16 Monkey Night

Todd dashed after Kiki. "Where are you going?" His hallow breaths turned to panting when Kiki hovered into the bushes. "Kiki! Wait for me."

The moon was blocked by the trees and he left his torch in the library. Squinting was the only reason he could see Kiki rustling about. "Yuzuko's nearby!"

"I wish I could help you," Todd said, lowering his head. "But Bobby's got all our gear, and I can't see for shit."

All of a sudden, Todd was surrounded by lights. Guarding his eyes, he looked up to see. Nila, Hassin, Rós and Aron scurrying towards him. Hassin got in front. "Bobby said you left these!"

Todd's face soured. Gulping, his hands shook as he accepted the dildo. Hassin was doing his best not to laugh, but he failed. The snickering behind him was a contagious disease.

"You guys are dicks," Todd muttered. They whipped out their weapons. "Hey!" Todd shouted back, "I was only kidding."

Nila screamed, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Todd ducked down and battered a robot's stomach with the dildo, but it only bounced back. When more red rings formed in the first, Todd knew that there were a clan of them.

He dodged their claws and rolled over to towards the lake. Banging against one of the boulders gave him a headache, but also a great idea. He shot up, picked up boulders and started throwing them at the robots.

Aron swung away with his axe as Ròs stood behind him and defended them with her shield. They looked as if they knew what they were doing.

Todd couldn't see where Hassin and Nila were but he could hear their grunting amongst the metallic clanks.

The Icelandic couple collapse. One of the robots dragged Ròs away. A robot tried to take Aron, but Hassin and Nila dealt with it. Todd chased the robot dragging Ròs away, following the screams. Todd pounced on its arm but the robot pinned them both on the floor.

The pair of them struggled beneath the rustling grass. Holding tight onto the shield as their back burned. Todd kicked one of them in the shins and felt a hand freeze his knee.

Todd looked over at Ròs, certain that that two of them would die together. He didn't know her as well as he thought he would, but he was happy to die next to a beautiful hardcore chick.

Ròs took no notice of him. Her eyes lit up at the clan of monkeys jumping down. She remembered the one in the bandage clutching onto its mother.

Ròs was in hysterics. "Good to see you again."

The monkeys screamed and ganged up on the robots. Todd looked up with an open mouth. "What the hell are they doing?"

"Saving us!" Rós said with a smile etched on we face. A white monkey fell into her lap and gave her a bottle of Lava. "Thank you so much." How she was dying for a decent drink. She took a big gulp before passing the bottle over to Todd. "Would you like some?"

"Sure!"

Ròs licked her lips and leaned on Todd's shoulder. "So I've got an idea."

Todd nodded, resting on her head. "What is it?"

"Since the monkeys are helping us, maybe it's good time to do it."

"Well yes!" Todd made his move. Beer and sex was always a good combination. He couldn't refuse her offer. "So how many times have you done it here?"

Ròs pulled everything down. "A few times. Aron's paranoid you see. Thinks whenever we have sex something bad happens."

"Really?"

Ròs rode on top. "Yeah. He's good at it too, just lacks the confidence I guess."

Getting into it, he had a theory why Aron was scared. She was rough with her thrusts. It didn't bother Todd as it was just how he liked it. Her dominance was turn-on, but he could see it scare some others. He thought the racket around him would kill the mood, but it gave him a thrill.

"So what was your first time like?" Todd asked, laying down on the grass.

Ròs giggled, running her hand down his top. "A day I'd never forget."

He shrugged his shoulders. "Nobody forgets their first time."

"It was in the school toilets. Aron and I were caught by the principle and she died from a heart attack."

Something inside him exploded. Todd wasn't sure if he would laugh or cry. "Really?" He was glad he came after she said it. "That would traumatise me too. I'm sorry, but it's just so funny."

It was one bird ticked off Todd's list. Next, he wanted to try either Lavender or Sook-Jo. He thought a threesome with Yuzuko and Sakura was too unrealistic, but at least he could dream.

Ròs rolled off, dipped her finger between her legs and took a taste. "Hey! Where did your friend go?"

A computerised voice bellowed behind them. "Oh no! Yuzuko isn't there!" Kiki didn't seem too fussed that Todd and Rós had their pants down their ankles. "I hope Professor Denki won't be angry with me."

"KIKI!" Yuzuko jumped out of the darkness and tripped up on Todd's legs. Yuzuko held his shin, as she got herself up. She bowed, "So sorry for disturbing you."

Kiki turned around and her eyes lit up pink hearts as it dashed towards her. "Yuzuko! Hurray! I'm so happy for you."

Yuzuko hugged her. "Obasan! I won't let them hurt you."

Todd and Rós got themselves dressed and went over to them. Sakura joined them.

"Kiki!" Sakura cried out. "How did you get here?"

"It doesn't matter, all that's important is that Yuzuko is alive."

"Oh yeah!" Todd remembered Yanyu. "Everyone is at the library. We think that's the hidden sanctuary."

Kiki's eyes turned yellow. "Well we did have a haiku hunt today, so it makes sense if the hidden sanctuary is the library."

"Yanyu's getting married," Todd announced. Yuzuko and Sakura started at him. He gulped a and carried on talking. "She's waiting for you two to come before the ceremony."

"Let's go!" Yuzuko said.

Rós & Aron - 50 points

Bobby & Todd - 50 points

775 robots remaining