Freakishly Heavy Dumbbell

Gord hung the barbell on the rack. He finished his reps and his muscles are fucking bulging. He took a towel that hung on the side and wiped off his sweat. 

"You're here. Come." 

The receptionist left the office and Gord sat at his desk. On the table were a couple of dumbbells and a few stacks of documents. He picked up a dumbbell and a grip exerciser that I didn't even see where he took it from. 

Gord started lifting the dumbbell with his right and started using the gripping exercise tool with his left. This guy never stops getting gains. Jesus fucking Christ. He is the gym bro messiah. The Emissary of Muscles. A testosterone power plant. The embodiment of bodybuilding. Titan of Testosterone. Monarch of Weights. Lord Never Skips Leg Day. King of the Crunch. Bench Press Extraordinaire. Squat Supreme. Truly the one and only Giga Chad.