Chapter 80: Staying for a Night

Fanfic by: Geraint124x

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(Harukin's POV)

- Konosuba World -

While my Fiancee Lalatina dragging me outside of our house.

"Wait!" Mom yelled, stopping us.

Lalatina turned and glanced at my Mom,

"Sorry Madam but, we're in hurry." she said.

"Ara, you can call me Mom since you're my son's Fiancée." Mom spoke happily.

"Then, sorry Mother, we have to go." she said again.

"But, it's already dark outside, you should stay for night and just travel tomorrow. There may be monster lurking at night and attack your carriage." Mom warned us.

Lalatina's expression became serious,

"That's what I wanted to happen."

....

A vein popped on my forehead.

This perverted Masochist...

I thought she has a good plan to travel quickly to her mansion.

I immediately stood up, grabbing her arm behind to let go of me

"Lalatina, stay for tonight here. I'll tell Heidel that we'll just continue to travel tomorrow morning. You sleep together in the guest room with Akane and Erza. And Nee-san will sleep with Komekko together with Mom and Dad in their room."

I glanced at Yunyun,

"Yunyun, please sleep together with them in the guest room. There are not familiar yet with our place."

She smiled at me,

"Sure, you can them leave it me. They're my friends now so I'll take care of them... But, what about you? Where are you gonna sleep?"

"I going to Wiz's magic item shop and stay for a night there. I promised Nana to sleep with her tonight."

"Paimon, who's this Nana that Harukin talking about? Is she another of his girls?" Erza asked Paimon who's inside the pot, floating in the air.

I remembered that Erza and Akane doesn't know them yet.

Sweat started to appear on my forehead.

"No, she's Harukin's cute magical daughter."

"Huh? What do you mean by that?"

"A daughter that was made from his magical power. You can call her his adopted daughter but also at the same time, she's blood related to him."

"I can understand a little bit but, it still complicated for me." Erza said, trying to understand her explanation.

"Then start reading books about magic instead of erotic books."

"Gyaaah! Don't make me remember that, Paimon!" Erza held her head in embarrassment.

"Now, Paimon will go with Harukin since Paimon wanted to sleep also with Nana." Paimon float behind me.

"Okay, everyone. I'm going now." I spoke.

Yunyun immediately went towards me, jumping to hug then kissing me on my lips.

...

"Wah?" Akane and Erza was surprised again.

"Gaaaah?! Yunyun, you've done it again!" Nee-san freaked out again and said with angry tone.

Yunyun became assertive to me all of sudden. Just where did her courage came from?

When she let go of my lips,

"Harukin, I've been practicing this in the mirror by myself so I'll show the results of my effort." she said with proud tone while blushing.

Yunyun, you don't have to say about those embarrassing things that you've been doing alone at your home.

She gazed into my eyes,

She might still too young right now but she's already this cute and beautiful.

Then what about when both of us grown up.

I can't wait for that time to arrive.

"Harukin, good night and I love you." she said with beautiful smile.

I poked her lips with mine then replied,

"Good night also Yunyun. I love you too."

Erza recovered from embarrassment then complained,

"Harukin, what about us? Where's our good night kiss."

"Ara, your other girlfriends will be jealous if don't give them equal attention, Harukin." Mom said, smiling, having fun with my situation.

"Mom, why are supporting him, having a lot of girls around him." Nee-san complained, shaking Mom.

"Okay then..." I said, walking towards Erza first.

"This is not CPR anymore, Erza. Are you ready?" I asked, placing both of my arms around her waist.

"Harukin, I prepared myself for a long time to this. I can't wait for you to do this to me. Just do it already." Erza said with brave expression.

...

This girl...

We might love each other but right now, there's no romantic atmosphere between us.

I can feel something on her similar to the perverted masochist blonde behind me.

I noticed my Fiancée Lalatina breathing heavily while mumbling something.

*Heavy breaths* *Heavy breaths*

"Harukin is having an affair with other girls in front of his own Fiancée..."

*Heavy breaths* *Heavy breaths*

"What a wonderful scumbag he's turning to be. I wonder how worse can he be when he grew up more."

She hugged herself and moaned, having her owned delusions.

"Mmmmh?! I can wait to see him being like that! As I expected of him, he never disappointed me in making him my Fiancé."

*Heavy breaths* *Heavy breaths*

The others looked at her in disappointment.

Oh, I understand now.

*Sigh*

I sighed then said,

"Erza, I think you should hold yourself back in reading to many perverted novels or you might turned into this perverted Masochist blonde knight girl behind me."

"Okay, Harukin... I understand." she replied.

"Okay, Erza. Good night and I love you too." I kissed her lips.

...

So her mouth taste didn't change even in the future.

She really loves my strawberry shortcake.

I'll try to enhance by baking skills for her.

When I let go of her.

"I love you too, Harukin. Good night."

I nodded on her then glanced at Akane,

"You're next, Akane. Can I kiss you now?" I asked her.

She froze and became silent.

She seems nervous.

I remembered that this will her first time.

I'll try to be gentle with her.

I went towards her, placing my right arm around her waist while the other arm holds her chin.

She was trying to hold herself still.

"I love you too, Akane. Good night..." I said, going to kiss her lips.

She blushed then suddenly freaked out, panicking while being flustered.

"Kyaaah?!!"

She bumped her head into my face.

"I knew it! This really embarrassing. I'm sorry, Harukin. I'm not ready yet... Eh?" Akane said, covering his face with both of her hands then looked at me.

At this moment, I remembered that it's already night time and I don't have the invincibility from the day time.

Akane, just a little more... You'll learn Hamon then let's do a lot Jojo poses together while defeating vampires on your world.

Just before I fell on the floor, I saw a glimpse of Akane's thighs under the slightly short skirt of her white dress. And with the combination of her wearing a pair of black knee socks, it became deadly to me.

*Thud!*

Akane quickly went beside me,

"Harukin, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?" she said with worried expression.

I just gave her a thumbs up with a smile,

"Akane, nice thighs... Ugh!"

I passed out and everything turned blank.

(Paimon's POV)

"Waaah! This is my fault, Harukin. Please don't leave us." Akane said, crying.

Looking at Paimon's other half who's lying on the floor with a satisfied expression, Paimon's cheek twitched.

"Are you an idiot, Harukin?" Paimon said.

Paimon glanced at everyone then asked,

"Now everyone, who's going to cook dinner in place of Harukin who's unconscious right now."

....

Everyone was silent.

"I'll do it." Akane stood up and spoke with determination.

"Then Akane, what kind of food are you going to cook?" Paimon asked.

"Japanese curry. Do we have meat ingredients here?" she answered then asked.

"Oh, my son hunted some Beginners bane, Giant toad and a One-strike bear meat for dinner tonight." Harukin's Mom answered.

...

"Eh? What are those?"

Akane has no clue.

After that, Akane was trying her best to cook dinner while Megumin was shooing her girlfriends and Fiancée away from her unconscious twin brother who's lying on her lap.

Paimon has nothing to do so Paimon just laid down and slept on my other half's chest.

"Honk!"

"Silent, Honkizaru or Paimon will turned you into a real emergency food."

Harukin's pet goose walks away from me, holding a underwear on her beak.

(To be continued.)

(Meme<<<)

(A/N: I'll fix my mistakes later after my work.)

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