1 Bleak Abyss

Hello, there my name is Bleak Abyss.

Yes Yes I know, what kind of name is that you wonder well I wonder the same thing too.

Alright, where to begin and where to end AHA I got it I will just start there and end here gosh I am such a genius!

It was Saturday and what do you know One Punch Man Chapter 136 is out, I have waited so long for this to come out.

------[40min]---------

Ahhh cmon man how did you not see how Op Saitama is are they just ignoring him on purpose?

Damn it sometimes it really pisses me off how these mob characters think they are better if I was Saitama I would smack up the hero association for ignoring me I mean cmon king takes all the credit and gets all the money while our Protagonist runs after-sales like a mad man I don't accept the most powerful being in the world running after-sales.

-Grrr- welp looks like am hungry I wonder what mum bought from the shop.

I got up from my computer chair and turn around to be blessed with a giant sofa with a massive 55.5inches TV on the opposite side of the sofa with another sofa towards the left of the room.

If you were still wondering what kind of room this is, well the funny joke is that it's a living room, Yes I sleep in the living room of my home buss off.

I take my time getting up from my sofa and walk to the door on my right where the kitchen is.

-Brrrrrr-I opened the fridge to FIND WHAT ITS EMPTY arg where did she even go yesterday then if the fridge is empty

Bleak: "Mum there is nothing to eat

Mum: "Why don't you come and eat me then

why the fuck would I do that even if I eat humans you would be the last person I eat (and that is not a compliment)

Mum: "there's money at the top of the fridge use it to buy something from the store or just starve to death"

What the hell, what would she do if actually decided to starve to death huh?

I grabbed the money from the top of the fridge and it was a £20-pound note I then head towards the door but of course, I made sure to dress up as I stepped out the door I was dressed in a white long-sleeved hoodie and black jogger bottoms oh and don't forget the mask you know since there is Corona and all

Bleak: "Mum I'm off"

Mum: "Say that when you finally leave me alone and go to your own house"

Bleak: "Mum I am only 18 God damn it and this area doesn't even allow black teenaged boys to work here I mean seriously not a single black teenager is working here"

Now I wish I was a kid again I wouldn't have to worry about all this crap maybe 16 or 17 would be fucking awesome well no point in dreaming right now

----[10min]------

I just came out from the Store and bought some bagels and some milk you know its fire with milk

----General Pov---

Stranger male: "I heard someone around this area is spreading corona on purpose"

Stranger Female: " This isn't good when will they make that cure already"

--Bump-

??: "Ahh sorry I wasn't paying attention"

---Bleak Pov---

Oh my God this girl is beautiful I would totally fuck her

Bleak: "Ahh no worries it was my fault too"

[Bleak scratched his back head with his left hand since his right is occupied]

Bleak: "oh I haven't ever seen such a pretty girl before in these parts"

??: "oh you are a local?"

Bleak: "yeah I have been here for 7 years now"

??: "Sounds like this place must be very nice to stay here for 7 years"

Bleak: "oh by the way my name is Bleak"

[Bleak placed his hand forward for a handshake]

??: "Oh my name how silly of me my name is Rose"

Bleak: "Wow I have never heard of such a name ms. how silly of me my name is Rose"

[Rose laughed for a few seconds before she stopped]

Rose: "I see you're a funny one"

Bleak: "huh? how many are there before me"

Rose: "forget it"

[Rose then handshakes Bleak's hand]

----General Pov---

Thug(1): "Where is that Bitch!!!!"

Thug(2): "I swear that Bitch will get fucked up I don't care how but She will"

Thug(3): "There she is already chatting up any another guy that bitch has no shame"

Thug(4): "Who gives a shit today she will die"

Thug(5): "you know we can't do that yet we still need compensation"

Thug(4): "yeah you're right but I will later on"

Thug Leader: "Alright guys lets go"

Bleak: "yeah like how the schools around here are peaceful"

Rose: "oh really then can you be my guide next time?"

Bleak: "Yes of course you can always count on me"

Rose: "Really?"

Bleak: "Hahaha Leave everything to me"

Rose: "Do y-you by chance have a Girlfriend?"

Bleak: "N-no I don't"

Rose: "then it's a Date!"

Bleak: "What!?"

Rose: "Tomorrow when you show me around we can go from there to our date"

Bleak was having a complex emotion of happiness and curiosity

Thug Leader: "Bitch I see you have already caught a new one"

Bleak: "Huh?"

Rose: "Stop calling me Bitch I told you already that I would get the money"

Bleak was perplexed for he had no idea what was going on

Thug Leader: "Oh and how would you be doing that"

Rose then points towards Bleak

Rose: "Him"

Thug Leader" Him...He doesn't look like he has much on him"

Rose: "Yes I know that dummy we can just cause an accident and then frame him and the parents would pay"

Bleak: "Wait What!"

Thug Leader: "Sounds like a good idea to me, BOYS strip him and her naked"

Bleak: "WHAT WE ARE STILL IN PUBLIC WHAT KIND OF STUPID FRAMEWORK IS THIS"

Bleak Felt something hit his head hard it was as if a metal bat was smashed at his head he then turns around before passing out to see that rose was holding a metal bat in a stance of someone who has just finished a swing

----2 hours Later----

You can see a body in a room naked

Yes that body was Bleak

---Bleak Pov---

Ugh where am I? it looks like a warehouse

Thug(2): "Hey boss he is awake"

[The warehouse Doors opened]

Thug Leader: "Hey brat you better go back to sleep so we can have more time to crack ya phone's password"

Bleak: "Crack my password why"

Rose: "You are dumb or did you lose your memories"

[warehouse doors closed]

Ahh shit she is trying to get my parents number

Bleak Stood up and then thought of a tactic to escape with his phone and call the police

Bleak thought of an idea

Bleak: "AHHH I AM BLEEDING AND IM LOSING ALOT OF BLOOD"

[The warehouse doors opened again]

Thug(3): "Ahh shit I got you"

[Says the Thug as he rushed to where Bleak was]

Bleak: "I'm starting to get dizzy"

----General Pov----

Bleak slowly threw a stone at the trajectory of his foot that is about to take a step forward

This went unnoticed by the Thug as he kept on running till all of a sudden he fell down

Bleak: "alright Success"

Bleak then proceeded to knock out the thug then Stripped the Thug naked and put on the thug's clothes which were Blue long jeans and a white T-shirt and a black jacket with skulls on it

He then proceeded to the Workshop which was literally labeled workshop opposite the warehouse

Bleak quickly rushed In and Found his phone just laying there on a table as Bleak was about to leave with his phone he was found out by Thug(1)

Thug(1) tried to run but he was too late as he was hit by something at the back of the head

Bleak used this opportunity to run out of the warehouse

It was a very big place but Bleak managed to escape and ran out but when he came out there was Rose but before he could even say anything Rose was the first to act

Rose: "You stupid thugs can't do anything right if he escapes or die I will not pay anything"

The Thug Leader came walking out from the warehouse where Bleak just escaped from

Thug Leader: "Don't worry if he dies you won't have to pay a single penny and if he leaves...that's if he leaves after all HAHAHA....."

----Bleak Pov----

I have to get out of here fast

[Bleak started to run straight forward but he was not alone all the Thugs were chasing him]

Huff* Huff*

Where am I how far did they take me I wondered as I ran out an alley and I was now on the main street it looks normal nothing out of the ordinary I will just head east for now to lose the Thugs

I started to run and run for over 30 minutes BUT THEY WEREN'T GIVING UP

Then I saw her my class president she was beautiful as always but I need help right now so I ran towards her to ask for help but who knew nice girls could all be bitches I trusted her too

Bleak: "Class Rep am I glad to see you I need your help my phone died and i need to call the police right now!"

Class Rep: "Oh hi Bleak wait what police why"

Bleak: "Some random girl named rose tried to use me as a bargaining chip for money from my mum"

Class Rep: "Is that so...ok I will call them to come I know a place you can hide"

-----20Min Later----

It was a park but a very quiet park

Class Rep hands me a bottle of water

*Gulp-gulp-gulp-Ahhh*

Bleak: "Thanks Class Rep I am so happy I found you"

Rose: "You really are stupid I can't believe you would actually think she would help you"

I feel weak huh? was the water she gave me drugged? but why?

Class Rep: "I never really liked you it's disgusting how you are always acting well and good you think you are better than me huh? you fucking Prick"

[The Class Rep Starts Kicking and smashing Bleak's head into the ground screaming how she is better than Bleak]

Rose: "The boys are gonna be here soon they just went to buy some duck tape"

Fuck I need to get out of this situation, I managed to build up a bit of power to run and not look back. I Kept on running knowing if I stopped I would get knocked out so I kept on running

Now you are probably wondering why don't I just let them call my parents by the looks of them they wouldn't ask for much money

Well, you are wrong I am running because I know my parents won't give 2 fucks about me and just let me die there and then.... I mean they fucking named me Bleak as saying my existence is nothing but Bleak to them but now I understand why they also named me Abyss my bad luck really does seem endless and for some reason death has always been chasing me I remember that time I was in year 4 and for some reason the PLAYGROUND fucking exploded luckily it was only me in the playground since everyone else was in their class, you think that's all funny cause the next day I was simply walking to school and a truck just happened to come out of no where it was soo close to hitting me if not for the fact I jumped away towards the right to escape, ok ok I understand that isn't bad enough so how about a sky scrapper falling right towards me or when I was in my computing class and the whole class exploded but only injuries but still everything to do with death is always around me so I had no choice but to lock myself In one location

I am still running yes I don't know how long I have been running I am starting to feel tired maybe I should just sleep if I get caught and killed it might not be so bad

Stranger: "Hey are you ok?"

Stranger(2): "You look like you need Jesus"

Bleak: "Please call an ambulance"

I said as I walked towards the zebra crossing but at that moment my vision was getting drowsy and someone pushed me into the road when it was still red for citizens to cross and what do you know a Golden Truck was coming at that exact moment

Skidd---*CRASH*

Can you believe such a beautiful firework exist I mean it was made from my body and flesh now I will tell you what just happened

The Truck was close to hitting me at the exact moment it was about to hit me a satellite dish came falling from the sky yes I died to a truck and hit by a satellite dish which made my body explode now you are probably wondering that's just a fluke WELL YOU ARE WRONG THE TRUCK DID HIT ME, YES BUT I WAS STILL ALIVE IT WAS THE SLEEPING DRUG THAT MADE ME FEEL WEAK BUT I WAS GOOD TO GO BUT THAT SATELLITE DISH JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE TO FINISH THE JOB

And so here I am in the famous Void

I have no clue how long I have been here but so far I have been thinking about the three wishes I would pick

=Now what do we have here=

Huh? What was that voice just now it sounded like... I don't know it just sounds really good I am black so chicken is what I find delicious but this voice is like chicken BBQ chicken spicy Chicken so many chickens in one that's how the voice sounds with no smell but still I don' know how to explain it that was the best I could come up with

=Hahaha, you are quite the funny one=

"Well I try my best"

=Ah yes as you have probably guessed I am a God a Supreme one at that=

"sounds legit"

=Looking at your past record I can see you were born with the mark of death=

"now I don't see the point in questioning my past life if anything I hated the world it was too boring no fun no excitement so I don't care about Death mark I died I died no use questioning right?"

=Huh? that's a new one normally you humans always cry about this and that crying about humanity or what not=

"ok nope I am not going to be your toy with all due respect God I would like my own path"

=quite the mannered one=

=Alright enough Chit Chat now tell me your 3 wishes=

"wait are you not gonna explain why I got the wishes and I want to know where I am going please"

=Alright you got your wishes from surviving the Death mark for 18 years you got it when you were 6 so 6 times 3 now if you had died earlier you might not even get a wish since everyone gets their own challenge now because I like you I can do some extra stuff for you but it isn't a wish do understand that=

=Now about the world's, yes there are anime worlds but sorry you can't select which one you go to but you can select the theme=

Phew I didn't want to be isekai'd to a random universe, do I?

"so which world am I going to"

=You are going to what you call the One Punch Man Universe=

Yes

I am not those shitty mcs I don't want to live peacefully I want to rise to the Top I have had my fair share of peace and it's shit even tho it was just a glimpse

=Ok hurry up with your wish=

"ok yes I am soo excited"

"Alright I wish to be part of the God race strongest ones in the universe"

=You mad? why don't I just give you my position=

"Nah I will rather be a free God"

=That isn't going to work=

"Thought so that is why I came up with an alternative"

=oh and what would that be=

"I wish to be a Demi-God but my other half should not be human but a vampire"

=Intresting very Interesting it's a very odd combination but it has potential=

=Alright Done, Next=

"I wish to have power over Death and Life basically a God of Life and Death without the universe restriction"

=What is wrong with you=

"wait I don't want to be Op straight away you can start the ability from the basic's and I will have to work my up to use the full power"

=Ok, thats do able=

"ok my next wish"

"I wish for Immortality and I want to stop aging at 17 no tax for me"

=What kind of immortality=

"Well I don't want to rebirth maybe something like Ban from seven deadly sins only better"

=I see since you are a vampire and a God the Immortality should indeed be powerful=

"God you understand me soo well"

=Well, I did make you Hahaha=

"well that's my three wishes"

=Now ask me what more do you want=

"Oh I want a system that shows my stats and exp gained from monsters"

"I want to still be black but like super sexy"

=Ok so like this (image here in comments)=

"Yeah just like that but can you make the hair longer maybe like Madara's"

=Simple what next=

"well tho I would like to stay in one world but what if the monsters run out"

=Don't Worry that will never happen and if It did you won't have to worry=

"Alright Thank you, God but one more thing please"

=What is that ahh I see=

"phew I don't want to be cloned and I really don't want more of me"

"Can you also make it so my kids won't be like me like let them have a random ability that isn't too OP plus I want to be able to control my baby maker so I won't go around making sons and daughters everywhere"

=Hahaha done and done=

=Such interesting wishes well go and have fun I will see you when you have ascended=

"Yes"

After saying yes I started to glow and squish I was gone.