4 Chapter 3: Weirder Than a Crimson Demon

Chapter 3: Weirder than a Crimson Demon

Fanfic by: Geraint124x

(A/N: This fanfic... can someone diss this fanfic. If you want comment, please use the comment section instead because, I might made some mistakes and need to edit it. Thanks.)

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Inside the living room, there are people who are having a conversation.

"Harukin, I said you should properly introduce yourself," Yuiyui said.

"But Mom, that was a proper introduction." Harukin replied.

"Your member of Crimson Demon Clan so, you should at least do a cooler and longer introduction." Yuiyui tried to explain to her son.

"Okay Mom, but this time, I'll do it right." Harukin said then he looked again at Hiropon and Yunyun.

The village chief Hiropon has confuse expression while Yunyun has very happy expression, looking at her friend.

"Ahem..." Harukin cleared his throat then suddenly his facial expression became menacing and serious, he cross his arm then the tone of his voice changed while saying,

"My name is Harukin. I'm 5 years old. Our house is below the hill near the Crimson Demon Village, and I am a little crimson demon kid. I help on household chores and do hunting inside the forest, and I get home every day by 5 PM at the latest. I don't like slacking off, but I occasionally get lazy and just laid down on the floor. I'm in bed by 8 PM, and make sure I get nine hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were always no issues at my little body. I'm trying to explain that I'm a child who wishes to live a very quiet and slow life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with this world, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

(A/N: Yoshikage Kira self introduction.)

Hiropon expression became more confuse at what heard and saw, while Yunyun just gave him a wry smile.

Yuiyui expression became pale when she heard her son's introduction. She grabbed his arm and scolded him,

"Ha-ru-kin!" Yuiyui angrily called him with menacing aura.

"But Mom, you said that, it should be longer and cooler." Harukin said his excuses.

Yuiyui pinched both of his cheeks,

"I think, you lack discipline." she said.

"Mum, it urts," Harukin responded.

"Sorry for my son's behavior, Village Chief." Hyoizaburoo apologies.

Hiropon just waved both of his hands and said,

"No, it's no problem for us, I just want to thank him for helping my daughter."

"Okay then," Hyoizaburoo said then he glanced at Harukin, "Son, next time, you should introduce yourself in a Crimson Demon way."

Yuiyui let go of her son's cheeks then Harukin said, "Alright, Dad."

Suddenly, a they noticed white goose walking from the bedroom holding a black panties on it's beak.

"Ah, it's Mom's lewd underwear." Megumin shouted.

"Ehh?" Hyoizaburoo and Hiropon reddened in surprise.

"Kyaaaah! give back my underwear!" Yuiyui screamed.

"Leave this to me, Mom." Harukin said as he went towards the white goose and tried to catch it.

He cornered it at the closed entrance,

"Honkizaru! Give back my Mom's underwear."

The white goose opened wide it's wings and honked, "Honk! Honk!" After that, it putted down the underwear and took out a table knife from inside it's feathers.

Harukin frowned at the white goose and said,

"Oh? So peace was never an option."

He took out a bowl of peas with water from his dimensional storage,

"Now, take this." he said as he putted down the bowl of peas in front of the white goose.

The white goose immediately went towards the bowl of peas and annihilates it as she eats it at a fast rate.

While the white goose is eating, Harukin picked up his Mom's underwear and went back at the living room.

"Mom, I got back your black underwear." he spoke while holding the underwear in front of him.

Yuiyui immediately snatched it from her son's hand and hid it quickly to her pocket.

"..."

The three adults became silent because of the awkwardness happened.

Yunyun went towards Harukin and held his left arm with both of her hand,

"Harukin, what was that?" she asked.

"Oh, it was my pet white goose named Honkizaru." Harukin answered.

"Eh, what's with that name?" Yunyun got weirded out of its name.

Harukin just gave her wry smile and explained,

"Well, before I knew it, Nee-san already called it with that name."

Suddenly, Megumin went towards the two of them and chopped Yunyun hands with her arms,

"Ouch! What's that for?" Yunyun reacted as she was taken aback.

Megumin went between the two of them and took a fighting stance,

"If you wanted to take Harukin, you have go through me first."

"Eh? Who's this?" Yunyun asked.

"I'll introduce to you, this is Megumin, my twin sister." Harukin answered.

Megumin raised her both of arms sideward then she does a chuunibyou pose,

"Ku-ku-ku... I am called Megumin! The future foremost and greatest mage among the Crimson Demons, and also the twin sister of Harukin!" she loudly introduced herself.

Harukin has a stoic expression as he watched his twin sister do their clan introduction, he sighed then he glanced at Yunyun,

"Yunyun, let's go outside and leave the adults here to talk in private. I'll show you around our home so that you can come here alone without getting lost."

"Yes." Yunyun happily agreed.

Then he switched his glance his twin sister,

"You too Nee-san, you should come with us."

"Yes..." Megumin nodded while being watchful of Yunyun movements.

The three of went outside the house and showed Yunyun around their home.

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While walking around, Harukin remembered something,

"Ah! I have to buy some bread and ingredients for lunch and dinner,"

He looked at Yunyun and then he suggested,

"Yunyun, why don't you and your father join us for lunch, I'll cook something special today."

"Is it okay for us join, Harukin?"

"Of course, you two are my guest so I should show some hospitality." Harukin answered.

"..."

Yunyun became silent for a moment then she remembered the words that Harukin asked her,

"Wait! Harukin, you can cook?" she was surprised.

"Yes, what's so strange about it?" Harukin replied.

"Nothing, I'm just surprised that you, a little kid just like us can do things that an adult could only do."

Harukin just gave her a gentle smile and said,

"Well, you just need to practice to cook from the basic, you will learned it immediately."

While the two of them are talking at each other, Megumin was in daze and drooling when she heard the word 'lunch' and 'dinner' from Harukin.

The three went to the market of the Crimson Demon

Village. Few minutes later, they arrived in front of the bakery then they entered inside,

"Chakamiya-san, we came to buy some bread," Harukin shouted.

"Oh? Isn't the twins, Harukin and Megumin, and also the Village Chief daughter, Yunyun.

"Yes,"

The three of them nodded.

"Then what kind of bread do you want to buy?" Chakamiya asked him.

"I'll buy 10 pieces of French Bread," Harukin pointed at the bread that he chose.

"Don't call that French Bread, it's Golden Hellish Bread." Chakamiya complained.

"Then, I'll take ten of those." Harukin said with stoic expression.

Chakamiya gave them the bread and Harukin payed it. After that, they went outside the store,

"As I expected, this place is still cringey for me." Harukin said.

Yunyun just wry smiled at him,

"Well, this is the Crimson Demon Village, our hometown after all."

Harukin noticed his twin sister Megumin staring at the bread that he's carrying while drooling,

"Nee-san, do you want to eat it now?"

Megumin's eyes twinkled then she nodded,

"Yes."

"Then you can have this."

Harukin gave her one of the bread inside the bag and Megumin immediately took it and put it on her mouth as she ate the bread like a squirrel.

Then he glanced at Yunyun,

"You want some too?"

"Maybe later." Yunyun replied

After that, they went to buy some ingredients then they walk back home.

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While walking back home, Yunyun became curious as she looks at Harukin's face,

"Ummm... Harukin?"

"What is it? Yunyun."

"Why are you wearing an eye patch on your left eye? Is it to makes you look cooler?" Yunyun asked.

"No, definitely not." Harukin answered.

"Then..."

Yunyun was about to ask something but Harukin suddenly took off his eye patch, she was surprised when she saw the piercing blue left eye of Harukin just like a eye of an angel that looking at her soul as he gazes on her.

"..."

Yunyun felt uncomfortable and took a step back as she gazes at Harukin left eye.

"Is it something wrong. Are you okay?" Harukin asked.

"No, I'm okay. I just felt overwhelmed by something." Yunyun responded.

Harukin putted back his white eye patch and said with smile.

"Well, you shouldn't overthink about it. When I was born, my left eye was already like this."

Megumin stopped eating and joined their conversation,

"Even thought we're twins, what does Harukin have the cool features while I'm just plain Crimson Demon. It's really unfair." she complained.

"Nee-san, your mouth is dirty after eating, I'll clean it off for you."

Harukin took a handkerchief from his pocket then he wiped and cleaned his twin sister mouth. When he noticed a very small piece of bread on her cheek, he took it and putted it on his mouth as he ate it,

"Eh?" Yunyun reacted.

"Well, not bad for a Crimson Demon Bread, but mine will be better in the future." Harukin commented.

He glanced at his twin sister and asked,

"What kind of bread do you want, Nee-san?"

"Just put a lot of meat and cheese, and I'll be satisfied." Megumin answered.

"Then, Bread with Ham and cheese inside. Noted Nee-san." Harukin arrived on conclusion.

Yunyun was just staring at the twins with confused expression,

"These two..."

After that, the three of them arrived back home and ate lunch cooked by Harukin.

(To be continued)

(Sorry, need to go work, I'll edit my mistakes later.)