3 Chapter 2

- Che you blather? - I asked viciously, rubbing the burn.

- Now Sardak is your home! - as if nothing had happened, the dwarf answered.

- And not to go to you on a dick?

- Hey hey! Less rudeness, because now I am your brigadier!

- Brigadier? In the sense of?

- The stigma that now on your srakotane - is nothing like a magical seal! You will be cured, I will be punished. Now I am a trainer, and you are my tiger!

- Che is not fun at all! Usually in stories with rebirths and assholes there are young ladies with tits!

- Khal than you did not please? Saw her milking! Was on above, would make her a typhoon there!

- Typhoon?

- Well yes! This is when you climb a grunt woman in the neckline and puff! So fast, fast! - the dwarf angrily zagotat.

- Actually, it's called a motorboat!

- What kind of boat?

- Motor!

- Are you talking about the ships? Here is a fool! - the dwarf chuckled angrily again: - Steamer - call a boat! So so ... We do not have much time! Now I will introduce you to Vince - our responsible for the equipment! She will tell you what and how much!

- Wait a minute! I'm not going anywhere! I need to go back home!

- Are you already at home!

- Well ... - I snatched one of the sabers that hung on the wall: - What is stopping me to kill you?

- The fact that you are my tiger ... - Shmyg bared his gold teeth: - And I am your ... Trainer!

- AI FUCK !!!! - my whole body felt like a fire! It burned so that I was ready to take off my skin! Falling to my knees, I began to drive away the flame, which was not ...

- And you still plan to fuck? - Question the dwarf.

- Okay!!! UNDERSTOOD !!!! - I cried out and the heat in the blink of an eye stopped: - Damn midget! What need to do?

- That's better! - Shmyg smiled contentedly: - So then! I repeat - now I will introduce you to Vince! She will give you an outfit and tell you what to do next!

- And where is she?

- Let's go to! - the dwarf helped me up and we headed to the nearest door. Leaving the room with the stove, we found ourselves in a long corridor that was decorated with real fighting armor. Looking closer, I realized that the metal boots were bolted to the floor. I wonder why? By the way, when I was lying, crooked with pain, I noticed that the table was also bolted! Why do they add everything to the floor? What would not spizdili? Opening the elegant dark wood door, Shmyg peeked in:

- Vince! Vince, are you there?

- Tutochki! - a pretty dog ​​appeared on the threshold: - What did the baby want?

- What would you not call me a baby, your mother! - the dwarf sighed angrily: - I have a new one here ... Put him in the heart of the matter!

- Branded? - With interest considering my unit, she asked.

- Yes! Do not rypnet, titmouse!

- It's a pity. Or can you sell it to me?

- Why is this? He is an adventurer! Look what ruchishi! A? And what knives!

"Well ..." the girl smiled gently: "Compared to your stumps, any normal person will seem hefty." Although I am more interested in his other part ...

- You are this, on someone else's mouth do not open your mouth! If you do something with him, I will make a coat for your wife out of you! Do you understand? the dwarf hissed angrily.

- Good good! - Vince raised her hands. And she is nothing like this ... Maybe I can agree with her? After the dwarf ustpist, the girl-dog immediately grabbed my hand and pulled me into my chambers:

- New mean then, yes? - Puffing from over-excitement, she asked.

- Well, yes ... But I wanted to ask ...

- Ask! Anything! What? What are you interested in? Boobs? Or are you more butt fan?

- No ... I wanted to ask about something else.

- IIIIIII !!!!!! YOU ARE SO MUCH COOL THAT YOU WANT TO USE ME AT ONCE ???? And you don't rush things ... We're acquainted for only a couple of minutes ... Arghghhh ... - she breathed. Her tail looked like a propeller, for she twisted it to them at a thousand revolutions per minute. Poor psinka ... I wonder if she always has such a bad taste?

- I wanted to say that not from these places ... And I would really like to clarify ... But can I come back?

- What?! Return?! - Vince immediately became serious: - Return ... I am not sure that we practice this here.

- Is the brand blamed for everything?

- What? Stamp? Oh, no ... It only works within a mile radius. No - no ... Just those who come to the Guild ... Usually ... They have nothing for their soul. At least this is how it's started in Sardak ... Do you really have where to go?

- Then, I am afraid that an error has occurred! I have a house ... I have where to go!

"Poor fellow ..." Vince immediately hugged me and pressed me to her chest. She smelled ... No, it did not even smell, but the pearl was a dog! Ugh, fuck ... Well, how is that?

- That is, I will not return?

- I do not know, honey ... Let's do it! There are many wizards in the Guild ... You need to make your first raid, so that you have the right to communicate with them! And then you will meet ... So to say, join the team and they will tell you! Got it?

- Okay ... But what is a raid?

- Oooh ... I'll tell you now! Our guild is special! - Vince went to the bed and took off her dress, revealing a seductive body: - If there are heroes in the standard Guild that they are fighting for a single goal, completing different tasks, then ... Everything is a little different! This place ... It is enchanted! If you came to the Guild, then fate so wished! And there can be no mistake ...

- But I have a house!

- Is he exactly yours? - Vince narrowed her emerald eyes: - And can you take it home? In the Guild ... You can earn money on a house you have dreamed of all your life!

"So ... make money here?"

- Exactly! - Vince quickly changed into a light armor of dark color: - Everyone earns money here! Gold! Call it what you want!

- So this is great!

- Yes ... Very cool! - Vince came up to me and hugged my ass: - You can be fabulously rich ... And you can fall from the hands of a monster! Both outcomes are good!

- Wait a minute! To fall from the hands of a monster?

- Exactly!

"Are there monsters here ?!"

- Oh, yes ... There are more of them than it seems, but ... It's not about the Guild! Everything here is tame ... And very cute! If you ask them, they will happily lick the kitty ... - Vince gasped dreamily and stopped: - In general, very helpful guys!

"But then where are those from whose hands you can fall?"

- They are outside the guild! Everywhere ... Everywhere !!! There are so many that it is enough for everyone!

- So I earn for the fact that I kill them?

- No. You kill them, take away jewelry, armor and stuff from them, and then sell them at fairs! That's where you earn!

- WHAT?!?!?!?!

- Oh ... Hurry! You need to get to know the team!