Chapter 2

Groaning, I slowly got up from the ground to see my friends sprawled out alongside me, I kicked them all in the side to wake them up but I was a good friend so I kicked them very gently.

"OW! Motherfu-"

"GAH!"

"SHIT!"

They all got up as I began to stretch. "Oh good you're all awake." I dodged a punch from Kunigami as he spoke. "Damn you man. That freaking hurt!"

"Oh come on it was a gentle kick."

"You kicked me like you were kicking a ball!"

"... Reflex?" He sighed, annoyed at my antics before Bachira spoke. "Oh who cares! We're in One Piece! And we got powers!" He held out his hand while bouncing around excitedly, a blue sphere forming above as it quickly spun. "Woah! So cool!"

Nagi spoke with his brother as me and Kunigami looked around. "So where exactly are we?" He asked. "Well we're on the edge of some island judging by all the water around, or this place is really small, either way we should find like a magazine or something." I replied.

"You mean like that Morgan thing?"

"Yeah that."

"Yeah do you realize how unlikely it is for us to find that bird?"

SQUACK (BIRD NOISES OR SOMETHING)

We both looked up to see a news bird roaming around, a bag strapped to its side as I looked back at him only to see him turn away. "You were saying?"

"Shut it." Laughing, a golden portal opened above my palm as a gold coin fell out, calling to the bird, it looked at me as I flicked the coin at it, it landing in a pouch as the bird dropped a newspaper in my hand. "Thanks!" I waved at it, getting a small nod from the bird as me and Kunigami went back to Bachira and Nagi, seeing Nagi sprawled on the ground, looking at the sky, watching the bird fly away as Bachira sat beside him, shaking left to right with a smile on his face.

"We got a newspaper! Time to figure out just when we are." Opening it, we all crowded around it as I flipped to the bounties, seeing the name I wanted to see.

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

"Straw Hat" Luffy

400,000,000 Berries]

"400 million.." Nagi muttered. "So we're here after the Marineford War, what's the most important things to note?" Bachira asked.

Let's see... Akainu will take Sengoku's position, obviously we have the main deaths and Teach taking Newgate's fruit, and the Straw Hats are in their 2 year timeskip, for now that's the things we should focus on." Kunigami said, holding his chin with one hand as he looked at us.

"Let's see.. we're 1 year in their skip, meaning it's another before they all meet in Sabaody... So, wanna see if we can become a part of the worst generation in that time frame? Even if it is a bit late..." I said, mumbling the last part as they all nodded.

"Why not. It'll be fun"

"Sounds like a hassle.. but a fun one."

"Sure, group leader."

"Oh yeah, I was the group leader before wasn't I?" I kinda forgot about that anyway, I threw the newspaper into a golden portal as I cracked my hands. "So, we have to get used to our powers and do a bunch of shit to get high enough bounties. So the easiest way could be, hurting a celestial dragon, burning a world gov flag, or maybe some other pirate crew and make sure the marines see.."

"Wait why should we get used to our powers?" Bachira asked. "We already have the knowledge in our heads don't we?" He looked to the others before looking back at me. "Having the knowledge and the experience are two different things, we know how to use our powers but we never HAVE. Kunigami and Nagi are fine because Nagi's infinity makes him basically invincible and Kunigami can just spawn a meteor..." I grinned before realizing a real quick way to at least get him a bounty.

"Us on the other hand have a bit more trouble, you have your clones so that's much easier even if it still take some work, though information transfers.. But I just have these portals and weapons I can shoot out.. Wait a sec... Gilgamesh was a king known to have collected all treasure of the world, he has so many noble phantasm's in the treasury that he doesn't even know half of them but if our power scales to the world then..." I created a portal next to us, the rest looking at it as I thought and to my surprise, shock, and excitement, a fruit came down, then another, and another, and more as a huge pile of fruit appeared as we each went through them and grinned.

"HAHA! This is fucking incredible!"

"Ice, fire, magma, light! Dude all the logias are in here!"

"Dragon, Pheonix, darkness, so many... Kaiser you're the best!" Bachira ran and hugged me, holding onto me for dear life as his weight made me fall. "I know I'm the fucking best!" I laughed, this was absolutely insane, another portal opened above my hand as I held the fruit that fell in my hand next to the one in my other, looking at the two as they both looked exactly identical as I then spoke. "They're the exact same... I have multiple of the same devil fruit! HA! Just imagine what the World Government would kill to let them do this!"

Kunigami was the first to snap out of his excitement as he pushed all the fruits back into the portal. "Do you know how bad we could fuck with the timeline not only with us just being here but also these fruits Kaiser? The potential is incredible. Pushing Bachira off me I hugged Kunigami's shoulder as I spoke. "It's insane, I know, and I love it."

Letting go of his shoulder, I walked in front of them all as I clapped my hands, gaining their attention. "Alright so we got 1 year before Sabaody, let's use... about 5 months to get as used to our powers as much as we can before we go on a spree alright?"

"Right!" x3

Oh just you wait world... You're about to see the most bullshit existence since Joyboy.