1 Universe of sexy bitches and Grimm

(Pov-Weeb)

"Where am I?"

"Your in the limbo as a weeb you know where this is going state your 3 wishes." The being who I assume god says.

"Bitchin...alright wish 1 I want immense energy reserves basically 10 tails amount of what ever energy is used in that universe." I excitingly say.

"Done." His voice boomed

"Wish 2 I want extreme comprehension." I don't have to think much about this one it's op but not OP.

"Easy."

"Wish 3 I want to keep my memories."

"Hahaha that's good not many people remember that." He laughs

"So what killed me anyway." I asked curiously.

"Your cat slept on your face and you suffocated." God says stoically.

A light flashed showing an open portal after stepping through it the weeb was gone.

-Some hospital in Remnant- (POV-3rd Person)

"Push baby." A middle aged man yells.

"Arghhhhhhhh." Groaning the woman gives one final push.

" Congratulations It's a boy." The nurse hands the baby to the man.

"What should we name him?" The man stares into his child's eyes.

"Ampharos." She says lovingly.

[17 years later] (If your worried about childhood there will be flash backs)

A teen boy was currently walking towards a shop in vale. This teen was 6'0 with a lean build he is also our mc Ampharos. He had white curly hair with two goat horns protruding out of the top, his face was porcelain white with eyes that were golden with black horizontal pupils.

His arms and neck are completely covered in extremely soft white wool. He is wearing a black joggers with white socks and black slides along with a black and white sleeveless hoodie.

"These piercings look pretty good." He admires his gold dangling pen earrings.

Looking towards the dust shop where the story begins he starts thinking to himself.

'Should I stay out of the way and let Ruby handle it or should I wait till Glynda shows up... Oh I coul-' He was broken out of my thoughts by the sound of glass breaking.

Sighing he strolls over to the front just in time to see Roman climbing the ladder with Ruby taking off after him.

"Man do they have to go so fast." Ampharos sighs again. "Wool cloud." Ampharos steps on the small could of wool that appears and heads above the battle.

Ampharos watches as the events play out just like they did in the show waiting to make his grand entrance.

After watching Gylnda and the "mysterious" woman sends attacks at each other he decides to enter the fray.

Cinder waves her hand shooting multiple fire balls at the roof just as Glynda attempts to counter a wall of wool forms in front of her and ruby block the attack.

"Hello ladies room for one more?" Ampharos asks. Cinder narrows her eyes and shoots more fireballs towards the group. Immediately the wool wall turns into a four bladed propeller and starts spinning rapidly.

Wind starts blowing profusely pushing the fireballs back at the bullhead along with making them larger. As Cinder destroys most of them but the bullhead still gets hit but not enough to stop their escape as Roman pulls away.

Watching the ship leave Glynda turns towards the two teens. Ruby turns towards Glynda with a begging face "Your a huntress...Can I have your autograph?"

"You two are coming with me." Glynda demands not even bothering to acknowledge Ruby's question.

-Dark room-

"I hope that you two realize that your actions tonight will not be taken lightly.You both put yourselves and others in great danger." Glynda paces back and forth.

"They started it!" Ruby says

"She's right you know." Ampharos hums while leaning back in his chair.

"You mister put even more people at risk then her what were you thinking adding wind to fire." Glynda growls

"It was an in the moment decision beside I couldn't let two fine pairs of legs get roasted now could I?"

Both ladies blush Ruby much more than Glynda. "You should speak to adults with more respect, if it were up to me you'd be sent home with a pat on the back..." Ruby smiles "and a slap on the wrist." She says smacking her riding crop on the table.

"But someone wants to see the both of you." Glynda finishes off shaking her head moving out of the way of a Ozpin whose holding a plate of cookies and a mug.

"Ruby Rose....you have silver eyes." Ozpin states. Ruby awkwardly looks to the right then back to Ozpin. " Um..uh."

"So where did you learn how to do this." Ozpin motions towards the video of Ruby taking down some men on Glynda's scroll.

"Signal academy." Ruby states but not without stuttering.

"They taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?" Ozpin questions.

"Well one teacher in particular." Ruby says. "I see....". Ozpin nods putting the cookies down Ruby looks towards Ozpin taking a bite before shoving the rest down her mouth.

"It's just that I've only seen one other scythe wielder of that skill before. A dusty, old crow."

"Oh! That's my uncle!" Ruby mumbles before swallows embarrassingly "Sorry. That's my Uncle Qrow! He's a teacher at Signal. I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing. And now, I'm all like— Hooowaaah! Witchaaaa!" Ruby says excitingly while doing poses.

As the two carry on their conversation Ampharos chews on the plate where the cookies were. 'Why am I even here I mean not to be childish or anything but I literally saved them and he's paying attention to only her.'

"Would you like to come to my school." Ozpin asks "More than anything." Ruby says.

CRRACCK!

The two look over to see Ampharos taking a chunk out of the plate and eating it. "Oh no don't mind me please do go on." Ampharos says with his left eye twitching.

"I apologize I almost forgot you were here Mr. Ampharos it says here your a half goat half sheep faunus interesting I'm guessing this relates to the wool you used to help Glynda. So would you like to come to my school as well." Ozpin asks once more.

"What no conversation for me sure whatever." Ampharos rolls his eyes before staring at Glynda's cleavage.

"Great I'll handle everything else you two should go rest Glynda will show you the way out."