1 The Beginning: New Era!!!

[[Beep Beep Wake up master Beep Beep]] an odd looking alarm clock said.

"Mmm 5 more minutes," he said in a hushed tone.

[[Master, you always say "five Minutes" but how many times do you actually do so?]] The alarm clock said in a digitalized tone with a hint of contempt for her masters' laziness.

"Hmm let me ponder this earth-shattering question...in 5 minutes," he said while quickly falling asleep once more.

[[ahh maser on any other day I would allow this but it's your awakening day and the line will be long]] said the clock in a pleading voice.

"Then long it shall be," he said while turning towards the other side of the bed.

[[Ahh you forced me master, so you can't blame ok?]] The clock said while producing the sound of taking a deep breath.

[[WAKE THE F**K UP!!! SOMEONE IS STEALING FROM THE FRIDGE!!]]

"Huh?"

-One second later-

"WHO DARES TO STEAL FROM ME!!!" he leaped out of bed and ran through books and computer parts and nearly tripping over his own foot.

As he was living in was a small one bedroom apartment it didn't take long for him to reach the kitchen only to see it perfectly fine. He dashed over and opened the fridge only to see milk, a few cans of soda and a box of take-out.

"Phew, it seems they didn't take anyth-" his face went blank for a moment.

"F**k I was tricked!" he cursed and looked towards the TV in his living room.

"Dammit, Alexa did you have to trick me it was only 5 minutes," he said depressingly after realizing he couldn't sleep anymore.

[[Oh so you would get up for food, but not for the most momentous day of your life?]] she said sarcastically.

"Ah my dear Alexa that's where you got it wrong, Food is the Gods most exceptional gift to humanity, without it, let alone awakening I wouldn't even survive after being born! Ah Ah Ah there is so much you need to learn, as an Advanced Artificial Intelligence, Shouldn't you be more informed and aware of such things?" he said'righteously.'

[[...]]

"Nothing to say? Fear not I shall divert you from the path of wickedness and onto the path of.." he stood on a chair and took a deep breath.

"FOOD!!" he said with glorious pride.

[[...It's 8:30 AM]]

"Indeed it is time to eat foo- Wait repeat that again?" he said not knowing if he heard correctly.

[[ITS 8:30AM and you haven't even showered yet!!]] She turned up her volume and shouted.

"What?! Alexa, you should've woken me up sooner! Don't you know what today is? Its my sixteenth birthday!! My Awakening!! You need to stop reading Webnovels till 3 AM with me, because you're starting to slackoff," He said all this while putting on his clothes brushed his teeth, and applying deodorant.

[[...]]

"AH where's my hat, ah there it is, Damn my hair is all the way to my back I need to cut it soon, now where is my face mask, ah there it is, the gods are truly helping me in my lows of life"

[[...this is Canada why would you need a face mask?]]she hesitated a little, but still asked.

"Hehe now that you asked I have no choice but to tell you, it's purely because im so handsome!! All those 16yr girls would throw themselves on me if they saw my face!!" he said in a complaining voice, but his face said otherwise.

[[Just...Go.]]

"Alright see ya later alligator," he said as he was closing the front door.

-outside of the apartment, on the sidewalk-

"Like hell, I would tell her I'm hiding from Truck-kun!!" He was utterly terrified of dying on his first day on his journey to immortality.

"Hmm, maybe I would be reborn with a system like in those cool novels and not like origin power in this one" he sighed.

"Ungrateful," said AMExplicitNovels.

"Huh, who said that?! Hmm, no one's here so guess it was my imagination," he sighed but inwardly swore never to curse at the author again.

VROOM!!

"Ah? Wait for me bus driver!"

"I know you can see me!!"

"Eh? Why did you flick me off for?"

"Please…"

"F**k your sister now I gotta run!!" he shouted while starting his sprint.

-Inside the bus, in the driver's seat-

"Ah sorry kid, Mr. Author doesn't receive criticism well"

-At the Origin Association Branch in Toronto, ON-

"Attention!! This is the new chief of this Branch after old Mack's retirement everyone please give a warm welcome to Ms. Kennedy!"A man with average features and a brown suit introduced a woman about the age of 25, red hair, celebrity like facial features, D-cups, and a professional suit to wrap around tight on her beautiful figure.

"Ahem...I will be your new Chief, and I hope we can work well together" She said with a modest bow.

Over inside the room was about 5 rows of 20 computers and 100 people to accommodate those computers.

"Please take care of us," They all said in unison.

"Ahem… ok people today is the awakening ceremony, so we have to make sure nothing goes wrong, So make last minute checks" Ms. Kennedy said in a stern voice.

"Yes, ma'am!" They once again said in unison and took their seats to do last minute checks.

-Down Town Toronto at the AC building-

"Why the F**k was it so far, what time is it anyways...S**t 9:05" He walked inside towards the front desks receptionist.

"Um excuse me Ms.Pretty but can you point out where the ceremony takes place?" He asked the receptionist that looks to be about in her early 30s with average features.

"Mmm a mouth you have on there kid, you're late but since you asked so politely I'll allow you to pass, here is your number, go straight that way, it's the slide doors on the right just take a seat and wait in the queue." Said the receptionist whos now in a generous mood after getting complimented.

"Thanks, Ms.Pretty!" He said smilingly.'How was that a compliment? Your name tag was Ms.Petty! I'm not trying to get kicked out!'He cursed Inwardly.

He walked through the automatic doors and saw a gray room the size of a football field with rows of people in chairs waiting just like him on the exact opposite of him was another door with the words 'ceremony rooms' and to the direction that the chairs are facing there is a 50" TV with the number'0000025' on it.

"Ah right! what's my number ah 25! What luc-wait '0010025' holy s*it 10,025!!" he swore aloud not caring for his surroundings.

'Dammit, your sister is 10,025! I'm gonna be here all day!!'

-One minute Later-

He walked all the way towards the back of the room trying to secure a seat among the rows of people. At the back of the room, at the very last row, was half a seat, yes, no mistake made, only half, the other half was for a fat teen taking 1½ seats for himself.

'This damn fatty should've got two tickets if he wanted two seats!!' he thought to himself. He reluctantly sat down next to him, breathing in his horrendous smell of sweat and spicy ramen noodles.

"Move! Do you have any respect? You clearly see me sitting here yet you rudely sit on my chair, and bringing a nauseating stench of..huff...Cologne, all you skinny bumkins are the same no discipline at home so you act like this here," said the fatty who was out of breath mid-sentence.