2 Fruit

There was nothing. Or so I thought but then I opened my eyes. I was floating? In fact where am I? From where I am to the fairest distance I could see:

There was nothing but greenery, trees, mountains, lakes, and animals. Not a single house or street to be seen.

For a fact when I looked down I was still floating, but that information mattered not because I had hooves?! I also looked fluffy. It reminded me of a sheep's fur.

As I was floating down towards land, I am able to see a human, but it was not a civilized human. This human was naked? And it seemed it had no private parts. Not boobs, no dicks. No nothing.

Although a slight details but the human did have a nipple.

When reaching the green grass I heard a voice, 'this human is called Adam, Adam is seeking companions. Please entertain Adam'

Adam! As in Adam and Eve!? Then where Eve?

"Hoooo...?" The voice was still speaking. "Surprising yet intriguing..." after it said that the voice stoped.

It took a while, well not a while but more like a decade in feeling, but now I could finally walk. Learning how to walk with 4 legs was more difficult and trying to convince one political party to join the other. It was impossible, yet possible.

Throughout this time, I was in contact with Adam. In fact Adam was the one who named me 'Sheep'. Today I learned that Adam was the one who named Sheep's, sheep. It was still strange, although I have lived in this world? The past? I was still in disbelief.

Each and everyday a new animal would be brought by the 'voice' which I now believe to be GOD. And each and everyone of these creatures were able to speak. I have never completely read the Bible but I did finish Genesis. Not once had I even read about talking Adam talking to animals. Although the snake in the story was able to speak. I guess it could also be assumed that other animals could also speak.

Throughout my time I would try and use my hooves as hands but it was impossible. There was nothing I could do with this body of mine. All I could do was eat and speak with Adam. I would talk about how I wished I had the body Adam had. About how I wished I had hands so I could also do things. Eventually I started to get interested in the forbidden fruit.

I knew exactly where the middle of the garden was and there I was, staring up at the fruits that were as bland as the dark days. It had no color! It want black not was it while. In fact I don't think my brain was able to process the information.

I passed out.

When I awoke, there was the forbidden fruit right next to me. It had appeared so that it fell of a branch. It the the fruit that supposedly kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden and into the like of eternal sin.

How would it taste?! For such a fruit to exist how would it taste?! As I took a bit into the fruit I started to vomit out the content. It was bloody disgusting. I could keep it in my mouth for more than a millisecond. I kept gaging and gaging. My throat started to hurt to the point I coughed out blood.

"Sigh.... it seemed that humanity never learns. From the past tot he past tense. No matter how far into he future I pick up a stray. They will always end up eating the fruit."

GOD was back in my head. Help!! I asked Help me !

"You ask for my assistance, and you disobey me. You want kindness from me, yet you disobey me.

What am I to do with you?"

At this point I started to cough harder and harder, it felt sad if my lungs was being pushed up every time I cough. It hurts! GOD are you still there!?

"Yes, I'm still here"

Please help me!! Forgive me, it hurts!!! It really hurts!! Please!!!

"..."

This went on for hours, I was in deep, deep pain. At some point I started cursing GOD! GOD was here, GOD stayed quiet but GOD was here. gOD must have been watching me suffer. FUCK YOU god!!!

I lost conscious