5 Chapter 5: Mts,Monkeys,and Macao Oh My

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"I'm all fired up!" - Regular Speech

'It was here that the greatest adventure began' - Epic Narrator-San

'This is a thought!' - Thoughts

[Quest Announcement] - Gamer Ability/Notification

"Active Skill name or Magic spell"

'Active Skill name or Magic spell in thought'

"Speech"

*Time*

"God/Beast Speech"

Skill Name Lv1 Next Level: 0.00% MP cost: none

Description: Info on Skill

Item Name: Description

Description: Info on Item

Title:Description

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[Play Snow Fairy]

Light Fairies dance in the sky over Magnolia and Fairy tail.

Fairy, where are you going

A gathering of fairies floats over a ship with waves gently swaying back and forth.

Hikari zenbu atsumete~

Kaijo jogs through the forest before skidding to a stop and looking the dazzling moon.

Kimi no ashita Tera~suu Yo~

Lucy and Plue look out over magnolia with Kaijo sitting in the tree behind her doing the same.

Oh Yeah! Kikoten no kako no koe wa

Gray leans against a pile of wreckage looking down at his necklace.

Oh Yeah! Karetatte sakebu Kara

Erza standing atop a large dinosaur-like creature with a spear in its hide.

Oh Yeah! Kikoeru made kimi no kokoro ga

Happy and Natsu standing side by side before turning around with grins.

Oh Yeah, OH YEAH!

Team Natsu in a train laughing and going across a clear lake and then in a boar drawn carriage.

Tsuki no taiyou no taihacchi

Everyone gathered around a fire eating or relaxing, Kaijo and Natsu eating the most.

Wasuremono wanai desuka

Lucy sitting on a low bridge looking into the water with tears before looking up to see her comrades.

Okashii na kimi ga inai to

Lucy wipes her tears away and grins at her friends

Hoshii mono sae mitsukaranai

Natsu and Kaijo jump off a cliff holding a large chest.

Snowing, Sunao ni

The whole team except Erza being held by and fighting a giant plant monster. Then cutting to Kaijo, Natsu and Lucy running from a giant bee's nest, jars of honey in hand.

Egao ni nareta no wa

Erza looking off sullenly with Siegrain's face showing close-up

Futari Yoriso~i

The whole guild smiling and posing, Jet and Droy hovering around Levy while Mira serves drink.

Kasane atta jikan ga aru Kara

Lucy summoning all her spirits

Fairy, where are you going

Kaijo in a rocky area releasing his orange Magic energy in an explosion

Hikari zenbu atsumete~

The main cast looking off into the sunset with confident faces

Kimi no ashita Tera~suu Yo~

Woah

Woah

Team Natsu facing off a behemoth in a rocky biome.

Don't say goodbye!

Team Natsu jumping into the air in front of fairy tail.

Ending Chorus

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Chapter 5: Mountains, Monkeys, and Macao, Oh My!

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7:30 AM

Magnolia, Buir Street

"Thank you for returning him home, everyone else is usually blackout drunk." An older woman with short brown hair said, her left cheek resting on her left palm. Her other arm was helping an older man with black hair stand up, a drunken blush on his face.

"No prob, not the first of the bunch actually." Kaijo said rubbing the back of his head, his ability made it so he didn't require sleep and he needed an entire brewery to get hammered ,so he was just helping the members of the guild who were expected home.

So far he had gotten up to 26 different guildmates.

"Alright see you later Aine-San, Bulhart-San!" He said waving and turning around to walk back to the guild.

Gaining goodbyes from the couple he began his walk back to the guild.

'While I have the time I should really check my stats and skills.'

"Status, Skills!"

Status Window

Name: Kaijo Mikawa

Class: Gamer

Level:7 Next LV:(1,150/12,800)

Title: Avatar of Luxinia

Age:17

HP: (1,050/1,050) Regen: 21 HP/MIN

MP: (1,250/1,250) Regen: 13(+30)MP/MIN

STR: 21

VIT:21

DEX:20 (+5)

INT:25

WIS: 13

WIL: 15

LUC: 15

Money: 155,000 Jewels ~ ($1,500)

Attribute Points: 13

Physical Endurance LV.4 Next LV: 63.56%

-5% damage from physical damage

Ryoku Boku (Power Strike) LV.1 Next LV: 25.00% MP/? Usage: 30

Strike the target with a strong force with all of ones concentrated power.

10% increase in chance of critical hit

50% increase in attack damage

Emit Killing Intent LV.1 Next LV:12.36%

Direct the intent to harm or kill at the target.

Effectiveness and Amount of killing intent based on emotions

May affect target with Stun, Fear and/or Weakened

Knife LV.1 Next LV:25.00% MP Cost: 65

A skill that creates an increase in the Slashing power of a limb through the circulation and application of mana.

Increases Slashing power by 75%

Increases chance of Bleeding by 10%

Fork LV.1 Next LV: 12.50% MP Cost:65

A skill that creates an increase in the Piercing power of the arm through the circulation and application of mana.

Increases Piercing power by 75%

Increases chances of Bleeding by 10%

Meditation LV.1 Next LV: 0.00%

A skill in which the user clears the mind of obstruction and focuses on inner rehabilitation.

Permanent +3 to WIS

Permanent +30 to MP Regen

Active- Increase MP Regen by 50%

Battle Aura LV.1 Next LV:0.00% MP:none

A passive skill which activates in times of combat or where inspiration is needed.

15% increase to Allies Combat Skills

10% increase to Allies Combat Skills

5% increase to all Allies stats

Range:25 yard radius

Kyōka Mahō LV.4 Next LV: 35.06 MP: 125 per 7 minutes

Increases STR,VIT, and DEX by 45%

Alchemic Destruction LV.1 Next LV: 00.00% MP Cost:400

A high damage attack skill which uses the internal damaging of failed reinforcement as a weapon to inflict harm on internal organs.

20% chance of mana poisoning

40% chance of Bleeding

50% chance of Confusion

10% chance of Severe Weakening

600-800 Damage

Power Leap LV.1 Next LV: 0.00% MP Cost:20

Allows an increase to leg strength when leaping through circulation of mana.

30% increase to jumping power

Dynamic Entry LV.1 Next LV:0.00% Mp Cost: 50

By diving from an angle or above the target, deliver a mana infused kick.

75 damage plus 10/foot from target

Aka Honō Mahō LV.5 Next LV:12.00% MP Cost: Varies by Technique

Subskills-

Hiken LV.1 Next LV: 27.00% MP Cost: 250

A technique that morphs the user's fire magic into a fist and launches it outward.

20% Chance of Burning Status

350 Damage

He had noticed that he had gained vitality from getting thrown around at the guild. He had also gotten some pretty useful skills at Fairy Tail.

For joining the Fairy Tail Guild you have been rewarded with two skills:

ID Create Lv: 1 Next Level Exp: 0.00% - Allows the user to create Illusion barriers. The higher the level, the more dungeons one is able to create.

ID Escape Lv: 1 Next Level Exp 0.00% - Allows the user to escape Illusion barriers. The higher the level, the higher the chance of escape. Some barriers cannot be escaped from until certain conditions are met.

"Huh, that's actually a pretty good skill set." Pretty good wasn't gonna work against the Eisenwald guild or Leon and his band of cultists though.

What.

You didn't honestly think he'd consider how to fight Zeref and Acnologia first did you.

Nonononononononono… NO!

He barely survived his fight against a goddamn forest ape, there's no way he was going to jump straight to continent destroyer level in a week.

Walking back through the guilds front door he found almost everyone in the same position they'd been left in, drunk and disorderly for the most part.

Natsu was knocked out on top of a table, Gray leaning on a pillar in nothing but his boxers.

Elfman,Cana, and the rest were each laying wherever they dropped during the party last night.

Lucy and Zed were both sitting in a booth-Zed had a snot bubble ,hehehehehe-they seemed tuckered out by the guilds craziness.

To his knowledge the only two awake were the master who was meditating on the second floors railing and Mira who was already done cleaning the entire guildhall and was behind the counter of the bar cooking.

'I was gone for like 30 minutes max how the hell did she all do this!?' Kaijo thought flabbergasted at her skill in caretaking.

Deciding that he probably didn't want to know, he quickly made his way to the bar for some breakfast.

"Hey Jane!" Mirajane peeked up and looked left and right before turning towards Kaijo.

"Were you talking to me Kaijo-San?"

"Well yeah Jane what other beautiful white haired bartenders do you have in this place?" He answered her with a cheeky grin.

Giggling to herself she asked what he wanted for breakfast.

"Get me the biggest slab of meat you got, some scrambled eggs and a mug of ale!" Helping out drunks really builds up an appetite!

"Hehehehe you got it." Making a determined face she fervently got to cooking, something that Kaijo could only chuckle at.

For the next couple of minutes the guild was filled with only the sounds of Mira cooking and the wood settling.

'Now that I think about it why haven't I been using Observe on the people in the guild?'

Setting his gaze on Mirajane he mentally activated his skill.

'Observe'

Status Window

Name: Mirajane Strauss

Class: ?

Level:?

Title:Demoness of Fairy Tail

Age:19

HP:?

MP:?

STR:?

VIT:?

DEX:?

INT:?

WIS:?

WIL:?

LUC:?

Status Effects: [High Level Magic Seal]

Attribute Points: ?

Though his mood was slightly dampened by not being able to see her stats-or anything for that matter- the status effects made him perk up in curiosity.

[High Level Magic Seal]

A seal created by a mage of comparable magical power, the seal is designed to contain 99% of the targets magical power, it can only be released in times of severe emotional turmoil.

So this is the seal that Jose was talking about when he took Mira, as for the mage who placed it on her, it couldn't be anyone but Fairy Tail's own master.

Makarov Dreyar.

Swiping away at both screens Kaijo was assaulted with the vision of a voluptuous set of breasts.

"Oh Kaijo-San~" shooting up from his position Kaijo was met with a gentle smile.

Which would have been great if it wasn't for the visible killing intent that was leaking from from her form.

"W-wait Mira-San it's not what yo-" he was interrupted by Mira slamming his breakfast in front of him and turning away with a huff.

Weakly reaching forward Kaijo slumped over his breakfast as a rain cloud formed above him.

'God dammit, even with Gamer's Mind I can't deal with girls.' Kaijo had never been great around any female, as a kid the only girls he was around were relatives, so by the time he started finding girls attractive he didn't know how to talk to any of them.

Kaijo was kicked out of his funk by someone sitting down in the seat next to him.

"I knew you were a loudmouth but I didn't realize you were a perv too."

It was the same HammerHead asshole from yesterday!

"Do you want me to send you flying again HammerHead?" Picking himself up from his slump he and the browned haired teen glared at each other.

Both looking away from each other Kaijo turned to his meal.

Looking at his breakfast Kaijo couldn't help but salivate. From the perfectly cooked boneless piece of meat to the fluffy moist scrambled eggs that sat on the same oversized plate and the cool refreshing mug of ale right next to them, it was truly an exquisite meal.

Tearing his eyes away from the masterpiece he saw that HammerHead was also drooling out of the corner of his mouth, even if he wouldn't admit it.

"Lucky bastard, you got Mira's personal cooking."

Utensils in hand Kaijo was about to dig into his meal when he heard the comment. "What do you mean isn't Jane always cooking the food around here."

"Huh? Hell no she's good, but even she can't cook for the entire guild by herself." Wiping away his drool he took a mug from a random girl behind the bar. "While she doesn't go on any missions Mira's not our caretaker, besides there're always people here just hanging out, so gramps hired cooks and an entire staff to keep this place running."

With his peace said he took a large gulp from his mug as Kaijo shrugged and dove into his meal.

His first cut with his knife into his scrambled eggs was like heaven, close to cutting through a cloud with so little resistance it was hard to tell it was even there. As he slowly stabbed into the cut off piece and brought it up to his mouth he chomped down on his food.

It was like a piece of cheesy heaven, soon that one bite turned to two.

Then four, eight, sixteen, thirty two and finally after his sixty fourth piece…

"BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPP!"

"Says the king."

Thank goodness everyone was knocked out, except for Hammerhead, Maka-jiji and the people behind the bar, although their reactions had been very entertaining.

Makarov was broken out of meditation and fell off his ledge.

HammerHead fell out of his chair and spilled his mug all over himself.

And if he wasn't mistaken there was a resounding crash coming from the bar's kitchen.

"Hehehehehehehe, breakfast and a show, I love this guild." Patting his stomach he let his food rest and took a large, long gulp of his ale.

"AH~, now for my main dish- huh!" He was just about to start eating again when he noticed a green pudge ball chomping on one side of it.

"I must of woken you up huh buddy?" He rubbed his head as he looked at his side of the meat.

'Guess I won't be using any utensils.' He decided that he could always use a skill.

With one quick application of Knife and Fork Kaijo quickly ate up his breakfast, although the weird looks he was getting from HammerHead were disturbing.

Zed had already eaten up his portion, turned out the little guy was sleep eating. Picking up the bundle of joy Kaijo deposited him back in Lucy's lap.

Looking at the sleeping faces of Zed and Lucy, he took another look around the entire guild.

He couldn't resist the huge grin that sprouted on his face, "Man I'm gonna love it here!"

With Gamer's Body he didn't need sleep and he'll probably have to fight a Vulcan later today, so that only meant one thing.

Training Time!

"Hey HammerHead!"

Turning around he seemed angry, "Goddamn it my name is Patrick, stop calling me HammerHead!"

Kaijo didn't really seem to care too much.

"Alright Patty, you want to go out back and spar."

Getting up he cracked his knuckles and grinned,"As if I need an excuse to kick your ass!" Finishing his drink he began walking out the back of the guild.

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Inside the small forest nearby Fairy Tail, Kaijo and Patrick were both stretching.

Patrick was in the same clothes from the day before.

Kaijo, however had taken off his shirt and shoes after using Observe on all of his equipment.

[Aegis] Lv.2 Next Level:45.60% MP Cost: 45

Evolving Item

Sacred Defense ÄRM

A necklace shaped magic item from the time of the Inter-Continental Wars, though commonly used by regular warriors as a substitute for magic, these artifacts were quickly fought over when the methods to create them were item in particular was sought out for its rare multiple abilities, being able to block, counter attack, and heal at the same time. All ÄRMs must either accept their user or the user must have at least the smallest amount of magical power.

Blocks damage up to 10 times base INT

Creates a field to heal everything behind it for 10% of damage blocked. (Locked)

Returns 5% damage of physical attacks if blocked.

Regenerates from all damage with a dose of user's mana

+20 Defense

[Arm Brace of the Hokage] LV.1 Next MP Cost: set by user

Evolving Item

Madōgu

An arm brace originally used by an extremely powerful SSS-class Mage only known as the Hokage to seal his magic flames when necessary. The fire magic sealed inside of the bracer was so powerful it forever infused itself into the item, allowing whoever wears it to convert pure mana into fire magic. If the wearer is not accepted by the magic they will be burned severely, however if they are their hand will be branded with the mark of the Hokage.

Requires ability to manipulate mana in its purest form.

[Severely Damaged Tunic]

Torso

A tunic which has been through a great amount of wear and tear, it's little but shreds at this point and it makes you look like a bum!

[Slightly Worn Out Pants]

Legs

A pair of pants that have seen a good amount of use, still reliable.

Congrats you don't have to go around buck naked!

+3 Defense

[Severely Damaged Sandals]

Feet

Damn, who woulda thought all that kicking and falling through ceilings would destroy your shoes?

-2 DEX

[Wolf Fang Bracelet]

Accessory

A bracelet crafted from the hair and fangs of a silver wolf, enchanted to give boosts to speed and battle instincts.

+5 DEX

+15% to all Combat Skills and Senses

'Alright my gear looks good for now, though I'll have to get new clothes.' Finishing his stretches he activated his Kyōka Mahō.

"You ready you Loudmouthed Perv!?"

"I'm waiting on you HammerHead!"

"Well alright then!" Sticking his left arm to the side he allowed a green magic circle appear. "Lets Rock, Requip: Star Smasher!"

From the magic circle first came a silver handle that was about 3 feet long, it was followed by what appeared to be a red barrel with silver linings and a gold star on either side.

'Observe!' He wanted to get a read on this guy and his weapon.

Name: Patrick Erwin

Class: Sentinel

Level:15 Next LV:(24,600/45,620)

Title: None

Age:17

HP: (2650/2650) Regen: 53 HP/MIN

MP: (1000/1000) Regen: 20 MP/MIN

STR:43

VIT: 53

DEX: 23

INT:20

WIS:20

WIL:20

LUC:7

Attribute Points: 0

[Star Smasher]

Magical Item

A magical hammer created to be used for pure brute force. It has been engraved with an enchantment.

Have fun being a whack-a-mole!

Stat Requirement: 40 STR, 40 VIT

+40 Attack

Enchantment: Basic Propagation

Basic Propagation- Allows for a multiplication of number or increase in size. Current Limit: x3

'Well fuck me then' The leather pauldron he was wearing gave him plus 5 in defense but that wasn't the most pressing issue. Opening up his own status screen he dumped 10 point into DEX and 3 into INThe readied himself. Taking the hammer into two hands Patrick twirled it above his head and brought it into a horizontal stance at his side.

[Quest Announcement]

Hammer Time!

Main Quest: Defeat or Tie with Patrick Erwin in battle.

Side Quest: Defeat Patrick with 50% health remaining.

Main Quest Reward: 10,000 EXP, 5,000 Jewel, 2 Minor Health Potions, 2 Minor Mana potions, Bragging Rights.

Side Quest Reward : [Basic Enchanting] Skill Book, 15,000 EXP, 10,000 Jewel.

Main Quest Failure: Patrick's Bragging, 2,000 EXP

Side Quest Failure: None

'I woulda done it for the bragging rights alone.' Cracking his neck, Kaijo began rhythmically bouncing on his toes, readying his body to make quick movements.

As both mages stood across from one another the only sound that could be heard was that of rustling leaves, blowing wind and Kaijo feet against the grass.

Five minutes had passed and neither had made a move against the other.

Then… Patrick moved!

Rushing forward he winded up his hammer and swung just as Kaijo's feet hit the ground.

The swing missed by a hair as Kaijo jumped above the hammer and lashed out with both feet in a drop kick.

Adding insult to injury he used Power Leap to kick off of Pat's face, sending him back a few feet.

Landing on a tree he repeated the technique to launch himself at his opponent. Recovering from being kicked in the face twice, Patrick slammed his hammer into the ground and held on as the Handle elongated to twice its normal length, effectively dodging Kaijo's tackle.

Kaijo passed Pat's previous location and rolled forward on the ground to kill some of his momentum. He turned to face Patrick only to receive a kick to the chest sending him skidding across the grass.

Patrick was not stagnant and quickly reared back his hammer to smash Kaijo.

Kaijo rolled out of the weapons strike zone and flipped to his feet to the sight of a medium sized crater in his previous location.

"Hiken!" Without missing a beat Kaijo jumped back from his position and sent out a fist shaped fire blast the covered Patrick's form and burning the grass around him.

Suddenly from the flames emerged the head of a hammer that rocketed towards Kaijo's mid section.

Thinking fast he focused his magic to his stomach in a way similar to Power Strike.

Ding!

Kaijo had to ignore the familiar sound he had grown accustomed to as his body was flung across the field and through a few trees.

As the flames died out, they revealed an injured Patrick. He had blood coming down his nose and had a few first and second degree burns from Kaijo's attack having been affected by the burning status.

The young mage in question wasn't faring very well himself, picking himself up from the remains of broken trees he was revealed to have small cuts on his back and a fairly large dark bruise on his stomach.

Bringing a hand to his stomach he winced slightly before he felt Gamer's Body take effect. 'Yup, definitely cracked some ribs, probably upped my vitality too.'

'Ok Good news, weapons used by regular people don't stack onto stats, bad news…'

Patrick Erwin

HP: (1900/2650)

MP: (650/1000)

Kaijo Mikawa

HP: (600/1050)

MP: (985/1400)

'Alright I won't be able to beat him one on one, time for some psychological warfare.' When he had been playing around with his ability he had found out that he could choose whether to show his injuries or not.

He was crouched so Patrick couldn't see him, so he willed his injuries away and emerged from the tree line looking unscathed.

Seeing this his opponent was obviously severely shocked.

Patting his stomach with a cheeky grin he called out "Man, you pack quite the punch don't you!?"

Going by his white knuckles and pulsating veins, Patrick was not amused.

For Kaijo it was perfect.

"WOOOOOOAAAAHH!"

'Damn he's mad.' Like a mad bull he rushed forward at much faster speeds, most likely focusing on increasing his speed with magic.

With equal gusto Kaijo also rushed forward intending to meet the Tank head on.

As they were only meters away from one another Patrick jumped into the air and brought back his weapon and swung, at the same time tripling its sizing.

The sudden increase in weight caused the hammer to drop like a boulder towards Kaijo. The Gamer only dodged the attack by a hair's breadth and was caught off guard by the resulting dust cloud.

That time was enough for Patrick to fight off his vibrating hands and return the hammer to normal size.

Patrick reacted faster than Kaijo and took advantage of their close proximity by bringing his hammer in for a direct hit.

Even with their gap in speed Kaijo had no chance to dodge.

So instead he chose to block.

"Aegis!"

As his final defense materialized, hammer and shield made contact, creating a shockwave in the air.

As the two magical items fought against each other it was obvious that Kaijo's shield was losing, however at the same time Patrick's arms had grown weary from the mana drain of his hammer and the steady vibrations ringing throughout them.

The stalemate came to an end when Kaijo's shield gave way and broke into pieces. As Patrick's hammer came out triumphant he continued with his swing hoping to completely incapacitate Kaijo.

As his weapon whooshed through the air Kaijo ducked under the blow. 'Power Leap' Jumping forward Kaijo landed a clean head butt to Patrick's open jaw. The shock from the impact disoriented him and made his hammer fly out of his hands.

Not letting the opportunity pass him by, Kaijo rose to full height and lashed without with a swiping elbow to the chin, once again sending a resounding shock to his brain and knocking him unconscious as he dropped with a thud.

Cracking his neck, Kaijo threw his unconscious opponent's arm over his shoulder.

"Alright let's get back to Fairy Tail, I could use a drink."

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9:00 AM

Fairy Tail Guild Hall

Even though it was slightly early in the morning, the mages of the guild found themselves groaning awake.

Soon the guild was filled with murmurs from the various teams of mages that were gathered to pick missions, think of strategy or simply just hang out as a group.

The building was abuzz as the bar and the missions board were crowded by guild members, a certain fire starter was in the front of them all looking around for a mission. At a table nearby was a blonde girl in blue and white, and on top of the table they were sitting at was a green pudge ball that was chewing on some pancakes.

"Hmm, I wonder where he could have gone." Looking around the guild she was worried when she didn't see her traveling companion anywhere around. When they first met they had agreed to go to Fairy Tail together, and since they had made their way there she was worried that they would split ways after they arrived at the guild.

If she was being honest over the short time they traveled together she had gotten sort of attached to the two of them. It would be really sad if they just left her after joining the guild.

As if being able to sense her anguish, Zed suddenly hopped in the young girl's lap. "Don't worry mama, Zed is here!" Slightly surprised she giggled before picking him up.

"Of course with you here what do I have to be worried about."

*BAM!*

Suddenly the back door of the guild was kicked open and in walked two figures one of which who was unconscious on the others shoulder.

"Can someone help me carry this guy he's really heavy."

Carrying the unconscious mage on his shoulder had been an ordeal, the guy was really freakin heavy.

As he passed the mage over to Nab-who took him up to the infirmary- Kaijo walked over to Lucy and Zed.

"Yo." Ignoring the surprised looks from some of the guild members he casually greeted his fellow guild mates. Zed greeted him with the same enthusiasm you'd find in any child while Lucy questioned him in a confused manner "Where were you and what happened to that other guy."

Humming in thought he simply decided to answer her the best he could. "I was bored and wanted to spar, so we had a fight in the nearby forest."

With a deadpan expression she spoke "That's not a very good reason."

At the bar a young boy ran up to the bar began talking to Makarov about his father who had been gone for close to a week.

'And the plot thickens.'

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From that point everything had gone the way it had originally.

Makarov got punched by a child, Natsu smashed the board and Kaijo plus Lucy followed him up to .

They left Zed back at the guild, they wouldn't be able to protect him properly in such a hostile environment.

"Woman."

So now Lucy found herself fighting off a pervy monkey, the beast had torn off a part of her shirt when grabbing her blanket off and had hearts in his eyes as he approached.

"Aaah! Why am I always the one being perved one!"

"Keep your hands off her you damn dirty ape!"

"Dynamic Entry!"

Turning towards the shout Moncao was assaulted by a bare foot to the face.

Landing next to Lucy, Kaijo turned towards her with a grin and laid down next to her.

"Um, Kaijo aren't you going to handle that Vulcan?!" It seemed to be recovering from his kick and boy did it seem mad.

Turning to Lucy he took on a hurt expression "Are you really gonna make an injured person fight, I just had a fight a couple of hours ago, jeez."

"You were the one who started that fight! And you're not even injured!"

"Lucy." This time he spoke in a completely serious, no nonsense manner. Lucy had never heard him sound like this before.

"Every time you're in trouble, are you just going to wait for someone else to save you." She opened her mouth to speak but then closed. "I won't be around all the time, neither will Natsu, if you want to get stronger you'll have to learn how to face your fears."

She said nothing and hung her head for a moment before standing up with a determined expression.

Walking forward she took off Taurus' key from her hip and swiped it sideways, then downwards.

"Open, Gate of the Bull:Taurus!"

From a blue magic circle appeared the speedo wearing bull man.

"Moooo, hey miss Lucy you're lookin fine as always, why don't you come give me a sMOOch-"

His perverse greeting was interrupted by the sound of a whip snapping against the ice.

"Taurus this isn't the time for that, we've got work to do!"

Though he looked shocked by her determination the Spirit grinned and rushed forward, axe in hand.

Lucy also ran forward with a considerable amount of speed, lashing out with her whip around the Vulcan's leg as Taurus swung his axe.

The Vulcan ducked the axe swing at an awkward angle and lost its balance, allowing Lucy to pull up one of its legs off the ground and make it fall to the ice.

With his opponent vulnerable Taurus brought back his axe to swing with blunt side.

*BAM!*

Out of nowhere the Spirit was kicked in the side of the face by Natsu.

Kaijo had seen Natsu jump into the fray, but felt no need to stop him.

'Some moments are just perfect the way they are.'

"Hey, why are there more monsters than before."

"You just knocked out one of my friends you idiot!"

"And what took you so long!"

"Huh?" As if remembering something a lightbulb appeared above his head. "Oh yeah Kaijo what the hell man you blew a hole in the ceiling and left us!?"

Kaijo was in no way remorseful and just waved his hand nonchalantly . "In my defense I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think you couldn't handle it, next time I'll ask for your permission."

"Why the hell would we give you permission to cave us in!"

"Why are you acting like either of you actually got hurt!" Getting up in Natsu's face Kaijo was the one who got annoyed.

"That's beside the point!" As they were butting heads, Lucy put up a finger and looked confused.

"Wait then how did you get out?"

"Hmm?, Happy of course!" He said giving a thumbs up to his furry little buddy and getting one in return.

"Aye Sir!"

"So you can't ride anything else but you're completely fine with flying with Happy?"

Looking creeped out Natsu leaned away from Lucy.

"What kind of stupid question is that? Happy isn't some mode of transportation, he's my friend."

"Oh well I'm sorry whatever was I thinking." She said not sarcastic at all.

The Vulcan seemed fed with their conversation and took action. "My woman!"

Jumping up he slammed his large fist onto Natsu's arm.

"Listen here tick-breath I consider everyone in Fairy Tail my comrade."

He put his arms in a cross guard as he was kicked away by the Vulcan.

He slid back on the ice from kick and quickly can to a stop.

"Whether it's the Old Man or Mira, even those jerks Gray and Elfman!"

As Natsu spoke the Vulcan sped towards him on all fours.

The floor under Natsu began to glow from his magic circle. "And Happy, Lucy, Zed and Kaijo too they're all my friends."

"That's why"

As the beast lunged towards him, Matsu countered with a flaming kick.

"I'm not living without Macao!"

The Vulcan slammed into the ceiling causing icicles to fall and pierce the floor, he then swung his arms out to create a gust of wind firing the ice at Natsu.

"You're ice can't beat fire." The ice melted as soon as it touched his skin.

The steam and dusted let up to reveal Moncao with Taurus' axe in his hands.

"That's not good"

The Monkey man swung at Natsu only for the dragon slayer to dodge all his attempts, on his final swing Natsu dodged and slipped on the ice.

The Vulcan took this chance to swing down at the mage, only for him to catch the axe with both hands.

Oth were caught struggling against one another for a few moments, until the axe began glowing from the heat of Natsu's hands.

As the metal sizzled it dropped hooped down into Natsu mouth.

"Now I've got some fire in my belly!"

Puffing up his cheeks Natsu used the sizzling metal balls as ammunition against the ape.

Each one left a tiny burn mark on the monkey's fur and made him cringe in pain, letting go of the axe.

"Eat this! Karyu no Tekken!"

The punch landed cleanly sending the beast flying across the room and crashing into the ice wall.

Walking up to beasts unconscious form, Lucy asked the obvious question. "Hey Natsu how is he supposed to tell us where Macao is now?"

"CRAAAP!"

Scratching his head in irritation he stomped on the ground, only for Kaijo to come in between the two and intone, "No need to worry Natsu we already found him."

Turning towards Kaijo, both Lucy and Natsu appeared confused. "What do you mean."

Putting three fingers up Kaijo slowly counted down. "Three, Two, One."

As he hit one the Vulcan began to shine and revealed the form of Macao.

"Ahh, Macao!" Natsu was surprised to see him and quickly picked him up to tend to his wounds.

Kaijo took this time to explain, "In order for Vulcans to survive they have to Take Over the bodies of humans, he was probably caught off guard and got possessed.

They had managed to bandage Macao up and lay him down, after he had awoken the man had told the group about how he was able to take out nineteen of the Vulcans, only for the twentieth to catch him unaware.

Both Lucy and Kaijo were severely impressed, neither of them could have done that.

All of their affairs in order they took the trek back down the mountain.

Back in Magnolia, Romeo was sitting down on some steps, thinking of the other kids that teased him and how he pleaded with his father to take a mission so they be proved wrong.

'If I only I hadn't asked him to go, this is all my faul-'

"Hey! Romeo!"

Looking up he saw the smiling faces of Natsu and co. along with-

"Daaad!"

Running forward he jumped and hugged his father, making the man hit his head on the street.

Crying and hugging Macao, Romeo began to apologize profusely. "I'm so sorry dad!"

"No it's my fault for making you worry."

"I can handle it, I'm a wizard's son after all!"

"Next time you see those bullies, ask them 'can your old man take on nineteen monsters cause mine sure can'."

To this Romeo just grinned with tears eyes.

Natsu,Lucy and Happy had already started walking, but Kaijo stayed behind to give Romeo something.

"Hey kid, you want to be brave and strong like your dad right?" To this the boy simply nodded furiously.

"Alright then, here." Kaijo handed the boy a small dark red leather bound book.

It was the skill book for Prominence Whip.

"This a spell book for a fire spell, be sure to be careful and always have your dad around when you use it."

Looking at the book as if was gold the boy hugged it to his chest, "Yeah, I promise Kaijo-nii!"

At that he could've sworn his heart skipped a beat, the scene reminded him of a certain abridged series from his home world.

Ruffling the child's hair he stood up and walked briskly towards his group.

"Natsu-nii,Happy-nii,Lucy-nee,Kaijo-nii, thank you!"

Turning back they all waved to the father and son.

Looking towards the sky Kaijo smiled 'Yeah, I'm really gonna love this world.'

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8:00 PM

Hargeon Port

Walking down the street of Hargeon were two cloaked figure one was about 6 feet tall and the other was about 5'6", though the street was crowded no one seemed to notice them.

After about a block the they turned into an alley only to turn around and face a group of thugs that had been following them.

"Is there anything we could help you with tonight gentlemen?" The taller of the two asked with genuine curiosity in his voice, it was the gentle voice of a male.

"Yeah you can empty your pockets and fuckin scram." One rat faced thug retorted.

"The fuck did you say asshole-" the shorter figure-a female- was agitated but was stopped by the man next to her grabbing her shoulder gently.

"If it is riches that you seek, allow me to assist you." The polite man raised a hand and snapped his fingers.

"Tomi no Ame (Rain of Wealth)."

Above the degenerates a golden magic circle appeared and from it fell hundreds of 10,000 jewel bills.

Grabbing as much as their arms could carry they quickly made their way out of the alley.

"Why'd you waste your magic on trash like them, they didn't deserve it Lucious."

Turning to his ally he smiled "All creature are deserving under the eyes of Luxinia-sama."

Walking towards the alleyways entrance he looked towards the night sky. "It is time to make contact with the Avatar of Luxinia."

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Well there you go folks new chapter out, you got fights,feel and the Jehovah's Witnesses that everyone love.

Some cookies to anyone who can guess the references this chapter.

Ja Ne~

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