7 Chapter 6

When I reached the lavatory along the corridor swirling into the wild spiral, I opened the dry, shaky door and ... Gosh, I found myself in the royal baths !!! The walls and floor were lined with smooth stone. In each stall there was a door with muddy glass. And there were also hand showers. Alas, there was no running water inside the Guild itself, as I understood it. Push the lever and the water starts to wash you! What has a warm! Generally fly away ... I decided that immediately to climb into the bath would be blasphemy, so I decided to go for the first time! Taking off all my clothes, I got under the watering can and began to work actively with my hand. Warm water washed me, as if washing away all the horror that I had just experienced. Nice ... Flushing dried blood, I got out of the shower and went to the font. And the water is surprisingly clear! Gently touching the water, I realized that here it is the ideal temperature ...Maybe this is some kind of magic? Sitting down, I exhaled from the buzz! At least something pleasant for the whole day ... An interesting place. I glanced at the ceiling, from which condensate was slowly dripping. Some battle was drawn there ... Army of Darkness and Army of Light! At the head of the Army of Darkness was a terrible skeleton in a robe with a chic staff topped with golden skulls. From the Army of Light was a knight in shining armor! There was a bright diadem on his helmet ... Maybe he is some kind of king? Although the devil knows ... Eh, and what's the real adventurer card? The sound of a swinging door came to my ears.crowned with golden skulls. From the Army of Light was a knight in shining armor! There was a bright diadem on his helmet ... Maybe he is some kind of king? Although the devil knows ... Eh, and what's the real adventurer card? The sound of a swinging door came to my ears.crowned with golden skulls. From the Army of Light was a knight in shining armor! There was a bright diadem on his helmet ... Maybe he is some kind of king? Although the devil knows ... Eh, and what's the real adventurer card? The sound of a swinging door came to my ears.

- Who's there? - I asked rudely and stopped right away - this is a common bath!

- Basil? I am here ... I decided that you will not mind if I rub your back! - Vince said, and coming up to me, flopped into the font.

- Why is that? - I asked indignantly, trying not to see her boobs.

- Yes, so! - the girl began to wag her tail in the water ... It seems that I understood how in this dimension they would create a motor boat ...

- Tell the truth, do you need something from me? I asked immediately. Beautiful girls rarely just like that! They usually have something, but they need ...

- Well ... I am, in general, a disinterested girl. - innocently flapping eyelashes, she said.

- Come on? And for you, and you will not tell!

- You have not touched me much now ...

- Well, really ... Let's not play "dankets", but just put everything on cleanliness? What do you want from me? - Lord, say that you want unrestrained sex in the bathroom !!! I beg you !!!!

- Well ... - Vince slightly turned pink and shyly looked away: - I want ... Your body!

- My body? - THERE IS!!! YES!!!! Praise to all the gods !!! WE SHAKE !!!!!

- Exactly ... When Shmyg showed me to you, I immediately understood that it was just that ... You will not leave me for sure! - The girl sighed languidly and began to slowly approach me ...

- Mmm ... - YES !!! THINKING HENT, YOUR MOTHER !!! THE MOST DIRTY EROGES !!! Damn it ... How happy I am !!!

- I specifically sent you to the bath ... You do not mind? I'm a little bit ... Just a little piece ...

- You can take me all at once! - I greedily smiled and licked my lips: - Baby ... Let's do it now! I'm all yours!

- True? I ... I did not think ... That you are just like that ... But even though, what am I doing? Take it for now! - Vince's expression abruptly changed. Now it was pitifully pleading, but gloatingly desiring! She was breathing heavily and looked at me like a wild game ... This is not normal! Obviously not normal! She bared a row of perfectly sharp canines and pounced on me. Wild pain burned my shoulder ... Blood began to drip into the water! Really ... She wants to devour me ?! The door to the font opened and I heard a familiar voice:

- VINS !! Well, get off the new one !!!! - exclaimed Shmyg. The sound of a dull thrust ... And they finally unhooked from my shoulder.

- But he allowed! - wiping blood from lips, plaintively pronounced Vince.

- Idiot! He thought you wanted to jump on his doudeni !!! Has it completely gone crazy? - Shmyg anxiously jumped into the font right in his clothes and rushed to me: - Hey! Well done, how are you? Alive?

- Ay ... Yes ... What happened? Why she?...

- Oh, you ... Did not hear about the predatory nature of zoomorphs? They actually eat people. And this ... Durynda, just sitting on a special diet! I smelled the smell of a normal well-groomed man, and the roof blew off! Idiot ... - Shmyg helped me up: - Eka she you ... Need to the infirmary!

- Yes, not ... Everything is fine ... - I said, feeling that my consciousness was leaving me.

- Yes, you can hardly stand! - Shmyg sat me on the bench and began to fan the towel: - Come on, fighter! Be strong! You survived the attacks of zombies and water ones, and you also survive from this eared creature!

- SHMYG !!!! I am not an eared creature! - viciously hissed Vince.

- Once again you will touch my recruits, I will be arrested from here ardently! Do you understand?

- Damn midget! Tom Thumb! - the girl shouted angrily and wrapped in a towel, left the bathroom.

- Away? - questioned Shmyg.

- Yes ... It seems better ...

- They have poison in their teeth ... Especially so that the blood does not clot. And the victim ... Do not kick ... Come on!

In the end, I wound a towel on myself and we went out into the corridor. A gaggle of strange creatures, very reminiscent of fairies, flashed past us ... But now I didn't care. Oh god How could I fuck like that? This is a terrible world ... So much horrible that I want to leave it as soon as possible! As a result, we came to a cute yellow door, and went inside. Inside was a spacious bright room with beds ... I sat down on one of them. The body ached ... And I wildly wanted to sleep!

- What happened? - Said a soft, warming soul, female voice.

- Vince bit him! I wanted to gobble up! Tvarina edokaya ... The guy today almost one on one fought with zombies and water! And she ... Egoist, what else is there to say?

"Poor fellow," the gentle voice said softly and the lovely brunette in a white medical robe bent over me and looked into my eyes with excitement: "Honey, how do you feel?"

- Not very ... You're so beautiful ...

- True? Thank you, I am very flattered ... - the girl purred and in a strange way ... She moved aside.

- Um ... Flattering? - I got up and almost turned gray from horror. From above, it was an ordinary beautiful girl ... But only to the waist! And below, instead of legs on the floor of the room, there was a huge snake-tail!

- Ha! New, well, you gave! To say a compliment to nage? Hahahahaha! - Smyg grinned, but I did not listen to him. My mind went to count sheep.