16 Real purpose( couldn’t really think up a better chapter except for time skip)
"Here we are at the table at my side is Dugu Yan holding me on her arms kissing and covering me in her saliva, while in front of me is Dugu Bo who is glaring at me while taking care not to provoke my dad who is by his side looking like a gangster asking for rent towards my future grandpa in law while my mom was smiling by his other side with a hand on her cheek saying ara, ara.
Why can I keep calm and kiss my wife/future wife in front of her grandpa? That's because I have 2 titled douluos for parents who is suppressing him for me muahhaahahhahaah fear me mortal I don't even have to make a move and your already on the ground.
Sigh I am too handsome for my own good.....being invincible is to lonely.
Hey aren't I like being ignored right now? looking to my right I see:
"Xiao Yan, what do you like about my son?" Asked my mom to Dugu Yan
"Mom, he is so cute I bet he inherited your beauty and when he grows up I just know he will be like my knight in shining armor." Said my wife trying to flatter her mother in law,
"Oh! your such a sweet thing having a wife as beautiful as you he must be very happy inside him." Seems like mom was easily bought by her child act.
While on the other side:
Dugu Bo:"clear sky douluo hmph! more like bandit douluo don't think you can steal my grand daughter from me."
Tang Hao" heheehhehehe it's your grand daughter who has taken a liking for our Xiao San and yet you try to shamelessly say we are stealing her, sounds like bandit logic to me! Hmph you should be glad your granddaughter is even being accepted by our Xiao San.
While I am just munching on snacks until I couldn't take it anymore and grab Dugu Yan's hand and went out saying we are going to play by the hills. When Dugu Bo who was gonna stop us suddenly fell to the ground. With mom holding a handkerchief by his mouth and dad sweating bullets saying "have fun, remember to return by night."
On top of the hill
Tang San:" wifey why are you here?"
Dugu Yan:" of course to meet mom, why don't you miss me?" Then started looking about to cry.
Tang San:" cough! Cough! of course I miss you, just isn't it too sudden and why didn't you tell me you were coming?"
Dugu Yan:" really!!"looking happy
Dugu Yan:"but I don't miss you, I just wanted to ask about the cultivation techniques you sent us and our future plans, are we still going to meet up at shrek academy?" Acting tsudere.
Tang San:" it doesn't matter if you don't miss me anyway you are mine forever and ever. And yes why you don't wanna go to school with me?"
Dugu Yan :" of course I want to go to school with you which is why I am here, I want to go to the same school as Xiao wu and you beforehand going to shrek academy so that we'll be together."
Tang San :" (shock) wifey your a genius I forgot we still gonna go to school and meet my teacher before going there."
Dugu Yan:" of course I am by the way darling can I have some hidden weapons because I can't train the techniques you sent me without them. Plus I was worried about spreading how to make them if I asked for them to be forged."
Tang San :" oh yes wifey good thing you reminded me, actually why don't we train right now" as I gave her half of my collection into a storage ring which can be hidden as a tattoo.
and so we trained hard until the sunset and returned home while my mom had already made dinner and we both slept in the middle of dad and mom while Dugu bo was still out cold outside JUST how strong was moms sleeping drug 😵.
