5 Chapter 5: Hunters

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Unus Annus

UNUS ANNUS!

Francis: Are you sure this is the place?

???: Yes. I located the next HQ here since it's less noticable.

Francis: Alright everyone, let's bring them in. We need it for our paradise.

Anime Cartel members: Yes boss! (stows away captured Meggy & Axol for their plan)

Francis: (grabs the Inkweaver) Glad i got this again. I'd say, this is a lovely place here.

???: Yes, it sure is.

(Little did they know, that under the island is a three column temple with 2 alit with flame. The 3rd one's yet to burn.)

Zel: Ok Lo, you ready for this?

Lo: Not really.

Zel: It'll be fine. (Pecks on his cheek)

Lo: Hi guys, what's going on?

Saiko: Hmm... who sould sub for Meggy tho?

Lo: Yo guys, I realised that there are 4 peeps per team. (Notices everyone staring at him) What?

Bob: Yo dude. This book can get me arrested lol.

(He later got involved in the massive fight against the OctoPosee and ended up 60% behind)

Boop: Guys, we can't find Meggy!

Lo: Really? Lets check her apartment. I think she might be wrestling against her sleeping bag again.

SMG4: Yea. I think you'd be right.

Desti: I be joining you scrubs, you know.

(Eventually, the investigation slowly escalated to a civil war. The sides being to defend or blame Axol for the kidnappings. Lo & Zel didn't participate since it's a stupiid fight. This ensues until...)

Zel: Ain't you all find meggy & continue this inkfest?

Luigi: She's right guys! Fighting is getting us nowhere!

Desti: If you want to ignore the clues, then go ahead. I got a rival to save.

Tari: Sorry guys, but you had to admit, the clues really point to Axol.

Lo: I don't know. I think something more sinister be responsible.

SMG4: Oh. So you're siding with now?!

Lo: Absolutely. He didn't have a motive to did this!

Saiko: Meggy's out there somewhere, & we're gonna go find her.

Zel: So what first?

Boopkins: Mind we check the A.S.S.? It won't be long.

Lo: Let's head there.

~Former A.S.S. Headquarters~

Boopkins: Are'nt you coming guys?

Zel: You guys go ahead. We had something first.

Bob: Oh well. See you then, my homies. ( the gang drives off)

(The two then head inside of the building & immediately near the main control hub)

Lo: Yo Luigi, what's up?

Luigi: Hey Lo, we had beaten the flying ink demon & received a map to somewhere called Anime Island.

Zel: Were you gonna expect a lot of security there?

Mario: Mario thinks they're heavy af.

Luigi: MARIO! GIMME BACK MY PHONE!

Lo: No worries. We had an idea to bring some heavy artillery.

Tari: I believe in you. Be at the harbour 4pm sharp. See ya. *hangs up*

Lo: Now, how do we wrangle the soldiers?

Zel: I can route them to the boat where we sail to.

Lo: You can do that?!

Zel: I do a flawless Peach impression. Watch. (In Peach's voice) Attention all members of the A.S.S. , please head to the undisclosed big boat at the harbour for one final meeting. Stay safe.

Soldier: MAM, YES MAM!

Zel: There.

~Harbor~

Swag: *bashes one of the A.S.S. guards* Boom! We got a boat, baby!

Mario: My man!

Tari: Hello Lo.

Lo: Hi Tari. We camadiered the boat for some extra support.

Soldier 1: I thought we're gonna have an after-warm party?!

Zel: Not now, Peach has appointed me as second in command. Go back to you post!

Soldier: MAM, YES MAM!

Lo: Now. Shall we save Meggy?

All: YEAH!

Mario: Lo, what boat is this?

Lo: Oh, it's a Freddy's Pizzeria Ship. The soldiers saw & took it without any question.

Purple Guy: (comes by) Are you sure you're using this? This is a lot for a simple meeting.

Zel: Boy, you're telling me. You & your animatronic crew will be covering lunch & defense support.

Purple Guy: Yes, mam.

(As the team heads to the docks, Purple Guy gets puzzled by the events) Wait, whut?

~June 6, Anime Island~

Anime WeeBoo: Enemy's sighted. Shall we advance?

Francis: Yes, but wait until the door's open. Then we strike.

WeeBoo: Yes, boss.

(As the WeeBoo left, Francis then calls his anonymous friend)

Francis: It all goes to plan. You sure about this?

???: Yep, when all that's over, then you'll reap your reward.

Zel: You know, my great grandpa used to be fighting the Vietnam War.

Lo: You mean the one with a sweet ukelele?

Zel: Yep. If he'd be here, he like to see you perform back at Splatfest.

SMG4: Tough luck. The organizers cancelled it due to a "lack of competitors present".

Tari: Oh no, does that mean...

SMG4: Wait. There's no winner discussed, so that be a shame.

Lo: Go figure.

(The doors then open as all of A.S.S. rages through the shoreline. It be long before they found Meggy & finished a false Sephiroth)

Desti: Pfft, that was too ea- (gets stabbed)

(Suddenly, Francis grabs another spawned Sephiroth's musamane & heads to Lo, then he chops his left arm clean off & turns around to make a stab to his heart)

Lo: *sputters* Why?!

Francis(Thanos): I am.... Inevitable. (yeets Lo to near Desti) (to everyone) You bakas! Did you forget about me & my pen?! (Demonic laughter)

Desti: (to Meggy) You better win Splatfest for me, ok? (Dies)

Lo: (to everyone)It's ok. Everything's gonna be... (actually, it ain't, because he died right next to Desti as everyone is shocked)

Meggy & Zel: (both are very shocked to see their friends die in front of them) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

End of Ch.5