1 Chapter 1: Yo, What The Fuck Is The "Fuckening System"?

In a small ass house thats like 1 meter or something, there was this little fucking bitch named: Bartholomew Hendrickson Alexander Maximus Zachary Christopher Zhong Wen Feng Dong Hai Bing Chi Ling Eduardo Pablo Manuel Asahi Akira Haruto Duc Duong Duy Hanh Ng Abayomi Khaldun Machupa Ebere the 68th. Bartholomew Hendrickson Alexander Maximus Zachary Christopher Zhong Wen Feng Dong Hai Bing Chi Ling Eduardo Pablo Manuel Asahi Akira Haruto Duc Duong Duy Hanh Ng Abayomi Khaldun Machupa Ebere the 68th was very much so a little pussy. He is about 130cm tall despite being 20 years old. His face looks like if a monkey and a worm crossbred which doesn't even make any sense.

Anyways, this pussy was fapping in his 1 meter house and when he was about to squirt out his white and delicious baby batter, a pop-up screen suddenly popped-up in front of him.

<Fuckening Sytem has been installed in the host's bitch ass>

"Yo, what the fuck is the Fuckening System?"

"And why is there a fucking a pop-up screen in front of me?!"

The pussy is currently extremely confused and plus he didn't even cum after that 24 hour fap session.

"Nah bro what the fuck I think im high or some shit"

The pussy then pulls up his pants and then sees another pop-up.

[You are actually a bitch no cap lmao]

"What"

[Im actually just gonna remove myself from your bitch ass]

<Fuckening System has been forcefully removed>

"???"

Lmaooo this little bitch think he getting the system. Anyhow this pussy will not be our mc and actual introduction will be in the next chapter.