29 Chapter 29: Headache!

The next morning, Will was woken up when Dacey started grinding on top of him. He could feel a part of him wake up long before his mind knew what was happening, and he could only sigh when he felt what was happening.

Dacey had been the first woman he had been with in this world, and he honestly wasn't sure what he was going to do now.

He sure as hell didn't love her, and he wasn't about to hang up all of his plans to dote on her like some whipped pup, but he also wasn't about to tell her to stop what she was doing.

Whatever would happen between them could wait for a bit longer, for now he figured he would enjoy his morning before bringing up anything that might ruin this.

A little over an hour and 20 minutes later, Will and Dacey were both breathing heavily as they laid next to each other. It was only when Will got his breathing under control, did he roll over to stare at her.

Unlike all of their other encounters with each other, Dacey was now smiling happily towards him, like she was on cloud 9.

"I'm leaving tomorrow morning.... You're not coming with me." Will said, causing her smile to disappear and a frown to take its place.

"But I thought-'' Dacey said, stopping mid speech as she thought over everything that happened last night.

She had been the instigator both times, and not once had Will said anything else. Of course even if he had wanted to, his tongue was a little occupied somewhere else.

"When will you be back?" Dacey asked, surprising Will a little. He thought she would say something else or even freak out and try to kill him at least, but to calmly ask a question.... nope.

"Hopefully soon. Less than a month, but a few weeks if everything goes well." Will answered, getting a nod from her. "And... What about us? What are we?" She asked, for the first time sounding a little scared since he had met her.

Letting out a sigh, Will answered, "I don't know. Acquaintances who sleep together...?" Will said, hoping to lighten the mood between them, but Dacey didn't get sad or angry, just quiet.

"Look... I don't know you that well, and you don't know me. We literally just met a few days ago. We can't even be called friends!" Will said, pausing for a moment before adding, "But I know this was fun... and I don't want it to stop."

That last part seemed to perk her up a bit, and Will felt he was somewhat on the right track. He honestly wasn't sure what the protocol was for friends with benefits in a medieval world, but he hoped he was on the right track.

"Why don't we just continue on as we always have been? You can stick around and learn about what it means to be a lord, or Lady I guess. Talk to the people and see what they need, and what people in general require. I'll even lend you two books I found that give a few good insights into ruling properly. Then when I get back, I'll give you my input on it, then we can probably do this again." Will said, getting a soft laugh from Dacey, who agreed to those terms.

At first, Will was terrified that he had made her fall for him, but as it turns out, she was just in it for the ride, which did make a bit of sense now that he thought about it.

She sure as hell wasn't a virgin, so obviously she was having sex before she met him, which was a huge fucking relief.

Will was honestly a bit worried that Maege was going to hunt him down and kill him for having gotten together with her daughter when they weren't married, but Dacey assured him that it really wasn't a problem given how her mother had four daughters and wasn't married.

After that, both of them got dressed, then went out into the town to get some breakfast. When they had walked into the Tavern, Jade had smiled knowingly at Will, even saying a few not so subtle comments about that sort of thing.

Will had brushed it off with a smile, whereas Dacey seemed somewhat embarrassed. It seemed like she just didn't like everyone knowing about her intimate lifestyle, which was just fine with Will.

Honestly he didn't care one way or the other, but he could respect her wishes. It was no one else's business who someone else got with, and that should be that.

After breakfast, or breaking their fast as people around Will seemed to call it, Will went about his day, doing his usual thing, while Dacey stalked him from a distance, though both seemed a bit more lively than they had been the last few days.

The day seemed to pass in a blink, and Will found his bed occupied once more, though he was more than okay with the change.

He and Dacey had fooled around all through the night and most of the morning as well. Will was glad that he could run the whole ship from the ship's wheel, because he felt like he was dead on his feet. Dacey was apparently building up for the time he was going to be gone, and wreaked him.

Will wanted to just postpone his trip for another day, but he wasn't sure tonight would be any better for him, given how fuck-mad Dacey seemed to be.

Will arrived at the harbor, leading Trojan behind him, looking nothing like the indomitable being he had built himself up to be.

Dacey, Jade, Abigale, Margrette (Jade's other daughter), Jenkins, and a few other people had come to see Will off, which he was somewhat happy about. It at least gave him the impression that they would miss him at least a little bit.

"Alright, I'm off. Jenkins is in charge while I'm gone." Will said tiredly once Trojan had been put on board.

Jenkins was akin to the second in command when Will wasn't around, and Will was debating on making that an official title with a job and everything!

He couldn't deal with everyone in a day, so he had to give some of the workload to Jenkins, who seemed more than eager to help with the running of Asteria.

Hearing that he was going to be in charge while his Lord was gone, Jenkins seemed to puff out his chest a bit, and take on a determined expression.

Will had saved them all from a life of strife and suffering, gave them new homes, and was even footing lots of the city's expenses out of his own pockets, so it was understandable how he gathered the devotion of his people. It was still weird having the much older man look at him like he was the older of the two, but whatever.

After giving everyone a wave and a good-bye, Will boarded the ship before pushing off with water magic. He wasn't in too much of a hurry at the moment, so the sails were still furled, but that had more to do with how tired he was than actually wanting to take his time getting to Dorne.

Will sailed rather slowly compared to the speed he usually travelled, and that speed became almost nothing when he fell asleep, too tired to even use magic to nudge the ship in the right direction.

When he finally woke up, the sky was dark and he wasn't quite sure where he was, or even which way was north or south. Grumbling to himself, Will walked to the edge of the ship before jumping into the water.

There was no splash or noise as he stood atop the water, looking bored as he knelt down. With his hand in the water, Will closed his eyes before sending a strong pulse of magic in the direction the ship was currently sailing.

Unlike his magic sense, this magic didn't show him everything around him, it just showed everything in one direction, allowing for further range.

Despite his great range, Will saw nothing in front of the ship. There was no success on the next try either, but the third gave him a glimpse of land, which prompted him to quickly change the ship's course.

If it was the mainland, and Will was pretty sure it was, then he had been drifting further southwest. Thankfully the sails have been furled, otherwise who knows how far away he would be.

When he finally got to the mainland, Will could more or less tell which way was north or south, and adjusted his course a bit, only this time he had the sails unfurled, blasting them with wind magic, while water magic pushed him along.

Once he was sure that he was back on his proper course, Will grabbed some food and water, and devoured it like a ravenous beast.

He had lost a full day's sailing, and was starving, all because he couldn't resist the urge to get with a crazy lady who had tried to attack him, much to his chagrin. He didn't regret it in the slightest.

Dacey was almost as crazy as they came, but there was something to be said about crazy people. They were amazing in bed, and Dacey did not fail to disappoint.

He still hadn't gotten his massage though, but he figured he would be able to find someone else who was more suited to the task later.

When the sun rose a few hours later, Will was happy to see that he was in fact on the right course. He was relatively sure before, but now he is quite certain.

The all too familiar abandoned fishing village was proof enough. Despite having fallen asleep, he was still making a pretty damn good time by this world's standards.

After all, no normal ship could have sailed that distance in so short of time, which led Will to believe that he had been using magic for a bit longer than he thought before falling asleep.

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After that first night, it had taken Will a little over a week to get to Dorne, although he would have been here sooner if he hadn't stopped by the Iron Islands.

He had originally intended to sail right on by them, but a massive ship with a single mast, black sails, and dark red hull caught his eye.

Its decks were painted red, and on the prow was a mouthless maiden of black iron with long legs, slender waist, high breasts and mother-of-pearl eyes.

Will had never seen the ship before, but it was bigger than any ship he had stored away, and it was kind of cool. Deciding that he had to have the ship, Will had changed course towards it.

However it seemed that the locals/ owner of the ship didn't take too well to Will trying to take their ship, and before long, a small army of men were running about to try and kill him.

There was one man in particular who stood out, a pale and handsome man with black hair and a dark beard, with a patch over his left eye who was barking out orders. Will had no idea who he was, but the guy kind of creeped him out.

Not one to ignore his instincts, Will killed the man without a second thought, ripping him into little tiny bits with strings of water. It was only after the man was dead that someone had shouted out his name, which puzzled Will.

'Euron Greyjoy didn't look even close to his tv show character!' Will thought, wondering what Euron had done to give him the hebejebes.

Knowing he had already changed the story completely from what he remembered, Will simply brushed off Killing Euron before he stole the ship, and the 4 other ships surrounding it.

The IronBorn could all get fucked for all Will cared, and he spent the day running around the Iron Islands and stealing what little ships they had.

It was only when he couldn't find any more ships or anything else of value that he continued on his way, a bit happier than before with 36 new ships to add to his ever growing collection.

Euron Greyjoy was in his book of people to kill, if only to make sure that he didn't ally himself with Cersei, and now he could cross it off his list.

There were of course certain events that needed Euron to transpire in the show in order to happen, but Will simply crossed out those events.

If they did or didn't happen now, only time would tell, but he didn't really care too much about it. With his magic, it wouldn't be a problem to erase those things even if they did happen.

Sailing along the coast of Dorne, Will was quite excited. It had been almost 2 years since he last saw Elia, and he was looking forward to seeing her again. When Sunspear finally came into view, Will had to pause to take in the sight.

The place was just like he remembered, and a wave of nostalgia hit him as he looked upon the sandy beaches. Why it wasn't lined with people swimming was beyond him, but he guessed not everyone could waste their days away swimming.

He continued on, going straight towards the Watergardens, a little let down when there was no one to greet him, but he wasn't too surprised. No one knew he was coming, so why would there be a welcoming party waiting for him?

Still though, there weren't even any servants or guards that were around, which might have been cause for concern, except the last time he was here, Doran and Oberyn had taken most everyone back to the city, keeping this place almost empty so Rhaenys, Aegon and Daenerys could talk freely here without worry about eavesdroppers.

Will brought Trojan off the ship, then stored it away before walking inside the place. After putting Trojan in the stables, Will moved about the halls, still not finding anyone.

It wasn't until he was getting close to the pools which gave the place it's names that he began to hear noises. Using magic sense, Will could see a number of people splashing about, while others were watching on from the side.

Instantly he recognized Elia's form sitting on a long padded chair, looking out over the pool where Rhaenys, Daenerys, Aegon, and a few other girls and a boy were splashing about.

Oberyn of course wasn't too far away from her, with Ellaria at his side, which wasn't all that surprising. Nor was the fact that Drox was rubbing oil onto her back like a dutiful little toy should, causing Will to laugh a little bit at his expense.

Deciding to have a bit of fun, Will gathered a bit of the water, then moved it subtly around the room, trying his best to keep everyone else from noticing.

While the water was slowly moving closer to where Will wanted it, Will was using earth magic to take people's things and move them near some others, making it look as though someone had stolen their things.

Once everything was in place, Will acted, causing a few things to unfold. Across the room, a statue crashed to the ground, gathering everyone's attention.

All activity seemed to stop as everyone stared in the direction of the noise. Oberyn reached for his spear, only to grasp air. Aegon got out of the pool, only to frown when his clothes were no longer where he left them. Looking around, he found them near where one of the girls had been sitting.

"Gods, Nymeria!! Stop taking my stuff!" Aegon said, marching over and grabbing his clothes, much to the confusion of the older woman.

It was true she had found great pleasure in trying to take things from Aegon, but she didn't recall taking his clothes. A few other people also noticed some of their belongings missing, and people were wondering what was going on.

However no one got the chance to figure that out before the water around them seemingly came alive, grabbing up everyone by their feet and raising them high into the air, Elia being the only one remaining where she was, and of course Oberyn's two infant children, who were sitting in a crib-like structure.

"I thought that would have been harder." Will said from a doorway in the opposite direction everyone had been looking.

All eyes went to him, it took a few people a bit longer to figure out who he was from their upside down position, but they should have known it was him based on what was happening. After all, how many water mages were there in Westeros?

Elia knew right away it had been him, she just didn't know where he was until he revealed his position. As soon as she saw him, Elia leapt to her feet and ran to his embrace, almost crying as her slender arms wrapped around him.

"I'm so glad you're safe!" She said, looking up and touching his face to make sure it was truly him.

"I'm glad you're safe as well. I missed you!" Will said, smiling at the woman he had come to think of as his mother, and about the only person in this world that he showed true, genuine affection for.

"She's fine, your fine, you're both fine! Now would you please put me down?!!" Oberyn shouted, not liking being held upside down by a water tentacle.

Turning to look at everyone else hanging in the air, Will shrugged his shoulders with a smirk on his face before he dropped every single one of them into the water, causing quite the shouting match and a good amount of splashing.

"It's good to be back!" Will said, laughing at everyone's expense. Hell, even Elia thought it was amusing as she also joined in laughing.

After a few minutes of sputtering and splashing about, everyone was finally out of the water, all of them staring at Will.

"You've ripened!" Oberyn said, just having to be the first to speak, and of course it was about sex!

"I already want to leave..." Will mumbled, wondering if it would be easier to get rid of the man now over having to deal with all his attempts at getting him into bed.

"Oberyn... I'll say this only once, so listen closely. If you, Ellaria, or your children for that matter, try to get into my bed, I'll cut off your cock with a spoon!" Will said, getting the desired effect of shutting Oberyn up, while at the same time wiping away the hungry look on his face.

It was well known that Will didn't make threats idly, and despite how close he was with Oberyn, no one here believed he wouldn't carry out his threat. That is, unless Elia pleaded in Oberyn's defense, but even then it still wasn't a sure thing.

A few minutes later, Will and everyone else were all gathered around a table, all of them dying to know what Will had been up to.

He recounted his time away, telling about what he had been up to in the North, though he did leave out dealing with the Boltons.

It wasn't because he thought they would disapprove, but because they would most likely be recounting a lot of these stories when they got drunk, and he didn't feel like anyone needed to know this specific secret.

When he told them all about his landbridge he had built, everyone was in awe, and when he talked about the wonderful home he had built for himself, everyone wanted to see it for themselves.

Oberyn, Aegon, and Drox all laughed at the fight between him and The GreatJon Umber, while the women all rolled their eyes at him.

Will talked about all of the people who lived in Asteria, about the laws and such he had created, and everyone was quite impressed.

It wasn't just anyone who could build a city like that in the time frame Will had, not to mention make it better than some cities which had been around for centuries.

Will did mention meeting Ned Stark, though he left out the part about meeting his children, and the discussion he had with him. It was best to keep that between him and Elia for now, and by the way she was looking at him, she was wanting to know all about Jon.

That night, they all celebrated Will's visit with Pizza, something which was becoming a local popularity in Dorne.

As they ate, Will had them recount what had been going on here, and aside from a few political matters, nothing all that exciting happened.

"So how long are you going to be here?" Aegon asked, curious if Will was going to go out on another adventure soon.

"Not long. Was going to stay for maybe a day or two, but I want to get back home as soon as possible, so maybe tomorrow morning." Will said, killing the mood in the room.

"So soon?!" Elia asked, wondering what Will was doing that could be so important. "Well yeah. I only came back here to get you guys. Don't you want to see Asteria?" Will asked, unsure why everyone had suddenly looked as though he had killed their dogs.

His question seemed to perk the mood up again, and now a few of the people looked quite excited. "I want to see it!!" Daenerys shouted, almost jumping up and down in her chair.

"Yes!!" Aegon said, doing a little fist pump at finally getting to go out on another adventure. Rhaenys looked as happy as the other two, but she tried to not act like an excited child, though she wasn't doing a very good job.

"Who exactly are you taking?" Doran asked, curious if it was just going to be the usual bunch, or if Oberyn and Ellaria were going as well.

Will hadn't intended on bringing more than just Elia, Rhaenys, Aegon, and Daenerys, but looking around the room, he could see a few people were looking at him with hopeful eyes.

"Well... Give a show of hands of who would all like to come?" Will asked, wondering which ones actually wanted to leave Dorne.

Surprisingly, everyone but Doran put their hands into the air, almost making Will groan.

Just adding Oberyn, Ellaria, and Drox would already have been asking a bit much, but now it looked like all 8 of Oberyn's daughters as well, though the three youngest didn't really have a say.

The youngest looked barely a month old, and the other two were still toddlers. They wouldn't be away from their mother for any lengthy period of time.

"Are you sure Doran won't need you here, Oberyn?" Will asked, looking towards Doran with a little hope in his eyes.

"Are you joking?! I could do with some peace and quiet! Plus it would ease my troubles knowing my brother was there guarding my dear sister." Doran said, smirking at Will's plight.

"I guess... you could all come for a while." Will said, looking a touch depressed at the thought of all these people coming as well.

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Everyone had gone back to the palace to pack their belongings they would need for the trip, all of them meeting up at the Watergardens later that evening so they could depart first thing in the morning.

While everyone was getting some sleep, Will was sitting in his room with Elia, telling her all about his meeting with Jon and Ned, and how Ned was expecting them sometime soon.

She was quite excited to meet Jon, which was a little weird if Will was being honest. Most women would hate and despise the son of the woman who stole their husband, Catelyn Tully being the perfect example, but Elia wasn't like that.

She truly wanted to meet Jon, and it seemed as though she already cared about the kid, despite never having met him.

The two of them talked about a few other things, then Elia too went to bed. They would be having an early start, and Will didn't want a repeat of what happened when he left Asteria.

Come morning, everyone was wide awake and raring to go!! As Will was loading Trojan, Oberyn asked, "If you were only going to be here for a day, why bring the horse all this way?"

Will frowned at him, then looked back at the giant black monster of a horse. "As if I would trust anyone to take care of him properly!" Will said, prompting a scoff from Drox, who was leaning against the railing.

"More like you didn't trust that horse to not kill anyone trying to take care of it!" Drox said, giving his own reason for Will bringing Trojan along.

There had been a few times when he travelled with Will, where Drox had watched that horse stomp a few Dothraki into the dirt, and from his point of view, Drox could swear that the horse enjoyed violence, which just made him wonder how Will was able to keep it in line.

Then again, Will treated that thing better than he treated most people, himself included, so maybe it wasn't that suspicious why the horse loved him so much. Plus they both craved violence, so it was only natural they would get along.

It wasn't quite wrong per se, but Will preferred his reason. "Shut the fuck up!" Will said, patting the big horse as he led him down into the stalls.

It was about this time when growling could be heard, prompting everyone to look over at the massive cat and wolf circling each other, looking as though they were going to rip each other apart.

"By the Gods! Separate those two!!" Obara, Oberyn's eldest child shouted, stepping between the two large animals and her younger sisters.

The last time these two animals fought, a servant had nearly gotten his arm ripped off trying to break it up, and Aegon and Drox had both been punished severely for letting it happen in the first place.

Aegon whistled, pulling Fang's attention towards him, prompting the large wolf to back away from the shadowcat, but it didn't look like Shade was going to let up.

However before the big cat could pounce, Will walked back out onto the deck of the ship and whistled sharply to get the big cat's attention.

When Shade looked over to Will, it seemed like it shrunk back in on itself, cowering in fear at the sight of him, much How Drox did when Will would 'Request' the two of them 'train' together.

Pointing in front of him, Will waited patiently for the big cat to reluctantly come over, then gave it a scratch behind the ears before walking away.

Everyone else just seemed to stare dumbly at the scene, unsure how Will did that sort of thing. The three birds coming along as well were all much better behaved, and they were all sitting up on the mast as they waited for the ship to begin moving away.

"Are we missing anyone, or anything?!!" Will shouted as he looked around at the people on board. It looked like he had the right number of people, and no one spoke up, so he guessed they were good to go.

"When should I expect them back?" Doran shouted from the docks. "Expect Oberyn and his children back in 6 months. Maybe sooner." Will said, giving the man in question a cruel smile, then added, "As for mother... it depends on what happens, but I'll keep you updated."

Doran nodded in understanding, wishing everyone a fun time. There was no need for wishing safe travels when Will was involved, and Doran and everyone else knew it.

Doran himself wanted to go, but someone needed to stay here and look after Dorne. Maybe in a few years when Arianne or Trystane were older, he could leave ruling to them while he travelled, or maybe he could dump this place on Oberyn for a while and let him go out and see some of the world, but the latter was far less likely to happen.

Oberyn was smart and cunning, there was no doubt about that, but he wasn't meant to rule, and both Doran and Oberyn knew it! If you asked him, Oberyn would be the first to tell you this!

With that said and done, the sails dropped, a wind coming out of nowhere sweeping up the ship. The water below the ship began to push and pull it along, allowing it to speed along like a horse over the seas.

On the deck of the ship, the man responsible for it all, was sipping on fruit-Vodka mix drink with ice slushy, looking as though he didn't have a care in the world.

Will's peace was ruined however when Oberyn came and stood in front of him, looking like he had questions. "What?" Will asked, for once completely unaware what he wanted.

"Who is the woman?" Oberyn asked, drawing all the attention onto him, while causing Will to quirk his brow. "What woman?" Will asked, not sure what Oberyn was talking about.

"The one you had sex with." Oberyn clarified, getting a collective response from the people around them.

""""WHAT?!!!!""""

No one could believe that William Castian, the demon of the seas, and bane of humanity had gotten with a woman, and their expressions told as much. Will on the other hand was staring at Oberyn with a frown.

"How the hell did you know?!" Will asked, not able to wrap his head around how Oberyn figured it out.

"When I first saw you yesterday, you looked much more relaxed. It could have been many things, but your eagerness to get back home proved it for me. You want to get back to her. Seems like the only thing that makes sense. So who is she?" Oberyn asked, wanting to know the woman who achieved what he could not.

"Not that it's any of your business, but she's a girl from the north who happened to show up out of the blue. We fought, I beat her, she went crazy, then... well you know." Will said, leaving the story at that.

"Oh no! I want details!!" Oberyn said, grabbing a chair and sitting right next to Will. Looking around, Will could see almost everyone standing close enough, their full attention on him. Elia included.

She might not have been his real mother, but he still didn't want to talk about his sex life in front of her. Watching her swim naked was already bad enough, but the Dornish didn't really care about stuff like that.

Sadly, Aegon and Rhaenys were of a similar mindset, and he was the odd man out when it came to keeping some things a mystery.

"Not to be rude, but what goes on between me and a woman in my bed, has nothing to do with anyone else!" Will said, shooting Oberyn a glare, which was quite clear. 'Drop it, or face the consequences.'

"Can you tell me about her?" Elia asked, wanting to know more about someone who managed to get so close to Will.

"*Sigh* Her name is Dacey Mormont. She's a little bit shorter than I am. She's strong, beautiful and the heir of Bear Island. She also can't give a massage to save her life." Will said, mumbling the last part.

After saying his bit, Will refused to say anymore on the subject, much to everyone else's disappointment. Still, they knew her name, and would hopefully be able to question the woman herself once they got to Asteria.

Rhaenys in particular was interested in the subject. For sometime now, Will had been her crush of sorts, and she was curious how Dacey managed to seduce him.

The only person who she had ever told this to was her mother, and Elia had been encouraging, but she had been too scared to ever tell Will about them.

If Will was Dornish then this might not be too much of an issue, as men usually had a woman or two on the side that they shared with their wives, but she wasn't sure how Will felt about that.

He wasn't interested in many of the Dornish customs, and this might be too much for him.

Will had no idea what was going on in the head of Rhaenys, and he couldn't know that this would lead to its own mess of trouble for him later.

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The trip back to Asteria was nothing to write home about. The weather was great, and they didn't see another ship the entire time.

When the Knight's of Asteria came into view, everyone could only gape at the sight of them. Will smiled at their shocked faces, letting out laugh at their expenses.

When the city came into view, the reactions differed slightly, but they were basically all the same. They couldn't believe the things Will had created and done, marveling at such magnificent sight.

When he told them he made all of the buildings out of stone, they expected crude gray buildings all over the place, but the city was beautiful. Will had used the different color stones rather well, bringing some beauty to the city, making it look like an image out of a dream.

Even many of the noble's homes in Dorne weren't made this good, though most of them were much bigger than these places. Still, no commoner anywhere else would have homes even close to this nice.

When the ship docked at the harbor, a small crowd of people were standing there ready to welcome Will back home, obviously having gotten news of his arrival.

Will was back much sooner than expected, as he had told them it wouldn't be quite a bit longer.

His speed of travel could not be underestimated, as he could move at greater speeds than most anything else in this world, save for maybe the birds, but even that was questionable.

"Welcome home, M'Lord!" Jade said, being the first to greet him. "Thank you. Where's Abigale and Martha?" Will asked, looking around for the two younger women.

"Watching the tavern. They said your first round back is on them!" Jade said, giving him a smile.

"Welcome back, My Lord." Jenkins said, walking over and giving Will a handshake. "Thanks. How were things in my absence?" Will asked, giving the city a once over, not seeing anything out of place since he was last here.

"Good, all things considered." Jenkins said, shooting a side-eyed glance at the woman next to him, something which didn't go unnoticed by Will.

"*Sigh* What did she do?" Will asked, already dreading giving Dacey permission to even be here while he was gone.

"I didn't do anything!! They started it!!" Dacey shouted before Jenkins could explain himself, driving the point home that something had in fact, happened.

"You were in the wrong place, not them!! You had no cause to attack them!" Jenkins shouted at the woman, who was now holding a fist up threateningly towards Jenkins.

"Now hol-!" Dacey shouted, but was cut off when a tendril of water came out of nowhere and sealed her mouth shut, while restraining her in place.

"Shut up!" Will shouted, looking like he had a headache. Turning his attention back to Jenkins, Will asked, "What did she do?"

"Lady Dacey got rather drunk a few days ago, and when she left to go to her room, she felt like she needed to go have a bath. In her state, it's no surprise she mistook the men's bath for the women's bath. She got half-way undressed before she got to the baths, where over a dozen men were fully unclothed. She thought they had broken into the women's bath, and began to attack them." Jenkins explained, causing a few people behind Will to start laughing.

"How bad were they?" Will asked, cursing Dacey under his breath. "A few bruises and cracked bones, nothing too bad." Jenkins said, shooting a glare at the restrained Dacey.

"*Sigh* gather the people who were injured and bring them to the Jade Phoenix this evening. Tell them I'll heal them, and food and drinks are on me for the night." Will said, getting a nod from Jenkins.

Still looking at Dacey, Will said, "As for you!! You're either going to need to get very good at massages, or find a job! I'm not going to keep paying for your fuck-ups!!"

Will had no idea how much he would come to regret those words in the following week, but it would lead to more headaches than it was worth.

"Who is she?" Elia asked, looking at the still restrained Dacey. "Dacey Mormont. The wo-'' Will said, but was interrupted as everyone zipped past him and swarmed Dacey.

"You and I need to talk!!" Elia said, gesturing for Oberyn to grab the girl, then began walking down the street with Rhaenys and Ellaria in tow.

"Fuck me!" Will grumbled aloud, regretting ever giving them her name. "That's what they're trying to figure out!" Drox said, laughing at Will's expense.

"Whatever!" Will said, brushing off anything to do with Dacey for the moment.

"Jenkins. These people are friends and envoys from Dorne. They will be staying here for awhile, but hopefully they'll be leaving sooner than later. Just try and spread the word around to not cause problems for them, as they might do things differently in Dorne than here. Don't let people be afraid to discipline them, just don't kill them." Will said, getting a nod from Jenkins, who would no doubt follow his words to the letter.

With that done, Will led everyone towards his mansion. They would all be staying there for their stay, much to his annoyance.

He would have just dumped their asses in an Inn, but he didn't think the innkeepers had done anything too harsh to warrant a punishment like that.

'Oh the joys of being me!' He thought, wondering what shit was going to happen next!