1 Rebirth!
This shitty place is so dark ...
No matter where I look, all I see is darkness. The only light in this empty place is being emitted by my body - now with a translucent and luminescent appearance.
I have no idea what this place is, nor do I know how I got here, but one thing I'm sure of ... I died. I may have lost track of time along with some of my memories of the time I spent in this void, but I still remember the moment of my death perfectly.
~Flashback~
"Darling, please don't kill him, nothing happened between us! Don't listen to these baseless rumors."
* Slap *
"Shut up, you bitch, after I'm done with him I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget."
"What are your last words before you go to hell?" He asked me while pointing a pistol at my chest and his henchmen were holding me.
I smiled like crazy and answered. "She has the best moan I've ever heard!"
"SON OF A BITCH!" He screamed furiously and pulled the trigger three times. "
BANG! BANG! BANG!
~End of Flashback~
I was killed by a drug trafficking boss after he found out that his wife was sleeping with me. I don't regret anything, I knew what the consequences would be if I got caught and even then I went ahead - and the memories of spending whole nights hitting that woman's fat ass just make me believe it was worth it haha.
After about three hours (or three days ... I don't know) floating aimlessly in this void, I see a faint light shining in the distance. With nothing to do here and wishing for a change in this monotonous scenario, I "run" towards the light. When I approached the light source, I felt like I was being pulled and lost consciousness.
I woke up in a very strange situation, I was feeling a pair of hands pulling my head - probably with the intention of getting me out of the hot and super tight place I was in.
"Congratulations Yazaka-san! It's a boy."
When I heard those words spoken in a language I recognized as Japanese, I finally understood what was going on. Just like in several fanfics that I read in my past life, I was reborn and today I am literally in the hands of the doctor who took me out of my mother's womb. And for some reason he seems to be looking at me with a frown ... uh right, I'm a newborn baby who hasn't cried.
"BUAAAAAA BUAAAAAA BUAAAAAA"
After quickly forcing a cry so that there was no suspicion that I was a prodigy or a possessed baby, I was finally handed over to the woman I must call mother from now on. Despite the sweat covering her forehead and the exhausted face she is making, she is without a doubt a beautiful woman. His light blue hair that looked strangely natural contrasted beautifully with his pale face and black eyes like a starless night - I hope I have inherited those same physical characteristics, it will be great for seducing girls when I'm older.
"You are such a beautiful baby, and your nose is just like your father's." She spoke looking at me with a loving expression and, a few moments later, she continued. "I already know a perfect name for you ... From now on your name will be Hikaru, because you will bring light to everyone around you." And so I took my first nap in this new life, after spending time sucking on the breast that the woman stuck in my mouth.
Xx Guide to becoming immortal xX
A little over three months have passed since I was reborn, and in that time, I didn't do anything really interesting. I spent the first two months trying to assimilate the memories of my old life into this underdeveloped brain. Gradually, I filled and expanded my brain with everything I could remember - names, places, food, movies and anime. At the beginning of the third month, I was pleasantly surprised to find that I developed an eidetic memory - that day I was very happy (I ended up shitting my diaper unintentionally after trying a little victory dance). During the rest of the month I moved my arms and legs a lot to develop my strength, the training was a success and now I am able to sit without support.
Today my "mother" (I do not accept her as a mother, but I will pretend to be her beloved son for now) has decided that I am ready to go for a walk, and at the moment I am in her arms as she walks through the village. I suspected I was somewhere in Japan in the feudal era because of the traditional wooden houses and the lack of modern technology at home ... I was partially correct, but my calculations lacked information that I only had access to today ... men wearing bandanas with a leaf drawn in the center. I looked at the large rock structure with three familiar faces carved into it, and eloquently summarized my situation ... FUCKING.
That day my mother was very scared because I shit and passed out, needless to say, she only took me for a walk after a long time. And since then, nine months have passed. I started meditating and trying to feel my chakra since I woke up from my blackout that day, I can already feel a small blue "flame" squirming in my stomach - but I decided that I will only wake it up when I am two years old or a little more - for fear of harming me or attracting unwanted attention.
My baby training efforts doubled and the results were very noticeable, I was already crawling at four and a half months and started walking at nine. Yesterday was my first birthday and I ended up discovering my last name when some friends of my mother asked him. As I suspected, unfortunately I am not a member of any konoha ninja clan - Nakamura Hikaru is my full name now. I confess that I'm a little frustrated so far for not being part of a strong clan like Senju or Uchiha ... Damn, even being born as an Inuzuka would be a hundred times better than being a simple Nakamura without clan jutsus.
Two more years have passed and now I have three. I have maintained a strict routine since I discovered my surname, the fact that I am naturally weaker than lineage users motivates me to always try my best and never relax. I run and jump all day to train my stamina and leg strength, I read some difficult books to expand my Japanese vocabulary (I'm already speaking quite fluently) and I'm training my chakra control every day before bed, since the day I unlocked it a year ago.
Today I'm sitting on the floor of my room with my mother beside me teaching me some kanji that I still don't understand (that's what I'm making her think, I already know the meaning of almost all kanji thanks to my perfect memory - but I have to keep my son's façade a little above average), now I'm thinking and planning how to convince her to let me into the ninja academy. A few days ago, I found out what period of konoha history I am in, after seeing a three year old Shikaku Nara playing in the park with Inoichi and Choza. And by my calculations, in about 4 to 10 years the 'Second Ninja World War' will begin, and I intend to be strong enough not to die like a cannon fodder. And for that I need to enter the gym and strengthen myself as soon as possible. I know it's risky to have this conversation with my mom so soon, but I need to get used to the idea that I'm going to become a ninja - from what I know about this woman, if I don't press her now, she may decide that I will be a simple civilian like she.
"Mommy, why doesn't my dad ever play with me? When you take me to the playground, I always see other kids playing with their parents!" I asked in the most childish and cute way I could. She made a surprised face that soon changed to a barely concealed sadness, she spent time thinking about what to say and responded with tears in the corners of her eyes.
"Dear ... Your dad was a ninja and-"
"Ah, what is this ninja? It looks cool!" I interrupted her like a curious child and concentrated on the part of the conversation that I was really interested in. She was relieved that the focus of the conversation had shifted and continued to respond more calmly this time.
"A ninja is a strong person who protects everyone in the village." When she finished speaking, I opened my eyes wide, pretending to be impressed. "Wow, that looks so cool !! I want to be a ninja when I grow up to protect Mom!" She wasn't too surprised when I said that, but she looked sad again.
"Okay, if you show that you deserve it, I'll enroll you in the ninja academy."
She said that, but I know that she intends to deceive me, but I am not a stupid baby who can be easily deceived. Now that I have taken the first step, I will always show that I am a genius and push her until she enrolls me in the gym when I am six years old, or less like Kakashi.
