1 Prologue
Pew pew motherfuckers. Keep in mind that this is all purely comedy with no rationality. Don't expect logic and I want all feminists to ignore the blatant misogyny as it is all jokes about what Ghosty would do. And a word from my sponsor, raid shadow legends, "don't suck dicks like ghosty."
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In a box, in an omniverse, in a multiverse, in a universe, in a galaxy, in a planet, in a continent, in a country, in a state, in a street, in a house, in a room there exists a man-boy finishing up his chapter of the smutty novel he had made.
This man with absolutely no future nor prospects looked at the computer screen with a crazed look as he typed in word after word. It may seem like a normal scene from above, but from below we see that there is another story to uncover. Under the desk, we see what looks to be a boner.
After the man finished his erotic chapter he leaned back, got some lotion and tissues, and proceeded to pound his meat like Kratos pounded Baldur. After a very steamy session with his pecker, the man - or more commonly known as Ghosty - sprayed some milk.
What ghosty never expected to happen was that his milk would land on a broken cable that was touching his foot. Normally this would not be that dangerous but because Ghosty literally wrung his Lil bro dry, what came out was not milk but water. So as you can probably deduce, he got electrocuted and died.
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(1st POV of Ghosty)
'AHHHH! F*CK F*CK F*CK!!! MAH LEG! MAH LEG…? Huh? It does not hurt? The f*ck?' I woke up and screamed out all my pain before realizing that I was not in pain and that I was in what could be described as the bedroom of a maiden. And that a maiden was actually both sitting in front of me and looked absolutely gorgeous.
She looked like an actual goddess. She had golden-blonde hair which was paired with jewel-like eyes that looked like sapphire. She was dressed in what I could only describe as a godlike dress since all it exuded was splendor and holiness… I truly wanted to ravage her.
The goddess gave me a smile that only served to get me more aroused. She opened her mouth before saying words that blew my mind in awe, "Hello young Ghosty. My name is Samantha Goodsky and I am the goddess that is going to reincarnate you because of your good deeds. I do not know what you exactly did but what I do know is that you have instilled hope in countless men resulting in your good karma."
"Now as a reward I will be giving you three wishes and you are allowed to choose the world you will be reincarnated in. Note that these wishes are not able to be too strong because I can not give you more power than I possess. Now choose your wishes carefully."
Hearing what the goddess said made Ghosty feel like the happiest man alive, or well, unlive. Thinking carefully, Ghost realized that he could finally be the depraved bastard he was meant to be.
"My first wish is to have all kinds of magic you can give me. This means I want the magic of every element, purpose, etc."
"That is doable but it will be limited to your mana pool and IQ. Even if you hold such knowledge, it will be worthless if you can not understand it." The goddess agreed to my first wish.
Feeling happy I proceeded towards my next wish, "My second wish is that I can customize myself. What I mean by that is that I can customize my appearance, soul, bloodline, etc."
The goddess did not even say anything but merely snapped her fingers and a customization screen appeared before me. Seeing it made me ecstatic.
The first thing I did was make myself 185 cm tall. (fuck you Americans) Then I changed my appearance. I made my greasy, dried out black hair fuller, healthier and vibrant while also making it almost as dark as vantablack. My eyes were inspired by Itachi Uchiha, they were sharp and as black and beautiful as onyx. My skin was as smooth and beautiful as the finest jade while I had muscles that practically made me look like a greek god.
After that, I boosted my soul, mana capacity, vitality, and stamina. Basically making my reserves way above average. But the second to last thing I did is give myself the bloodline of a devil and a dragon. This resulted in me having one pair of wings that looked like devil wings while another pair looked like dragon wings.
Now the last thing was the most important. My Godly penis needed a boost to make it even more godly. Originally, when flaccid it was 3 cm long and one cm wide. When hard it was 10 cm long and 2 wide. After my… upgrade, it was 40 cm long and 10 cm wide when flaccid, and when hard all those parameters doubled. Now it was truly godly. Even the goddess blushed after I was done.
Looking at the goddess I was prepared to say my final wish. "My last wish… IS TO MAKE YOU MY B*TCH!!!!"
Springing forward, I recall every single binding spell I was currently able to cast and shot them at the goddess. I knew it would not even hold for 2 seconds, but that was all I needed.
The goddess was full of fury as soon as she saw the spells and channeled her divine energy to break out of them. But I was already in front of her before she could do so and pushed her down while ripping her dress off.
"NO WAIT PLEASE!! I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY VIRGINITY!!" The goddess screamed in fear. She looked scared, she pleaded again and again to me, but who am I? I'm Harem God Ghosty, I will fuck everything on this surface just because I'm myself. If it has the shape of a woman then I'll pound it!
Taking out my half-erect pecker, I didn't even bother lubricating her before just pushing it in, tearing her divine hymen in the process.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The goddess screamed in pain which was pretty normal. After all, I practically rammed a bulldozer in her.
Her insides felt heavenly and oh so tight. What I did not expect however was that her insides would adapt to my pecker. What happened was that her insides were now a portal to a dimension of heavenly flesh, pretty much giving me all the leeway to start pounding, and pounding I did.
In missionary, I took out my pecker slowly while giving her a comforting smile, before that smile turned evil and I rammed in my godly wanker in her repeatedly. At first, she screamed like a goddamn banshee before she slowly started to make sounds of pleasure.
After that, I changed positions at least ten times. The goddess fainted on many occasions, but I did not care, I just kept humping.
As I pounded her like a piston I screamed, "WHO IS YOUR MASTER!? I AM! YOU GOT THAT!? YOU ARE MY SLAVE! AND A SLAVE ONLY EXISTS TO FULFILL HER MASTERS EVERY DESIRE! GOT THAT!?"
"YES! I AM YOUR LITTLE SLAVE! PLEASE PUNISH ME MORE MASTER! I HAVE BEEN A BAD SLAVE! PLEASE GRACE ME WITH YOUR CUM!" The goddess screamed as her face was contorted in pleasure. And for the first time in this session, I came. When I came, I literally filled the fleshy dimension, painting it white with my mini soldiers.
After that, I just lied down and slept with the goddess who passed out on my chest. Safe to say, today has been a long day.
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(Some hours later)
When I woke up, I saw the goddess looking at me while smiling and having lust-filled eyes and I knew that she was mine.
"Good morning master." The goddess said to me and I replied, "Good morning."
Getting up I told her, "Hey, you will be following me now, ok?" She agreed to my command and followed me. "Where are we going to, master?"
"Hm? We will be going towards…"
(A/N: Basically I want you guys to choose a world for Ghosty.)
ALSO! If you want to then you can write a chapter of this and send it to me on discord. My ID is Lasagna#1075. You can write about literally anything and I will both edit it so it fits and credit you. Other authors have already decided to help. You can too. Pls. I need content.
