3 3.An Airheaded Nurse Gets To Flirt With The DEAD!
[[3.An Airheaded Nurse Gets To Flirt With The DEAD!]]
[[2 Weeks Before Plot and Spring of The DEAD!]]
[[Asterix's POV]]
Opening my eyes, the first thing I saw was the wonderful mini-chandelier stuck to my plum-colored ceiling. Sitting up, I smiled as I remembered my progress with Mirakawa Shizuka.
I haven't read much fanfics about High School of the Dead, and Mellione was definitely not happy with it not having a second season because the author had died, may his soul rest in peace. And, with the lack of entertaining fanfics of said anime, I decided that it would be my first world, and it's also one of my favorites.
The Love Live System was something I came up at the last minute as a joke, but now that I think about it, the joke would just fly over my host's head. I'm a bit annoyed with Mirakawa, but in the end, she was still too cute to be hated. She was even trying her best to not make me angry when she was having a hard time understanding things.
"Note to self, get better at explaining things." Remembering how bad I was at properly explaining the purpose of a Status to Marikawa, I felt a bit ashamed with that. Thankfully, she was still able to understand it!
Jumping off the bed, I suddenly snickered when I remembered something funny. Marikawa had a fucking J-cup sized boobs! I mean, they were nearly even bigger than my head! Shaking away those thoughts, I led my naked body to the restroom.
One would ask why a Higher Being such as myself wouldn't just, like, snap my fingers and make myself clean, but no mortal would understand how doing something so simple would affect us. There's just a huge difference from being born mortal and being born as an Higher Being. Our morals and beliefs would have differences, so yeah, we trouble ourselves with mortal routines for reasons.
Entering the bathroom, I immediately went for the shower and turned on the knob. The water quickly got hot, and steam began to rise. I've got to say, Calliope Mori was truly a beautiful woman, and I would have wanted to see who was behind the Reaper, but I wanted to maintain the air of mystery she has.
Her pink hair was so smooth and so beautifully pink. And she was taller than average, something I like, with wonderful curves too! Yep, Calliope was i~rre~sistable! Too bad I can't fully act like her. It would have been great.
While showering, I began to plan on how I would deal with Marikawa. Her being a ditz is the cutest part of her, plus being innocent too with a sinful body. So maybe I can turn her into someone like Sheele from Akame Ga Kill? I think that would be alright. Honestly, they are alike, with Marikawa just having no experience in assassination.
Nodding to myself, I decided that I'll let Marikawa enjoy herself a bit while training at the last weeks before the start of the apocalypse. Probably have to raise the affection of the main female characters too!
'I have to prepare a proper explanation on [Affection].' I thought that to myself as I began to hum.
The main Affection goals I should have Mirakawa target should be:
) Minami Rika: Rika would probably be one of the easier targets, with her already being the highest in Affection, considering how close they are already. Plus, Rika is the chief of first squadron in the prefecture police and an expert sniper in the Special Assault Team, so she would be a good addition to Marikawa's group in future.
) Takagi Yuriko: Raising her affection would do wonders. Having a connection to her other than her daugher being part of Marikawa's group in the future should better her chances in gaining her favor. Not only that, she is also skilled in guns.
) Maresato Alice: She's too cute! We need a mascot! She'll be the mascot! She shall be the mascot! An adorable mascot that must be protected at all cost!
Secondary targets would be the students. Since they can easily be found in school, unlike with the three mentioned above, gaining their affection would be easier.
Anyway, thinking while showering is rather relaxed. Maybe I should do most of my thinking while taking a shower. Sadly, I failed to think about making a proper explanation on Affection. Still, everything should go well.
Having finished taking a bath, I just began to walk out the bathroom, the droplets of water on me evaporating from nothing. Then, slowly, a lavish pink and black one-piece dress began to materialize on me. And, now clothed, I teleported myself in front of Mellione's front door.
I °could° have teleported myself directly into her room, but the last time I did that, I caught her in the middle of masturbating and like, what are the chances of that? Anyways, I nearly lost the challenge we had, something we silently agreed upon, and would have confessed to her just to bed her right then and there if I didn't see what she was masturbating to. Just an orgy of females, no biggie, but was hot enough to make me forget about what I had just in on.
And the challenge was something like a battle of attrition. We both knew we had feelings for one another, or a thought that we do, in Mellione's case. I was just too good at acting dense that I was confusing her. And the challenge was practically the first one to confess would be forever the designated bottom. Sure enough, none of us wanted to be the appointed bottom.
However, back to the matter at hand, I knocked onto Mellione's door. "Ya in there Mel?"
A moment didn't even pass when the door opened, revealing Mellione with a fashionable orange apron! "Welcome back daddy! Would you like breakfast? A bath? Or....me?"
To be honest with, I stayed silent. Not only from surprise, but to stop myself from saying, "I would like to eat you for breakfast in the bath." Because that would be me practically confessing to her. I, wil not, lose!
"Already took a bath. Breakfast will be nice though." I told her while walking in like she didn't just offer herself up.
'Just be cool and don't drool. Be cool enough that you'll freeze a pool-. Huh, that was nice actually.' Deep within my mind, I tried my best to not show how flustered I am, while outwardly showing that I was fine with everything.
"Tch." I heard Mellione's annoyed sound, and I felt quite happy about that. Making my way to the kitchen, I sat on the chair and propped up my elbow on the table and leaned into it.
Mellione walked in soon after, and she acted like a wonderful housewife, even if I hadn't seen an actual housewife in action. Then, suddenly gaining an idea, I smirked as I affectionately asked, "So, what's for breakfast... mommy?" And of course, I didn't hide how smug I felt about her meek and flustered reaction.
Still, she took what I told her like a champ and went to check on the stove.
"I made your favorite; Fried chicken." With a sheepish voice, Mellione offered me the dish and I drooled at how delicious it smelled! Ooh~, I'm so glad I told her how much I loved a simple fried chicken.
"Itadakimasu!" I immediately dove in, dipping the chicken leg in gravy, before devouring the hell out of it! It was just so damn good I nearly made a Shokugeki no Soma foodgasm!
And while eating, Mellione and I started a conversation about life and shit. Honestly, this domesticity reminds me too much of a married couple vibe! We're even calling each other Daddy and Mommy! Like, holy shit!
Then, a sudden thought came to mind. 'Should I adopt Alice? And maybe even Eri when I somehow go to MHA?'
Smiling to myself, I imagined a life of Mellione and I have beautiful girls, a family. Yeah...it was very nice, and I wouldn't be opposed to it. 'Seems like I'll have to woo Mel a lot harder if I don't want to be the bottom.'
And just like that, time passed.
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[[Still Asterix's POV]]
When I got back to being the System, my ghostly body floated behind Marikawa as I watched her bandage a moderately large cut on a boy's arm.
"You're lucky your friend didn't push you too hard, or else the wound would have either been deeper or longer. I know you're all teenage boys, but please lessen your shenanigans." The blonde nurse reprimanded the boy, who was actually looking away from Marikawa instead of blatantly staring at her breasts like the rest of the male population.
"All good, Reiji-kun. Rest here for a bit. Since you're cut doesn't affect you much, there is no need for extensive care or having the need to send you home. Wait until the next period, alright? I'll file a complaint to the Principal for the water fountain's sharp edges." Unexpectedly, Marikawa acted professional and serious, not like how she was all easily distracted and ditzy. It just means she's just definitely serious about her job.
"Umu. Thank you very much, Marikawa-sensei." Having heard the boy, Marikawa just smiled and left him on the clinic bed, closing the curtains as she did so.
Once she reached her desk, I allowed her to write her complaint. It took a few minutes, but she soon finished writing the complaint, and that's where I decided to pop up. Controlling the System Interface, I created a holo-screen in front of her and the words I thought in my head were "typed" onto the screen.
{{It seems that you haven't gotten to any trouble while I was away.}}
Understandably surprised, Marikawa's eyes widened as she exclaimed, "Derierei-chan!"
Rolling my eyes in amusement, I went to check on the boy and he looked to be a little bit curious.
{{Speak with your mind, darling. No need to use your mouth.}} I "typed" onto the holo-screen, holding myself back just enough from adding an innuendo.
"Oh, right." She spoke aloud once again, and I was about to reprimand her, but she was quick to continue in her mind. 'Good afternoon, Derierei-chan.'
Feeling a bit proud, I nodded to myself as I messaged, {{Good. You're adapting. And since I'm back, I'll now begin your tutorial.}}
Freezing time, something that Marikawa hadn't noticed, I began controlling the System to begin the blonde's tutorial.
A chime resounded in the room, like it was a message notification for a phone, and a voice, only Marikawa could hear, came after. {{"Love Live: Yuri Edition tutorial begins."}} A robotic, genderless voice came out, surprising Marikawa once again.
"I-Is that your voice, Derierei-chan?" She asked, a bit disappointed.
Rolling my eyes, I answered her. {{It is not my voice. What you heard is the System's standard vocal guide. My voice is too sexy to sound so bland.}}
She read my message, and I was glad that she quickly closed the previous pop ups. "Good. She's adapting really well, for a ditz." Since no one would be able to hear me in my "ghost" form, I didn't really stay quite and would just talk to myself out loud. And before Marikawa could react, the Tutorial began.
{{"Love Live System: Yuri Edition's purpose is for the host to cause love to live in an apocalyptic environment. To prepare you for said environment, I will guide you on how to steal a woman's heart.
However, before that, let me introduce you to the Affection Meter.
The Affection Meter measures the friendship level with females. Raising affection levels will lead you to having the person's complete loyalty and love. Being at the negatives will of course show how badly the people look at you. At lowest, you can be someone's Eternal Enemy at -100%, while the highest at the negative scale at - 1% will be around Midly Annoyed and the like. At 0, it would be Complete Strangers. Once you go higher, the person will, as you could tell, be more affectionate.
In addition to the Affection Meter, every measurement will have an accurate description of how the person currently thinks of you.
And, for example, Derierei's current measurement in the Affection Meter is 69%, with the description of, {{A bit annoyed of you, but still likes you a lot. She's also always ready to smash, but it would purely be sexual and love between you two are still a ways far away.}}
And now, to start the Mission, a skill will be granted to you to help you out in your conquest, and the target of your conquest will be easy."}}
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) Love Mission: Knight In Shining Pencil Skirt!
) Target: Miku Yuki
) Details: Miku Yuki is known all around Fujimi High School as a slut. However, what everyone doesn't know about her is the true story! As an orphan, Miku Yuki has no parents that would have helped her through this! Miko Yuki, though brash and a flirt, is no slut, and, in reality, is a victim! Koichi Shido, a teacher in Fujimi High School, is blackmailing the poor girl! Through a series of unfortunate events, Koichi Shido had gained a photo of a naked Miku Yuki and used it as blackmail material. And, due to fear, Miku Yuki had allowed Koichi Shido to sell pictures of her videos of her naked body, minus her face, to the internet! Miku Yuki is slowly slipping into the darkness, save her!!
) Requirement/s:
] 1.Gain a 77% Affection!
] 2.Destroy all blackmail materials! (0/569)
] 3.Save Miku Yuki before she falls into depravity!
] 4.Ruin Koichi Shido's life!
) Progress (0%/100%)
}Reward/s
1. ] 2 Skill points
] +30 Affection points
2. ] Incriminating evidence against Koichi Shido
] Skill: Danger Sense (1/10)
3. ] +10% Affection
] 2 Stat points
4. ] ???
} Failure:
] Miku Yuki will fall into depravity.
] Tutorial Reward/s will not be given
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I watched Marikawa as she read through the Mission Details, along with reading it myself. I was a bit weirded out that my affection percentage was at 69%, but whatever feelings I had for that was dashed away and was replaced with complete anger! Miku Yuki was someone I didn't like in the anime, as hot as she was, because she was a total bitch, but mostly because she let's that nastard teacher touch body! But now, not feeling too much guilt for hating someone without knowing much about them, I was furious!
Acts like blackmail is something I could not condone, much less when it is done on a minor! It's all fine when it's consensual and shit, but forcing someone to do this is one of the things I hate the most! And while I was furious, Marikawa was taking the information differently. Unlike I, who was furious and ready to kill, she looked to be more in horror, shock, disgust, and pity.
Though through that, there was a fire in her eyes. Feeling ruthless, I smirked and changed the requirements and rewards a bit.
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{{"System Guide Override: A tutorial requirement and reward have been changed.
) Requirement:
⇓) 4.Ruin Koichi Shido's life
*) 4.Leave Koichi Shido, so that he could face a much crueler punishment
) Reward:
⇓ 2. ] Incriminating evidence against Koichi Shido
2. ] ???
>Beware of hidden requirements."}}
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Having worked my magic, I forcefully calmed myself down, and without forgetting about Marikawa, I put a hand onto her shoulder. She lightly jumped in surprise, and she looked towards her shoulder to see nothing there, but she could feel my hand on right there.
"Derierei?" She asked without any honorifics, voice shaky, and eyes teary. I just squeezed harder onto her shoulder, before letting go.
Using my position once again, I now forcefully started the tutorial.
{{"System Guide Override: Tutorial starts immediately.
The [Skill: Innocent Intentions (5/10)] has been given."}} With the robotic voice's announcement, Marikawa's shivered, like a cold breeze had suddenly passed by. She was looking down, and I could tell she was in a deep thought. Being both impatient and worried, I made a screen appear before her and made sure to sound as encouraging as I can.
{{Yuki-chan needs help Shizuka!! The poor girl has suffered enough! Go! Save her from herself and from that bastard! You! Can! Do It!}} I didn't know what else to say, but I was just glad that it somehow worked! Now suddenly standing up, determination swimming in her eyes, she looked straight in front of her, where I was, and I felt like she somehow knew I was in front of her. Then, she nodded! Not to herself, but to me!
A chime had popped up again, but none of us gave it any attention as Marikawa... Shizuka walked out the clinic, she had a mission to complete.
Shizuka was now gone, and only I -the boy too, but let's ignore the mob- was left in the clinic. Slowly, a smile appeared on my face as I floated myself onto Shizuka's desk and sat on it. For minutes I took deep breaths to calm my nerves, and when I °was° finally calm, I was able to think clearer.
Summoning the Mission Details in front of my, I re-read it once again, making sure to not become angry, and pick out anything weird with it. Most of the times, Missions had loopholes, or just something missing, and I was able to quickly find out what was wrong with this Mission issued by the Tutorial.
I smiled slightly as I deduced, "The Skill has no role in this if we go by Yuki-chan's situation."
Reverting back to a much normal state of mind, I offhandedly stated, "Pretty sure Yuki-chan would immediately cling onto Shizuka, a beacon of hope. Even if Yuki °was° afraid of that bastard, as clumsy and airheaded as she is, Shizuka's still a strong adult."
Pushing myself off the desk, I flicked the holo-screen away and teleported myself beside Shizuka through our connection with the System, and was surprised to see the blonde hugging a wailing Yuki in an empty classroom.
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Before I forget:
Shizuka(First name) Marikawa(Surname)

Yuki (First name) Miku (Surname)

[A/N: Hope I did good. I hope that I was able to create a proper dramatic scene.
Anyway, the second world won't be Shokougeki no Soma.
I'll just have you pick from these:
] Highschool DXD
] Shokougeki no Soma
] Arifureta =I fucking hate the anime adaption. I cried! I cried when I read the novel! But the anime version is just cringe.
] Danmachi
] MCU
] Harry Potter
] Twilight 🙃
] Demon Slayer
] RWBY =I already have tons of RWBY fanfics. Pls don't. Just added this out of consideration.
] Naruto =Will have multiple/alot timeskips
] Kim Possible =Just for laughs. Though I'm honestly curious about this one.
] Attack on Titan =This confuses me just like how Fate does.
] Akame Ga Kill
Btw. For those who want One Piece, Bleach, or Dragon Ball, I'm sorry to say that I have not watched any of them. My childhood was Naruto. And Fate is too confusing to me.
Xianxia and Wuxia's are a no.]
