2 Here for your entertainment

[Hey, the great God here. I kinda forgot to tell you a few things because I was so excited, so I sent you a message with a bit of information and exposition to this great creation of mine!

Gods rules:

The world was created to entertain God.

The world is a mashup of many different anime and manga worlds.

The world is a story that should entertain, so not everything needs to make sense.

The world has a law called "Probability" to make the story more interesting.

(MC)'s purpose is to relieve God of his boredom, so he will be rewarded if he manages to do that (Skills, Items, Gatchas, Points for the shop).

He will receive "Quests" or "Scenarios" to progress the story.

God is very interested in "Love" and "Relationships", so he supports the Harem of the MC. GO FOR ALL THE WAIFUS!

Morals aren't really important to an Almighty being like myself, but there will be consequences if God doesn't appreciate the actions.

God won't always be watching, only if he wants to.

God can send the MC messages, gifts and rewards whenever he feels like it.

God can change the World with "Probability" and make things happen more easily, however, he can't really forcefully do stuff because the World would collapse if he did.

God made everything in the world to his liking, so some things may be different from the original.

Other MC's exist, but they don't have any plot-armor.

"Bad things aren't funny, if they happen to the MC.

"What about others?"

"Oh, others are fair game, go for the throat!"

(SAO Abridged IS GREAT!! No Argument.)

Even though the MC is overpowered, he should try to make things enjoyable otherwise God may lose interest in him.

The world's energy is called Mana, it is the fuel for all magic and similar energies from different worlds. There are also other fuel sources but they are diversions from Mana. Meaning, the magic from DxD and TTIGRAAS both runs on the same principle (Mana) but that energy is just used in different ways.

Skills are special abilities that are unique to a specific individual. Skills are different from Magic.

Most of the Anime will follow their original plot, but in a way that fits into the world, Because God used the original anime as a reference to create it. However, the storys can easily be changed or already have been changed by other forces. (Such as the use of a wish or the chosen story for the reincarnation process)

God has taken a liking to you, so he helped you rebuild your body and make you more like him. You are the best looking man there is because you have literally been made by the hand of god.

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Well, then my dear Protagonist, I believe that should help you a bit. And if you are wondering why I wrote in the 3. Person? Because God can do whatever he wants, even if it was just a whim! Your system and the missions and so on will help you in the world so don't even think about texting me, another one-piece Manga just came out and I HAVE TO READ IT! The system is actually the one responsible for the info-dumps. And if you were wondering about this probability thing? Then keep on wondering, because I won't explain it! Ha, what are you going to do about it?! But I will be gracious and tell you that this genius god added this "Law" to the world to make it easier to mix all the different worlds together. It will also help fix any plot-holes and inconveniences that arrive because of it. Just a short example: If there are two people that should be as strong as the other, but they are from different worlds, normally someone from a more special world would win (Like a swordsman from medieval and a person with magic). But because of Probability, they will now have a 50/50 chance of winning.

Also, because I can't do it myself, which pains me very much, you will have to create the greatest Harem of the Multiverse!!!!!!

Well then, I might write to you again if I feel like it. Or maybe not, who knows. You at least don't.

I have also attached something very fun that I found, I think it is called gacha or something? I tried it myself, but I was so frustrated after never getting anything good, that I used my powers to make me win, but sadly, the whole game died because of that… Moving on, because I don't want you to suffer as I have suffered, your luck will be quite good, at least most of the time, if I want it to… And because of the harem thing, it won't be a boring gatcha with weapons and the like, it is a WAIFU-GACHA!!!! Aaaaaannnndddd IT IS REAL! The first real Waifu-Gacha, not like the shit that is sucking your money out of you along with your will to live, but a Gacha, where you will get the greatest of Waifus to cuddle and pet and more wholesome stuff!

But don't forget! DON'T LEWD THE LOLI AND BIGGER IS BETTER!!

Well then, you will excuse me, I have a japanese mango inhale! Yes mango, sadly you won't get that reference… Wait, where do I have the link, one second… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDL1CVkMLzs here you go. ]

"Are you serious?"

After reading the message he just got from God Yami once again looked at the breathtakingly beautiful sight in front of him. He saw earth, or rather, something similar to earth. It was much larger and had more land mass and less water than the original earth, but it looked really great with the water and land. It was like he was in space and looking down on earth, just like an astronaut. No, it was exactly what he was doing right now. Around him was the dark space, but it felt very different from the void and was several times better. Especially since the suns illuminated all the different planets.

Indeed, it seemed that there were more than one sun and the other planets seemed to have life on it as well. But everything appeared to be working perfectly, after all because God created all of this, so why should he create something flawed?

After looking at the scenery for a bit Yami turned his head to the holographic screen that appeared on his right? side, he was in space, so there weren't really any directions.

[I'm the System. I will be helping you on your journey. Please enter your name so I can verify my host. And if you don't mind, please give me a name because System is pretty boring, the old man, I mean god, is very bad with naming.]

"Yami."

[Host Yami. According to my data humans have more than one name, why did you only tell me your first name?]

"Well, I'm in a new life now, right? Also, I already forgot my real name, I just thought that this one sounded good."

[Understood. That name is better than anything the old man came up with. Happy.]

Yami found it very interesting that the system was writing with him in real time and seemed to have some kind of personality. It seemed to also have emotions but he found it a bit troubling that it just wrote "Happy".

"Did God give you permission to call him "old man"? Also, do you have a personality and can you talk or just write?"

[Answer: From the information I received, this would be the most appropriate thing to call a person who was so old that you don't even know the number. Answer 2: If you name me, I will be changing according to how you want this system to be.]

"Interesting… well, I'm not the one who would be in trouble if God found out how you called him. The second thing you said is the one that interests me really. Hey, I would like to name you, do I just have to think about how you should be or how does it work?"

[Host is right. You have to imagine how I should be. Please also use a name that suits the character that you want to create. You can also think about a person or anime-figure whose behaviour I should adapt.]

"I have a idea. You shall be called Eve from now on. You are the incarnation of a WAIFU, all the good WAIFU's shall be put together to create the ultimate WAIFU, you! You are the beginning and apex of all WAIFU material, so you shall be called Eve, since I'm something similar to Adam if you think about it."

[... Data is being processed… The amount of data regarding perfect WAIFU is being put together… System will restart because of all the information that is being used.]

Yami waited for a short while, he was quite fond of his idea of creating the perfect partner.

[Wife-System at 1% - 6% - 24% - 39% - 66% - 69% - 82% - 99% - - - - -

Husband - Darling - Dear - Master - Beloved - Yami - Yami-san - Yami-kun - Yami-sama - - - - -

I love you!!!]

He heard the most beautiful and melodious voice there could be. It was like a goddess. It was very different from the actual gods, but it was great in its own way. He wanted to listen to it every second, no other sound could be as pleasing as this, nothing could be more fulfilling than the last three words that had been said to him.

"I will love you too, Eve."

Even though it was just a screen, he was pretty sure it just blushed and if he listened closely he heard something like a squeaking from her, obviously trying to contain her happiness. He wanted to hug her right now!

As he thought about that, something very important came to his mind, something that he had somehow ignored until now, maybe because his full attention was on the scenery or because of all the stuff happening. He still didn't know how he looked. He looked down, but saw nothing but the space, he didn't see a lower body. But he was already used to that because it was the same back in the void.

"Eve, how do I look right now, or rather, what am I?"

[Master, you currently don't have a form. It was one of your wishes to make your own appearance and backstory, so you have been brought here so that you can make your body and write your life in the new world. Here, have a look at this.]

The screen now showed a character-making menu. The instructions on the left corner told him that he should imagine how he should look and the system would show the result, then he could do the fine-tuning.

"Now then, I have an idea, but one quick question, can I make more than one appearance?"

[Actually, dear, you can make as many as you want. Because of your slime abilities you can change your appearance. You can also survive in space right now because you don't need to breathe as a slime.]

"Well then, Eve, let's make the greatest and most handsome person there could ever be!"

[You are great no matter how you look Yami-sama, but I will support you to the best of my ability in everything you decide to do. That's the responsibility of a wife!]

He and Eve took a long time to make everything perfect at each of their projects. Yami was also already planning for the future and made some anime-characters into which he could transform to make things easier for him for stuff like infiltration and so on.

They settled on two main appearances and a lot of secondary ones. Every single body was enough to make a woman fall in love just seeing it, but the two main ones were special. The first one was an original of Yami; a lean but muscular young man with white hair and red eyes. He looked like a gentleman, especially since he made him wear a suit. It was based off of a albino but looked very great in reality.

The second one was a person he thought to be one of the best looking characters in all of Anime and Manga: Sung Jin Woo. The Main Character of Solo Leveling. A muscular black haired man with blue eyes, which sometimes shine. He was a frickin badass!

He could hear a bit of panting from Eve as he also edited the naked figures and the special part. Eve told him honestly that she hoped that she could get a real body and get into bed with him right there right then.

Yami was very satisfied with his appearance and so was Eve.

[Now we can make your backstory. Don't worry, everything you write will become reality through the use of probability. Though you can't do everything, god has given you a wish and he will fulfill it.]

Below his character he could see a window where he could write freely. After thinking for several minutes he wanted to confirm a theory of his.

"You said that everything I write here will become reality? Could you specify that?"

[You can't just write: "I can kill everything with just a look", because that would be boring and God doesn't like boring things. It is just for you to make a backstory, it's like brainwashing all the people to believe that you were with them until the moment you appeared. Because being a toddler is boring right?]

"Hmm, I have a idea… I can brainwash people right? Why shouldn't I just make my quest a bit easier? Hehehe."

[To help you, God is interested in your creativity, so he won't look at the things you write down to have a surprise for himself. You should write something good so he may give you some rewards or points if he is entertained.]

He started writing while talking with Eve. He also asked her if he could use the shop already, but she told him that he had to complete a requirement to open more functions of the system.

It seemed that there would be "Quests" and "Scenarios" that would guide him a bit. Yami was very excited to start after he had written and thought for several hours.

"This will be entertaining!"

"Eve, play "For your entertainment" for my entrance."

As the music started playing Yami was once again enveloped in light and closed his eyes.

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