1 Chapter 1: Kickstart

~December 07, Westfield Mall~

(Swarms of fans are lined up at the entrance. There's one thing that made them collide, & it's SUPER SMASH EACH OTHER IN THE ASS BROS. Among them is a blond figure that waited hours.)

???: I had waited the entire half year for this! At least i still got the change my grandpa gave me.

(Suddenly, a small meteor catches the sights of the crowd. Everyone's amazed that it arrived so early, then it crashed on the mall window. A few people are shocked, but then...)

Policeman: Everyone, stand back. By recent events, this mall had to-

???: THEY'RE TAKING ALL OF THE COPIES TO THEMSELVES! GET THEM!

(As the crowd tries to breach in, another blond figure has risen from the meteor. He first feels perplexed on what happened, but the doors broke through. While running for his life, he gathers a hoodie, some jeans & undies, & even sandals. He later hides to a nearby game store where he finds Shroomy, the mall clerk)

Shroomy: Well howdy doo, good sir. How may I help ya?

???: What in the hell is going on here?!

Shroomy: Why today is the release of this year's most anticipated game, Super Smash Each in the Ass Brothers Ultimate. Would you had a chance to purchase it?

???: But I don't have any money. (That's when a mob at the entrance bursted off by a certain squad on a shopping cart, a wallet flew straight into his hand) Oh.

Shroomy: Well you're in luck, because this is the only package. Mind I ask who your name is?

???: My name- (By then, he squanders trying to find a name when he looks at a poster encouraging lower prices on consoles.) is Lo.

(Then, he leaves the shop with the game & console as Mario, Tari, & SMG4 notice the empty stocks.)

Bowser Jr: HEY! He's got the package! GET THEM!

(Lo then proceeds to the run of his started life against the Koopalings. Dodging constant items throughout the way, he ultimately jumps onto the second floor & into a nearby banner to swing it. As he is heading to the mall front window, he took a glimpse of a girl with a blond curly top.)

???: Finally. I got it. (suddenly notices Lo swinging to his escape & out of the mall) I'm not sure what he's doing, but I think he's hot.

(Landed on hard concrete, Lo notices onto what he got himself into. Without hesitation, he heads out of the mall & into the city, not knowing about the story he had.)

(After a few minutes of running, Lo then hides to a nearby alleyway, catching his breath.)

Lo: *panting* That was close. Where am i?

~Mushroom Kingdom~

Lo: (notices the horrible singing) Ugh. Where did that come from? (He then sees Bob on TV, rapping for self glory) I'm not sure who he is, but that's no taste in talent here. (Then hears some anime sounds & sophistication)

What now? (He then stumbles to the Anime Cartel HQ, where Lemmy & Francis are raving on new anime) uhhh.... no. (suddenly knocks over an anime shelf, which startles the duo)

Francis & Lemmy: GETTHE F**K OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!

(Startled, Lo leaves the HQ until he's far enough. He proceeds to find a decent electrical port, until he finally finds one, which is near Peach's Castle.)

Lo: Well, it's better than never. (Proceeds plugging his charger)

(Suddenly, it's night-time & he has decided to take camp )

~the next day~

Lo: (playing online for the first time) Who knew this game can be so fun?!

(While surfing on a worthy opponent, a new player challenges him named LuckyHeartBreak. Seeing as she'd be a worthy foe, he accepts the challenge. A new friendship is created as Lo makes constant online fights with his newdistant friend. Overtime, he is spending his days listening to better music than Bob's songs [whom he calls "unappreciated talent"], eats some leftover spaghetti, & peeps onto SMG4's constant visits on r/smg4)

SMG4: (notices Lo peeping) WTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!!! (Rustles bazooka)

Lo: Eep! (Leaps away from view)

~Christmas Eve, Peach's Moat~

(Lo was busy taking a swim bath, when he noticed someone from afar. He went closer until he noticed a familiar face)

Mario: Lalala hmmhmm. That makes me so happy. (suddenly noticed Lo's close by) Oh hello, are you here for a bath?

Lo: Sure do. Wait a minute, i know you. You're Mario from that new game!

Mario: Well, i'm sure am famous. Now who are you?

Lo: I am Lo, & i just first saw you during that so-called "Game Rush Incident"

Mario: Hold it. You're the one who went naked in the mall. How's it going?

Lo: Oh nothing much. After i got out of the mall, i stayed near this place.

Mario: That explains why my spare spaghetti's gone.

Lo: Sorry about that. Also, is it ok to swim on these-

Peach: WHO'S PISSING ON MY BEAUTIFUL CASTLE?!!!

Mario: SWIM, BITCH! SWIIIIIIIIMMMM!

(The two then swam out of the moat & wore their clothes)

Lo: Oh, that explains it. Also, what time is it?

Mario: Almost 6pm. You're gonna head to the mall?

Lo: Yep. See you then, bro.

(Mario the fistbumps Lo as he heads off to the mall. By then, he feels it's a start of a glorious friendship.)

Mario: i like this dude. He smells like trash heap.

(In the mall, Lo [OuterKirb2018] is messaging to his longtime friend)

OuterKirb2018: Merry Christmas, mate!

LuckyHeartBreak: U too. You know, I wonder if...

OuterKirb2018: Yeah...

LuckyHeartBreak: Do you think we might meet each other irl?

OuterKirb2018: Eh?

LuckyHeartBreak: I meant in real-

(That is when Lo bumps into someone & fell)

???: Hey. (Lends out her hand) Are you alright?

(He proceeds to take her hand & pulled up when he noticed something. It's the same girl that he saw during the raid. The unknown girl feels delighted, as it's the same guy she saw at the entrance.)

Lo: Thanks. I needed it.

???: Wait, (notices the chatroom) are you OuterKirb2018?

Lo: Indeed, I am. Aren't you LuckyHeartBreak?

LuckyHeartBreak: I am. Looks like we had met irl. Have you eaten yet?

~SUBWAY, Near Christmas~

Lo: & that's my first day experience in this city.

LHB: *laughs* I don't know anyone else who goes to that same story.

Lo: Heh. Feel that. (Hears Bob's casual rapping from nearby) *groans* he's awfullllll

LHB: You hear that. I'd be a no brainer to rather hear that.

(both chuckled)

Lo: It's so glad we meet here. I'm Lo

LuckyHeartBreak: I'm Zel btdubs.

(As then, Lo & Zel are talking non-stop as the horrible singing almost came to an end)

Zel: Wait, do you hear that?

Lo: Is that the sweet sound of that runt not singing? Yes. I heard it.

(That is when Bob tells his fans he is retiring his rap business for his friends, as much to the two's delight)

Lo: WHEW! I'M GLAD I AIN'T GONNA HEAR HIS CRINGEY SINGING ANYMORE!

Zel: Same too. So... Do you have a home?

Lo: No. I resided at the side of the castle. It feels lonely tho.

Zel: You sad thing. Say, do you wanna bunk in my house. I had a spare bed.

Lo: Heck yeah I'm in! Also, do you think something's weird on those tuna subs?

Zel: Dunno.

~later, Zel's Apartment~

King Pipe: hey Zel, Merry Christmas.

Zel: merry Christmas to you too.

Lo: Woah. Who's that?

Zel: Lo, that's King Pipe. He's the landlord of this apartment.

KP: Wait, is that your cousin, or boyfriend?

Zel: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

Lo: What's that?

Zel: Don't worry about it. Come on. (leads him to her room)

Zel: Welcome to your new home.

Lo: Wowwwww. (Takes a look at her apartment, which looks messier in comparison)This feels homely.

Zel: Yeah, i recently came here & don't worry about the rent. My grandparents can cover that for us.

Lo: (Notices a present at the table) Is this yours?

Zel: No. It for my other roommate, but he left without saying goodbye. Say... that could be yours.

Lo:What are you saying? (he said as he's ripping through the present) Huh? Wowww. That's a -

(holds a photo frame) nice present.

Zel: Thanks. I made it myself. So, do you wanna take a picture of it.

Lo:Yeah. I'll give it a shot.

Zel: Now say Cheeeeeeese

Both: Cheeeeeeeeeseee.

*click*

(From this point onwards, Lo's friendship with Zel has blossomed & yet, it's just the first month!)

~December 31~

Zel: Are you sure this will work?!

Lo: Yeah. This will definitely give them a blast. (He's attached onto a big rocket so he can photobomb the others on the new year) Ready.

Zel: Now Contact in 3, 2, 1,

CONTACT!

(Lo then blasts off to the night sky)

Lo: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!!! *boom*

Mario (on the distance): (sees Lo) Well wouldn't you look at that.

Smg4: Say WHUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Meggy: HAPPY NEW YE- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Lo: *distant screaming* *lands on a nearby car* I'm OK!

Zel:*snickers*

Wario: MY CARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[Suddenly, her digital clock suddenly sputters & glitches where it depicts a countdown to something big]

364:23:59:59

UNUS ANNUS

UNUS ANNUS!

End of Ch. 1

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