1 I beg your pardon...making me into a what now?

[A/N: 1307 words... let's keep it going]

In the void of a pitch black night-like place, a figure of a man was lying on a floor with water at ankle level, the man in question was seemingly contemplating his life, and was thinking all about the anime/manga/novels/fan-fics that he missed, and will never be able to watch them again remembering how he died brought nonexistent tears in his eyes, yes this is his manly tears ladies and gentle weebs

since that day seemingly yesterday or was it a hundred years ago, he was about to go to a manga store he was watching left and right, and saw that the light in the pedestrian lane was a go, and so he walked but then suddenly he was hit by that damn truck and was flone 20 meters away, and all his body joints were twisted in a way that shouldn't blood splattered everywhere, and organs here and there all the people that were there that day were traumatized by what they saw...

[A/N: Gore baby!! Gore LoL this is only one-time hehehe]

meanwhile, the MC here was thinking only one thing as he died 'the next season, the next issue, the next chapter I still haven't seen all the anime/manga/novels/the fan-fics, and today was the release date of No Game No Life season 2 NOOOOOOOOO!' tears of pain and betrayal he felt as he crawled his way to the figure in front of him not knowing it was a little girl with his last words with a low dying tone were

"I can't die...yet *guh" with blood all over his body bones broken and twisted organs everywhere as he reaches for the little girl in front of him and maybe just maybe gave the little girl the trauma of her life

[A/N: LoL boy's got priorities LOL not telling about the girl LoL]

with that, his vision went black and when he opened them again he was in this dark-night space and was lying in the water-like substance staring at the abyss done contemplating his life and standing up the place suddenly changed into a white space with a large u table in front of him with figures on each chairs numbering to 13 figures disguising about something he didn't understand left and right they were talking something a jury and the judge was in the middle was waiting for them to finish

15 minutes later...

"We have decided that you..." said a woman figure in the middle that seem to be the judge

hearing the pauce the MC was a bit tense

"will become a god..." said the woman figure making the MC dumbfound and flabbergast

"I beg your pardon a what now?" the MC said with disbelief written on his face

"a true god to be exact... a creator of universes and many more..." said the woman figure

"okay first of all... that went to a 100 a bit too quickly," the MC said with a chuckle and continue

"...and you guys haven't yet exactly explained what is this, where is this, how is this possible, and last but not least how the hell am I umm... how do I put this into words CALM right now" the MC stated with a calm tone and seemingly surprise in it too

hearing him say all that the figures in front of him suddenly burst into laughter and looked at the MC so confused they laughed, even more, harder than before like someone poking their funnybone if they had any the MC just waited until they finished laughing

"haha sigh... classic... but with all things bringing to the seriousness you can say that it is the will of all things created and to be created that you will become a god of creation and bring forth creation but seeing that you have a bit of divinity of chaos inside you they will converge and you will be the god of creation and distraction..." the woman figure stated as the atmosphere around the white space became brighter and softer she continued " so any questions?"

"a lot actually" stated the MC then continued" but first are you sure that they want me...ME to be a god of creation and distraction?" MC then continued "hahaha... they are making a weeb into a god how funny is that"

"Yes and yes it is funny but we don't want to know what's going on with the will of all things mind" was the only response he got

"and another question" MC stated "do you create gods just like this... sounds rush and --" as he was about to continue to say another figure then connected his words

"irresponsible..." the man figure stated and the MC only Nod in response the figure then explained "irresponsible as it maybe this is how all things are made, plus it is the will of all things created, and to be created... just as how you were created with the others so will they to be destroyed someday then be created again, and the cycle continues, after all, as there is one and only one creator and destroyer in any kind of dimension that is created but here are dimension's out there that have no owners as well in other words inside the dimension of other gods and goddesses of creation and distraction you will be weaken by 90% as you are not the only god of creation there are others who created and destroy but you are the first tho that has both creation and destruction intriguing as it maybe that's just how the will work we don't question it as it has created us also just to bring the balance of all things considered... thought you may only know us as observers of your creation and destruction but if you tip the scale of all things considered we will be here to stop you and destroy you of all things considered" the man figure finished stated the others with him clapped as like they were in an a show or something he then bowed at the other figures and open his arm as if in a poet or something

the middle woman figure just rubbed the temples of her forehead as if thinking 'are you guys doing this now?' the MC just looked at her with a bit of pity in her eyes with a sigh the the woman figure then let them have their moment and when they finish their anitics she then looked at the MC and said "any more questions?"

with a shake of a head the MC the woman figure then stated "let us start then... first things first your divinity creation... this is gonna hurt..." the woman figure said then as if being ripped apart our MC shouted on top of his lungs while falling on the floor what seem seconds with the figures seem years for our MC and his creation and distraction were merging with each other... when he was done he was panting on the floor gasping for anything

"Congratulations," said the figure

"grats," said the figure

"congrats," said the figure

"Good," said the figure

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"Now that, that is done I will explain next from the gift of all things considered you have given 100 dimensions at your disposal where you can create and destroy absolutely anything you want where you will be above all, one of us here will visit you from time to time just to check with you..." the woman figure said with a soft smile and continued "now then thank you for meeting with us and off you go to your place good luck," she said with a chuckle

with that the vision of the man now god went black

TO BE CONTINUED...

[A/N: what do you guys think...please comment me...]