1 Transmigration..?

『I thought I killed myself by jumping off the roof. But why am I still alive? My vision went blank right before hitting the floor, so I guess I passed out. But what happened next? Did I die or was I taken to a hospital? I can't feel my body, nor can I see anything. Wait, I didn't become a vegetable, right? I don't want to live the rest of my life in a wheelchair. Oh God, please just kill me! I don't want to live a life where I can't even move.』

As if to answer my call, I suddenly felt like my body, no, to be exact, my soul was sucked in by something. I could feel my body again, regaining my vision. Opening my eyes, the first thing I saw was a woman in a red dress. She had straight, luscious red hair with a matching pair of red eyes that glowed like amber.

"Oh... Ohh... I-I did it! I finally did it! I summoned a golem!" The red-haired woman's words confused me. Golem? What was she talking about? Instead of pondering over the question, I decided to be straightforward and asked her, 『Golem? What do you mean by that?』

"Huh? Wh-what!" The red-haired woman froze on the spot. She had a complex expression, as if she were confused, astonished, surprised, and flustered at the same time. But how could she not be astonished? After all, the golem she just summoned spoke! Yes, it spoke! She had only heard of such golems in stories and legends. She remembered those golems were called 'Ego Golems'! If what she summoned is really an Ego golem, then... "D-Did you just speak?"

『Huh, what's wrong with you? Are you mentally ill or something?』 The golem replied. "He replied! He really did speak! Is this for real? I am not dreaming, right?" The red-haired girl started freaking out, jumping around like a rabbit. Seeing the odd behavior of the woman, Kai finally felt something was weird. He felt his height had increased a lot, and his body was also really sturdy and big. Finally, he decided to look down at his body. And he saw it... He didn't have his penis! It was empty! It was completely smooth!

『Huh, where... Aghhhhh...!』

"Kyaaa...!"

Kai shouted with all his might as he saw a smoothly carved rock instead of his penis.

He was horrified! Where did his penis go?

Becoming a eunuch, he could only shout.

Isn't this worse than being crippled? At least he could have a prostitute come over to his house to relieve his stress if he had become a cripple, but now...! He can't even masturbate by himself!

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After a few hours...

"Mr. Golem, have you finally calmed down?" the red-haired woman, whose name was Livya, asked.

『Yeah, and I have a name. It's Kai. Don't call me Mr. Golem.』

After what felt like an eternity of pain, I finally calmed down. Earlier, I was shouting not only because I became a eunuch, but also because of a sudden, splitting headache.

After regaining my senses, I found out that I was in the world of "Reincarnated Warrior of Murim," a novel I had read in my college days.

My memories of that novel are vague, but from what I know, it's definitely going to end with the main characters leaving the world behind, and before long, it gets destroyed.

According to the calendar of this kingdom, there are only 2 years left before the world ends.

Goddammit, why did I have to reincarnate as a golem of all things! I need to find a way to escape this world, no matter what, or I will definitely die!

I might have committed suicide in my past life, but not this one.

I also want to learn magic, experience the joy of attending a magical academy, and go on adventures like the novel's main characters!

But there is no way I am dying after getting the opportunity to live in a magical world. After all, I even lost my penis.

『I will definitely...!』

"You will definitely...?"

Huh, ah... right, there is Livya too. I guess I will take her with me since she was the one who summoned my soul to this world.

Looking at Livya, I sighed while petting her head.

"Hey...! Stop that!"

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