9 Chapter 8

After all that happened, I prayed to all the Gods that it would turn out to be a dream. An ordinary realistic nightmare ... I just want to wake up in my apartment, and as always go on a hated job. Wait ... What was it now? Did I say "hateful"? Sit on the ass exactly and make deals - hateful? Oh dear ... How I snickered! Yes, after what happened to me in this terrible dream, even spreading newspapers will be more attractive! In general, I prayed. He simply prayed and did not want to open his eyes until the last. True ... Something warm rested on my arm. I wonder what it could be? At home I live alone. Cats and dogs are not ... Risk and open your eyes? Yes ... I can not lie with my eyes forever! Having exhaled, I gently opened my eyes and ... I understood that all this garbage was real! HECK!!! I was in the infirmary, where yesterday Shmyg brought me.The damn little animal artwork bit me ... And also, if my memory serves me, then somewhere there should be a snake girl. Quaint this world ... Or is it still wild? Wildest! Next to me, beneath the blanket was a tubercle. Shmyg decided to warm up? Fucking old homosexual! Throwing off the blanket, I jumped away with horror and fell to the floor:

- FUCK IN THE MOUTH !!!! - I exclaimed.

- Mmm? - Vince yawned sleepily and stretched. She was in one shirt on a naked body!

"What are you doing here?" Decided to gobble up at night while everyone is sleeping? - I said viciously and grabbed a crystal decanter from the nightstand, swung.

- Hush, man! What have you been so wild since the morning? - the girl asked plaintively looking at me: - I felt ashamed of yesterday ... I decided to stop by and apologize after dinner! But ... You snuffled so sweetly that I lay down beside me and also accidentally fell asleep ...

- In one shirt?

- What? Oh ... - the girl looked at herself and smiled guiltily: - That's bad luck! And I did not know ... Ugh! I'll go get changed!

Vince hurried out of the infirmary, and I flopped back onto the bed. I'm not sure that they will give me a long wallow ...

- Honey, how are you feeling? - asked a gentle voice from nowhere. I turned ... Naga just sprang into the air! I leaned back with horror ... Lord, how can you get used to this?

- Yy-is better ... - I stammered, I answered: - And how is yours?

- Mine? Hmm ... Mine is always about the same. Sorry I scared. It's just that nagas possess good mimicry abilities. I can overlook and completely merge with the environment when I doze off ... I followed you, but when I saw Vince, I decided that you were safe and decided not to take a lot of rest.

- In safety? So, because of her, I got here!

- Oh, do not worry please! Vince is a good girl ... She just sometimes has an overrun. And for a man you smell very attractive. - Naga crawled closer and stuck out a double tongue.

- Um ... Such overruns can have lethal consequences!

- Not sure. The maximum that she would do - bit off your hand. So do not worry.

- What a horror ...

- And by smell ... You really are very nice. - Naga crawled even closer and our faces were at a dangerously close distance.

- Thanks for the compliment, but ... I think it's time for me!

"Oh, of course ... You haven't received the card yet, have you?"

- By the way, where can I get it?

- Go quickly to Vince! She will accompany you. The fifth door on the right. This is her room.

- Well ... Thank you ... What is your name?

- Mira.

- Mira? Very beautiful name...

- Ah ... You are such a flatterer! But thanks anyway. - embarrassed porozovev, said the girl and crawled away from me. Whew ... That's better! Throwing on my linen shirt, which lay on a stool in a neat bundle, I headed for the corridor. To be honest, I didn't want to cross with a wild maniac once again. She's crazy! And to think every second that she can eat me up, somehow stressful ..

- I'm ready now? - She asked, having arisen behind my back.

- Oh, you fucking ... - I already jumped in surprise: - And you are sudden!

- Like an arrow!

- Rather, like diarrhea ...

- Predators are always like that. - licking her lips, she said. Why does Vince remind of this? He thinks it will be calmer?

- Ok, then I have a question!

- Ask!

- What does the card give?

- Oooh ... Let's go! Now you will see everything! - Vince grabbed my hand and led me along. We walked almost the entire corridor, then turned left ... Then we turned right, and then ... I got confused. As a result, we entered a huge hall with several long tables. By among the hall grew a huge oak. The crown of its branches touched the ceiling!

"This is a whopper…" I breathed.

- Still would! This is Entor - the spirit of the forest! He lives in the trees until he gets bored.

- And when you get tired?

- Steals virgins, gold and alcohol. Cheerful boy ...

- Tin what ... And why do you need it?

- Grand Master found it necessary to keep him under control. That's right ... Adventurers caught him during one of the raids. And so ... Why do people scare in vain? Here he is safe and certainly will not harm anyone!

- My dear ...

We passed on. Vince led me to a small wooden rack behind which sat an overweight woman in a blue suit and mini pince-nez on a crooked nose.

- Name. she sternly pronounced.

- Just call? I asked Vince.

- Well, yes ... Just choose carefully! On the map you will be identified in other guilds and policies! So ... Here you need something like that!

- What? - I became thoughtful: - And at Shmyg, what is written in the map?

- Semmy Delorian Shmyg.

- Oh how wrapped! And you have?

"Winsenella Blackblade!"

- Paphos-pathos ... So okay! And write me down ... Vise Burerozhenny!

- Vise Burerozhdenny. Rank 1. Affiliation: Guild Sardak. Class: Rogue. - strictly said the woman and lectured me an A5-format cardboard, written in different hieroglyphs. Vise Burerozhenny, this is certainly cool, but ... Wait a minute! What the fuck ?! ROGUE?!?!?!?! What the ...