Eggs, Bacon And Some Ass On The Side

"Three times every day?" His lips curled up. "Isn't that a little too many times even for you, Abi? Are you the reason why we pay so much for bathing products every month?"

"B-But but..." She wanted to argue back to her son and defend her case, but she didn't know what to say, as she herself knew that the number of times she washed her butt was overkill.

"I-I only wash myself that many times since it's a very dirty place, and I'm never really sure if I cleaned myself properly there." She admitted it with an ashamed look on her face, as if she had been caught doing something bad. "If not, I wouldn't be cleaning myself that many times."

"Oh, so you're just sensitive to that type of thing." He realised, and didn't seem too surprised. "That makes a lot of sense, since your mother is just like you."

"Mommy also washes her behind; more than one should?" She asked about her imaginary mother, who also seemed to take personal cleanliness seriously.