15 Meeting Grandpa in law

The next day

Aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!! Myyyyyy eeeyyyyeeeesss is buuurrrnniiinnng" was what I thought when I first woke up.

It was early afternoon when I came to, I was in the arms of my mom, we were by the widow while my FACE is directly facing the SUN!!!! Dammed sun after I'm done with this world the first thing I'm gonna do is destroy youuuuuu.

Maybe because of my constant wailing my mother finally noticed that I was about to go blind from the light and put me in the bed far from the window. Hmmmm? Mommy? What are you doing? Why are you taking of my diaper? Nooo, stoooooop!!!!! My diginity!!!!!!

"hm? It's still clean. Oh I know you must be hungry my little one" said my mom who took away my dignity and exposed jr. Me to the outside world while putting back my diaper and carrying me towards her chest and she took her shirt off and exposed her breast with nipples and set me on one of them to suck. And of course I started suck, I mean what else can I do I'm a hungry newborn baby right now jiiiiiiiii~~~~ plus I don't have teeth yet jiiiiiiiiiii~~~~~ I swear Xiao Hong I will not go after my OWN MOTHER

"HMPH, I didn't say anything yet you already have a guilty conscience, stupid Host!!" said Xiao Hong in a tsundere fashion.

Buuurp whew having a baby body sure is inconvenient I can't speak, walk or do anything plus I still have to drink milk. Though the good part is I can cultivate for longer time by playing asleep and controling my shadow clones throughout the continet. By the way where is my dad?

"da da, dada!" I tried asking mom but I forgot i couldn't even speak.

"hm? Your daddy? Daddy is over here xiao san" as mom picked me up I could see my father hitting with a hammer on the opposite of our house, it seems like mom wasn't by the window earlier for sunlight and to photosynthesis but rather to see her husband, uuuurrrggggh! I hate eating dog food T-T, I miss you Hancock, Xiao wuu.

To distract myself, I tried to see my status because its been a while since I see it, definetely not because of dog food.

Status:

Name: Tang San(Hong Meng)

Age: 0 yrs old

World :Douluo dalu 1

Skill: haki(observation, armor, overlord), shunpo, space control(limited), time control(limited), teleport, creation(limited), soul usage, martial arts, this turtle is the hardest, navy six, soul bond, Hidden weapon mastery, purple demon eyes, blue silver emperor(locked), clear sky hammer (locked)

cultivation technique: unlimited soul cultivation technique

Realm: Half step Illusionary soul

Sp(soul power) :10000

F*** I your father nearly puked out blood seeing my age why is it 0 years old!!!!

"Host because you entered this world with only you soul and body of a newborn naturally before that you can be considered dead your former body is just a bag of meat albeit stronger." said Xiao Hong

Huuuuuu, huuuuuuu breath in, breath out it's okay I may be a baby but I'm still adult inside yup lets think abouy it this way I am the most OP baby ever born, I can fly, I can do candy creation magic and I can kil.. cough defeat anyone below god rank in this continent heck even if a 2nd rank god comes I can still do a tie I'm basically an indestructable baby right now yah. So here's the plan before Hancock and Xiao Wu masters the Mysterious Heavenly technique which will probably take until god rank first I ask dad for blacksmith technique so that it won't be awkward when I create my own weapons and then create energy slowly to nourish this baby body and by the time of awakening I can have full innate spiritual powers yup perfect.

2 years passed.....

While dad was hammering away, mom working on the garden I was by the hill making it look like I was practicing until I felt a huge amount of spiritual power coming towards the village surely dad and mom felt it too so I ran towards the village to see what's going on. In the middle of the square there was a green haired young looking man with a little girl on his shoulder standing.

"xiao yan what's so fun going around here anyway?" said the green haired man

"grandpa, I want to see if I can find my prince charming here, I read in a book the story of a civilian young man meeting with a woman of high status in a poor village then they go through many things because of bad guys who wants the woman but you know the man worked hard and became very strong and then he married her." the little girl said while looking around then she turnes her eyes towards me and we had eye contact, sparks flew and birds sang and she screamed" aaaaahhhh your so handsome la, I want you to be my husband. " which made my eyebrows twitch because while she was talking she was sending messages like" I missed you darling"and"did you get a new girl when Xiao Wu and I were gone? " I knew this little girl cause she is my wife Boa Hancock and right now she is Dugu Yan so the green guy must be Dugu Bo and he is freaking staring at me with blood lust.