavery if the victim decides to do so.

Rest of the year Harry and his girls enjoy breaking Bellatrix into being his sex slave.

Year 4 1994-1995 19yo

On holidays Crouch Junior after another bashing of his father finally breaks from Imperius curse. Crouch Senior tells his son how Bellatrix failed and became a Potter slave which causes Junior to break Imperius.

Junior decides to support his Lady and attack the Quidditch world cup with his friends. Lucius gets captured. Draco tries to be "Lord Malfoy" but he soon realizes that his "family reputation" was all thanks to his parents and nobody takes him as seriously as he would like.

MC wants to earn some brownie points with the Delacours and decides to attend the world cup but cooperates with Amelia Bones to bolster the defenses in secret.

This will be the first evidence against Umbridge.

MC decides to participate in a triwizard tournament. (courting scenario from Harry Potter and the Lust Genie)

Year 5 1995-1996 20yo

That bitch umbridge must DIE

Because Harry was always critical over the Ministy of Magic they want to totally discredit him and send Umbitch to Hogwarts to dig info on him and make his life harder.

Year 6 1996-1997 21yo

Dumbledore is duped by Voldy into believing in multiple Horcruxes scenario. Gets cursed by the ring. Will die eventually. MC convinces Headmaster to give him the rest of Deathly Hollows.

Year 7 1997-1998 22yo

1999 - let's join the Mutant school near New York to get my own Phd in computer science and engineering. Hunting for Ororo Munroe and Jean Grey, maybe Mystique.

- at some science convention before Christmas or New Year Tony leaves Killian on the roof, a prime opportunity to recruit him. That dr woman inventor of Extremis that Tony fucked can be recruited too.

2000

- Let's recruit Ivan Vanko. Cause i can… Heal his father and give him a decent last 10 years of life.

2005 - Bruce Banner goes Hulk. While Ross hunts for Banner he goes after his cousin Jennifer Walters. Jennifer gets shot and Banner "saves" her because they both had the same type of rare blood. Side effects - she becomes She-Hulk.

She becomes very sexy and in her Hulk form she also gets athletic. I make her an enchanted bracelet that lets her skin and hair color look normal if she wants in her Hulk form.

2009

- start of Iron Man 1

- April, Tony gets kidnapped

- 24th November, Fight with Obie.

24th of something - Coulson sets a meeting for then, night that day Tony fights and kills Obie

2010

- 7th May Stark opens Expo.

- 10th May court hearing for Tony before the Senate.

- 16 May Grand Prix Monaco. No attack of Vanko, Tony faints because of Palladium poisoning in the shikane on the track crushing the car.

Age calculations

First Year: Students were 11–12 years of age. You must be eleven to enter your first year at Hogwarts, so some students, (for example, if you were born in December, 1979) would turn twelve during first year. This would be the Wizarding equivalent of sixth grade.

Second Year: 12–13 years of age. (This would be the equivalent of seventh grade.)

Third Year: 13–14 years of age. (This would be the equivalent of eighth grade.)

Fourth Year: 14–15 years of age. (This would be the equivalent of the freshman year at high school.)

Fifth Year: 15–16 years of age. (This is the equivalent of the sophomore year at high school.)

Sixth Year: 16–17 years of age. (This is the equivalent of the junior year of high school.)

Seventh Year: 17–18 years of age. This is the same as the senior year of high school. Note that, although you may still attend school at age 18, you do come of age at 17. Thus, if you were to go home on winter break during your seventh year, and you turned 18 in, say, October, you'd be able to use magic outside of school.

OG Harry Birthday 31 July 1980

MC Harry Birthday 31 July 1975

1st year - September 1st 1991 - June 30th 1992

MC 16yo OG 11yo

1991 - 16 12th

1990 - 15 11th

1989 - 14 10th, MC ends 12th grade in June

1988 - 13 9th, MC 12th start

1987 - 12 8th, MC 11th

1986 - 11 7th, MC 10th

1985 - 10 6th, MC 9th

1984 - 9 5th, MC 8th

1983 - 8 4th, MC 7th

1982 - 7 3rd, MC 6th

1981 - 6 2nd, MC 5th

1980 - 5 normal start 1st grade of school, MC skips into 4th grade

1979 - 4

1978 - 3

1977 - 2

1976 - 1

1975 - born 31 July 1975 - urodziny 31 Lipiec 1975

Harem Girl List

List of the girls is in the order of introducing them to the idea of harem life with Harry.

Girls hooked in 1st year:

Daphne Greengrass - childhood friend. after Harry gets his "heirship" when 11. Some time after Daphne tells Harry her parents think rather seriously about marrying them together. Harry tells her she will be his #1 wife but she will have many, many sisters. For her Harry will be the "strong and sly Lord Potter".

Nymphadora Tonks - Before Tonks goes to Hogwarts, Harry has a serious conversation with her. She has to respect herself. If the boy who approaches her can't accept her for who she is and expects her to change her looks then he is not worth it. If she can't find anyone by the time she ends Hogwarts then he will take her as a wife.

After Harry joins 1st year and Tonks is at her 5th he notices that Tonks at school started to"worsen her looks" so she seems more beautiful to the "normal" boys. Harry on the second day at breakfast calls Tonks loudly out of the Great Hall. "Miss Tonks! We have something really important to discuss RIGHT NOW!". Harry tells her to find them some secluded place and set up privacy spells. Asks her why she never told at home that at Hogwarts she constantly changes her looks. Tonks breaks before him and Harry "physically" convinces her she is beautiful with her normal looks and from this day she will be "his girl" if the idiots at school can't recognize her natural beauty.

From the next day Tonks stops masking her looks and decides to dedicate herself to Harry and change only for him.

Hermione Granger - First meeting on the train. Whileshe recognizes him as "boy who lived" Harry tells her he is also that Harry from muggle news for finishing his complete GCSE and A Level tests before Hogwarts with full marks in all subjects. Harry convinced her Ravenclaw is a better choice.

After leviosa incident Harry "cheers her up" in the girls bathroom and saves her from the troll.

Girls hooked in 2nd year:

Luna Lovegood - She approaches Harry and thanks him for saving her mother. She will gladly join his harem and become his sex pet. She also offers him her family spells to use. (Spells mimicking wishes from Desire from other fanfic)

Susan Bones - Seen each other because Lily Potter knows Amelia Bones. Harry will meet Susan a few times to cooperate with Amelia in his private investigation into the chamber of secrets.

Tracy Davies - introduced by Daphne as her best friend and she wants her in the harem.

Girls hooked in 3rd year:

Bellatrix Black - captured when tried kill Harry and converted into a slave thanks to some obscure wizarding law.

Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet - Oliver Wood hears about girls' ambitions to join a professional Quidditch team (either after 5th or 7th year). Girls want to show their best side while playing games. Wood tells them that such ugly girls shouldn't even dream about going pro. After a major argument they are kicked out of their house team. Harry hears about this at dinner and after seeing how the girls are mortified he decides to publicly announce that if nobody wants them in their team he can create a team for such great players and sponsor them. Girls are really thankful.

Girls hooked in 4th year:

Fleur Delacour - Harry picks her interest at the Quidditch World Cup. In Hogwarts Harry joins the Triwizard tournament on his own but nobody besides his girls knew about it. And his name is also spit out a second time… Harry decides to share info with other champions (because this is a deadly tournament)

After defeating the first task in a crafty way Fleur is totally intrigued by him. They go together to the Ball and have an "afterparty" together.

Narcissa Black - After Harry invites Fleur to the ball Draco feels that this is an insult to him after she rejected his invitations multiple times. Draco sends some curse at their backs when they leave together. Harry saves them both… because who shouts spell names while attacking in the back… Draco is detained in Headmasters office and Narcissa is called to school because Lucius was arrested at the Quidditch World Cup when the Death Eaters rioted. Narcissa tells Draco that she saves his skin for the last time making the decision over this problem instead of Harry and tell that she will make it up to him.

Girls hooked in 5th year:

Madam Rosmerta (Three Broomsticks owner in Hogsmeade Village), Septima Vector (Arithmancy teacher), Aurora Sinistra ("Black" Astronomy teacher) - While Umbitch is greatly limiting what Harry can do freely at Hogwarts she can't control anything students do at Hogsmeade. This makes Harry turn his eyes towards the owner of Three Broomsticks who is a hot MILF bombshell. Let's use the scene from "Harry Potter and Lust Genie" as a direct reference of how they shagged each other. After their "meeting" Rosmerta tells Harry how her two close friends Septima and Aurora are complaining about Umbitch. Harry convinces Rosmerta that he can definitely "uplift" their moods but they will have to use a back room of Three Broomsticks for that on every Hogsmeade weekend.

Teresa Marvolo Riddle (Lady Voldemort) - At the end of year 5 Lady Voldemort decides to officially confront Harry and challenges him to a duel at Ministry Atrium. At the end of the holiday day, so after everyone comes back she will greet them with Harry's corpse at her feet. Before duel Harry is analysing the situation that Horcruxes are a hoax/bluff… Whatever the plot to this point will be, Harry uses her "heart stone" to control Lady Voldemort to his bidding and forces her to swear her unwavering loyalty to house Potter for eternity to come.

Girls hooked in 6th year:

None - Harry consolidates his harem and is led on the goose chase by the Headmaster… Harry makes sure Dumbledore believes in Horcruxes false leads by Lady Voldemort and dies to Gaunt Ring curse.

Girls hooked in 7th year:

None - Harry enjoys his life with his harem and utilising it to expand his "business empire". Harry uses his harem to copy all the knowledge he can get from all of Hogwarts

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