17 Saving mother in law

Another year passed with Dugu Yan, we were practically inseparable even when the bathing too bad we are still kids even if she is older than me by a year. The time for saving my future mother in law is getting closer coming from my pea(ahem) source of information I absolutely did not peak on Bibi Dong bathing I was just worried that the time of their attack changed yes and good thing I did what I did as I now know their attack starts yesterday and there are a total of 6 title douluo moving out, I already communicated with xiao wu and we decided to lay down hundreds of trap comming from my arsenal of hidden weapons that is being mass produced every day, the star duo forest around them is practically a fortress already I even doubt if Bibi Dong will be able to survive as there are still 2 100,000 year old spirit beast protecting them.

So tomorrow Hancock and I will take an afternoon nap until the night while dual cultivating (of course with only our souls with a few light effect like how Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong did it in douluo dalu 2)while I focus on my original body moving like in the shadows with the Ghost shadow perplexing track and a mix of nurarihyon's meikyo shisui and my self made kyoukasuigetsu in combination making me invisible and even if attacked by stray spirit energy they will just pass through.

The next day

Dugu Yan and I were asleep in the bed and she started doing the light show while I slipped out of my body and realeased my original handsome not beautifull body near star duo forest avoiding the traps xiao wu and I set up with my skills. Noticing spirit hall aproaching Xiao Wu's mom left xiao wu and tried to move the battlefield elsewhere, DAMN she is getting near the traps herself, but this is my chance I sneaked up behind her and knocked her out with a chop on the neck and put her into my soul space while her substitue came out and I started doing the stuff that Kankuro did in naruto and met up with the spirit Hall.

Spirit Hall member PoV

"damn what is with this forest, it's full of danger I feel like every step I take is full of traps that keep exploding around us

Booom!

And there goes the arm of Gui Mei that ugly dude. I never really liked his guts."

Boom!

Hm? What's with that headless porcupine?" Oh its my body and soon darkness spread.

Back to Tang san

"I guess killing 4 of them is the best the hidden weapons could do, I better retrieve them first before they get ahold of the others."

I surrounded the whole forest with my soul and putted back the remaining traps and went put with my subsitute meeting Bibi dong and another titled douluo who can be cosidered passerby A.

I started going after passerby A and yelled" your never gonna catch me alive! "making it look like I was gonna explode which made them anxious and attack faster while I keep on going after passerby a using skills like telport to make it look like I'm on a suicide attack allowing their own to reach me and when I was near passersby a I unleashed my fist like sakura and blew him to pieces while Bibi Dong "killed" me from the back with her dagger? Or knife? As I released control over the body I left the 100,000 spirit ring I made where I left a will to make Bibi Dong not advance for a few years which she tried absorbing while moving around with it she could go find a place safe without really absorbing and dissipating the spirit ring. Meanwhile near Loli Xiao Wu i putted back xiao wu's mom and did a few hypnosis where the spirit hall came but instead of them fighting, another 100, 000 year old spirit beast that looked like it was escaping from the inner areas fought them to death and killed the 6 title douluo while being killed by bibi dong.

After doing things according to script I played with xiao wu for a bit while the 2 spirit beasts and mother in law was still asleep and soon returned home and went back to my body.