2 Chapter 1

Earlier in the "Guild".

So, the Gods decided to get together and fuck up another party in the so-called "Guild" - a super-mega gamble game, where not only babosiki are at stake, but also the resources of star systems that belong to the players. Yes, yes - this is not 21 points for you and take off your panties! In general, one of the Gods decided to make his Pawn a simple man from Earth. What for? Yes, the devil does not know ... Just decided it! So, and the man turned out to be the one more fruit! All transactions are conducted, and even married ladies pyalit. Get away In general, GG has moved to the playing field. And what will happen next? I think ... No good.

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So, I carefully looked at the cow-girl. It's interesting, of course ... Yes, and the black castle was an impressive size.

- So how are you going or will you continue to stand in what the mother gave birth to? - cow-girl turned away and blushed again. And local ladies are easy to embarrass!

- One question - where am I at all?

- Here.

- Here, this is where?

- Well ... Here it is here!

- Well ... And how the fuck should I go to the Guild?

- Well, how? If you pinned it yourself! Ask yourself and ask! - the girl chuckled and turned away.

- Wait, but I hung on the ledge! I did not go anywhere!

- Listen, gossamer! My name is Khal! And I'm here a local foster spirit! I will not appear if I do not want to see! Are you laughing at?

- Foster spirit? Personnel, or what?

- Oh ... Got it! So are you coming, or am I wasting my time?

- You waste your time! - I waved my hand and really wanted to go the other way, when suddenly I got a blink - IN, I AM THE BRAKE !! WHERE I DEFINED, THERE IS NOT IN THE COURSE! And how can I get out of here - I also do not know! There are only green hills around, sky and rare bushes ... Where I was brought - the devil does not know him! It seems that this is some kind of strange fantasy world. Maybe then it's easier to find out everything in the Guild?

- I changed my mind! - turning sharply, I said.

- Oh, how difficult! And this ... Cover yourself! - the girl handed me a towel and I hurried to make a loincloth out of it. Straight Tarzan!

We went through a small broken sign and headed for the stairs that were paved with yellow stone. Rising high enough, I finally saw the entrance gate. Or is it all the same door? The fortress itself was located on a huge black boulder. Well, or it just seemed to me ... It was a perfect oval shape! Straight the most real ellipsoid! Khal opened the door and led me inside. Compared to the street, it was dark here ... Only rare torches that cowardly twitched with their lights lit up a long corridor that had a bunch of moves.

- We go there. - Khal pronounced dryly and rushed to the bright red door. Opening it, I saw a real dwarf. He was wearing a leather vest and bright red pants. On his feet were boots with precious stones.

- Healthy, Khal! What kind of shalupon is this? - He asked and gave the girl a cow on the ass.

- Shmyg! What do you allow yourself! - Khal was indignant and kicked him in the crotch. Shmyg? Really? The dwarf grabbed his crotch and fell to his knees. They have an interesting relationship .. Well, okay!

"By the whole army of Jupiter!" I won't do that anymore ... "Shmyg groaned and rose abruptly:" So ... Are you a new recruit? " Yes?

- I'm not a rookie. I do not understand where I went!

- Oh ... Even so? Well ... - Shmyg approached me and began to look, and then also to feel his hands. I abruptly pushed him:

- What are you, homosexual? I am not one of them!

- Hey! Do not dig! I look at aptitude!

- I do not need any aptitude! I want to go home!

- Home? - Shmyg first looked at me in surprise, and then looked at Khal, and then they laughed together. Parasites!

- What's so funny? - I asked.

- And nothing! Home, means, wanted? Let's go to! I'll tell you how to get home! - the dwarf beckoned to me.

- Can you trust him? I asked the Khal.

- Of course! - the girl made a serious look and nodded.

- Something I doubt ...

- Don `t doubt! - Khal winked and evaporated. LIKE THIS?!?! How is this possible?!?!? What tricks ?! Is there a gang of Amayak Akopyan here ?! Damn it ... There is no choice! I headed for the dwarf.

- Here we have the very door that leads home! - smiled, said Shmyg. We were in a small dark room. There was a table of roughly treated wood and a couple of chairs of similar quality. And also, I noticed a stove, where a large amount of coals smoldered. Weapons hung on the walls. Sabers, rapiers, swords ...

"Is that your type of smithy?"

- Not really. This is an enchantment table. Here we usually ... Enchant weapons and something else. - Shmyg mysteriously smiled.

- Yes? I wonder ... And how can I get home from here?

- So, look! Close your eyes!

- Eh! Do you want to fuck me in the ass, or what?

- Why are you tired? I'm more a girl fan!

- Well, okay ... - I closed my eyes.

- And now count to ten by ear!

- Lada ... One ... Two ... - I began to count, but the nerves were fooling around. And after all, Chuyka told me that everything is not so clean, and I am being led on some kind of garbage like the last of a horse. And I didn't have time to count to eight, when a towel was torn off from me and my right buttock was burned with such wild pain that it seemed to me as if I was Roskomnadzor trying to block the Cart. Edak my fart sank ... I squealed and jumped away. Opening my eyes, I tossed about in pain.

- Not nice? - grinning, asked the dwarf.

- I WILL NOW TO THIS KOCHERG IN THE ASS NOW, THEN YOU THEN MONTH WILL BE AT THE FORT BOYARDU WRAPPED CIRCLES !!! UNDERSTOOD ?!

- Aggressive ... What you need! - Shmyg concluded, and removing the stigma back into the oven, came up to me: - Well, recruit! Now you are at home!