1 DOCTOR WHYYY!

12:59

"hraaaaaaaaarrhh, man the best yawn I've had in a while." said Asmo.

Hey there reader! this is a story about a special little flower named Asmo which is short for Asmodeus. he works in the dark side of the animation industry. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to... if you don't then... I can't help you there buddy.

But Asmo is a little special. Meaning he is too invested in his work then he should be. Skipping days of sleep and meals just to have more time with his "little girls". Ah sh*t I over stayed my welcome. Ladies and gentlemen I introduce... Asmo!

"F**k, her bazongas aren't bouncy enough. eghhhhh Come On man! You've done a mercenary position animation before... oh it's already past 12. I should eat something... eh ramen will do" Says Asmo While putting down his abble pen "since when did I run out of ramen? I thought I bought a box of them last month" says while going through his whole 10 by 5ft kitchen. 'I should really fix this place up' see, Asmo Isn't the cleanest man our there. He has a one bedroom, one bathroom, kitchen apartment. There are p**n magazines all over his bedroom, dirty clothes hanging on the edge of his sliding closet, Hanime posters plastered to every inch of his bedroom walls, even having five body pillows from five different anime shows that he sleeps and snuggles with every night.

'aaand lock the dooor' click "nice". while walking through his neighborhood Asmo Takes a glance around the dark corners of each block filled with around 5 - 6 homeless people each. 'jeez this lousy neighborhood seems like it always has an endless supply of homeless men just waiting to rough me up. The store should be around two more blocks east from here...'

30 minutes later...

"welp, that took longer then it should have. They must have moved the place" says Asmo while looking at the clearly worn out store sign stating '3 nineteen... open 19 hours a dąy...' very sketchy. bling bling said the doors " haha! I was able to get a pack of ramen and condoms for four doll..." "BOOO HAWANDA! GIVE ME MONEY OR ILL SHOOT!" yelled a homeless man holding what was clearly a water gun. "I I'M SOwwy" Asmo trying to say while slowly falling on the concrete and feeling a rather strange but familiar liquid running down his leg.

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"Doctor! This man fainted and is breathing until steadily!" said a nurse guiding Asmo on a medical chair across the hospital. "Bring him to room B3! and call for three others!" responded doctor P. Asmo is hardly seeing anything except for flashing lights and blurry images of sexy nurses around him.

"What happened to this man!" yells doctor P while grabbing a breathing machine(author was to lazy to search real name up). "It seems that he fainted after a homeless man with a water gun yelled at him?" one of the nurses confusingly said while looking at papers of eyewitness statements. "Who is this man anyway?" said the doc whiling putting on the breathing machine on the collapsed man. "wait, OMG HE'S THE AUTHOR OF THE CARTOON P**N MY SON WATCHES!" said another nurse. suddenly the doctor stops strapping the man to the machine. "wait. he makes cartoon porn?" said the doctor half annoyed. "Yes! I know him! he makes weird cartoon porn on the interwebs with weird looking cartoon girls and the girls always pack a lot of 'weight'" the nurse stated. The doctor's face was boiling red right then and there. "WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE A PERVERTED MONRGEL?!" yelled out the doc in frustration "I AM NOT WAISTING RESOURCES ON A GOOD FOR NOTHING HUMAN BEING THAT MAKES HE**AI FOR A LIVING!". "did he pee himself?" said a nurse beside the half unconscious man. "omg lol that's amazing! let me take a pic!" said another pulling out their phone. "hey, I heard the doc's wife left him because she said he was too addicted to those weird he**ai" whispered one nurse to another "really? that's so creepy" replied the other thinking she wasn't heard by the doc. while in fact he heard the whole thing.

"hey.. what is going o..." Asmo trying to say while still half unconscious "JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!" interrupted the doc holding an empty Syringe while charging charging to him. Bam! he dug the syringe into Asmo's throat then injected air in his system. "DOC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU KNOW STABBING A MAN WITH AN EMPTY SYRINGE KILLS THEM!" yelled the nurse with her phone still out recording. "I know! that's why I'm doing it!" replied the doc "even If I loose my medical license!" and that's all Asmo heard before falling into a warm abyss.

Before feeling a weird sensation around his chest.