34 Trolling genius

Alexander : "Hehe, let's have some fun now Celina."

Celina : "Please don't cause too much trouble young master. Boredom does not justify creating mayhem."

Alexander : "Nah, just trolling a bit."

While talking I could see Azazel and the fallens still looking around like headless chickens, it was funny. Azazel was looking frustrated though.

One thing to understand is that crafting also bleeds in programming and so I was a very gifted programmer. This is why I took the time to improve the security level of my OS and connexion during my travels . My computer and my mobile were incredibly secured. I also mixed a bit of magic to create a proxy that would always lead in the middle or the arctic.

This is why I was not afraid of being found out.

*vrrrr* *vrrrr*

I could see though Tom that everyone was looking at Azazel. Taking and reading his phone he was surprised from what he read. After getting his interest he started to write back :

Anonymous : *Yop, I admit your intuition is scary, I never though you'd find out I was spying. But could you please go back to work ? I can't really spy on your work if you keep looking for me now can I ? Soooo, go back to work pretty please ? (◕‿◕)*

Azazel : *Aren't you a cheeky bastard ? If anything, you've got balls. I guess it would be too much to ask what information you want to steal from me ?*

Anonymous : *I'm interested in your work on sacred gears. I'm pretty bored and an important person of mine want one, so I decided to create one from scratch to be perfectly compatible with her. (´ ∀ ` )*

I could see Azazel looking speechless.

Azazel : *I was not expecting you to really tell me, if what you say is the truth anyway. And you do realize that no one EVER made a sacred gear as of now ? You think you can just create one on a whim ?*

Anonymous : *So what ? I just need to be the first right ? I'm the best at what i do after all ╰(▔∀▔)╯. Just because others are no good doesn't mean I am too, I just lack the basics. And while I could steal information directly from 'The System' in heaven, it seems too troublesome since Michael is paranoid about the system since the big guy's gone.*

Azazel was once again shocked looking at his phone. As for me ? I was having fun.

Azazel : *You know about that ? Who are you ?*

Anonymous : *Reeeeeeally ? You think a guy that calls you with a HIDDEN number would give you his name ? You can call me 'Azazel_Sucks' \(◕‿◕)/.*

Tom's definition was good enough to see Azazel twitching, truly a work of art.

Azazel : *You do realize that when I find who you are there will be some payback right ?*

Azazel_Sucks : *You know what ? Let's make it a game. From what I heard, your biggest rival in term of innovation is Ajuka right ? I'll go and spy on him in a minute. If he's as good as you, he should realize something is wrong and react a bit like you. I'll text him and give him a challenge. If he find me before you, nothing happens to you. But IF you find me before (if one of you even find me) I'll give you a minor boon !!!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°*

Azazel : *And what makes you think whatever boon you could give me I can't do it myself ?*

I could see he was truly curious. The thing was what could I give him... And then it struck me.

Azazel_Sucks : *If I can spy on you in your lab what makes you think I can't spy on Gabriel when she's in her underwear or in the shower (or whatever angels use to get clean)(o･ω･o) ?*

I do remember a very cold gaze focused on me when I wrote that. But choose to simply ignore it, after all, there was no chance for him to find me.

Azazel : *I'm truly wondering if you could do that. This is why, as a purely scientific curiosity, I will find you and force you to use whatever you use on Gabriel, just to see if it work.*

Azazel_Sucks : *Alrighty then, THE GAME IS ON ! And because you seem fun, you can call me The Red_Troll from now on. See you soon loser.*

And just like that I was happy. What is smart ? Clearly not, but I was really bored and I was pretty secure here. Worst come to worst ? I would get a slap on the wrist for annoying an enemy leader. Like I'd give a shit anyway.

Next, was having fun with Ajuka.

The moment I focused Tom on Ajuka he reacted super aggressively throwing spells all around and putting some kind of lock down spells. He was good too. Let's never underestimate one of the top ten most powerful being ever. Well I'm saying that but I still taunted him. Though I went in a more fun way since he seemed a bit spooked out.

Anonymous : *Greeting ! You've been chosen against your will to participate in a contest putting you against the big bad crow AZAZEL HIMSELF !!! WOUHOUUU ＼(≧▽≦)／ ! What the heaven is this about you must be thinking ? No worries, let me explain. By realizing something was wrong and someone was spying on you, you prove you were NOT a loser ! YaY ! This is why you are now in a competition to find out if you'll track down the completely awesome dude having his kick watching you before your competitor. A special prize will be given to the winner (aside the glorious honour to call me by my given name, and earning my respect). Ignoring the competition is possible, but Azazel will be declared the winner, and thus gain the prize (and the right to talk to you with scorn and derision for being a total loser).

Your new friend Red_Troll*

His face was priceless and I kept a nice picture of it of course.