Andre Draco

A soul drifted in a dark void, the pitch-black void was silent and was eerily quiet.

"Who am I? Also, where am I?" The soul said as it regained its consciousness.

The wandering soul opens its eyes and saw nothing.

Looking down and around the soul asked itself, "Wait where are my hands? Wait hands, what are hands?".

Confused, the soul looked around until a floating orb of light appeared.

"Woah, what is that?" said the soul as it travel towards the orb of light.

( Bang! )

The orb of light exploded and the memories of the soul all came rushing back.

The soul was the soul of Andre Draco, a fire mage that became the greatest fire mage ever in the history of his people. Being so great he even killed the original founder of fire magic, Infer, the elder flame dragon. Becoming so strong, the praises later turned into fear as he became a being that surpassed the realm of any magician.

Growing up Andre always wanted to become better to raise his social standing as his parents taught him to always try to be the best person he could be so that others respect him. Andre was raised in a strict religious household and went to his church every day. His family and he believed in the sun god, Solar. The church of the sun god taught its followers to be modest and to be aware of their greed. Though going to church with other families, the church turned into a competition where the parents compared their children to see who was the "better" magician.

Andre hated going to church as he kept hearing his parents compare him to other kids while he was growing up. He only went because of one reason or rather one person. The priest's daughter. The priest's daughter was a blonde bombshell with, a nice face and body, especially the nicely shaped "boing boings". Growing up in the church, Andre eventually stopped seeing the priest's daughter as she got married and moved to another town, ever since meeting her, Andre had always liked girls with big bo*bs. Being a firm believer in the sun god, Solar, Andre abstained from anything sexual until his marriage. Even when he had all the power in the world and any girl he wanted, Andre still abstained, "The hardest challenges come to Solar's strongest follower"; Andre would repeat the quote out loud over and over again whenever a woman tried to make a sexual advancement towards him.

He followed the teaching of Solar without hesitation as the followers of Solar were promised to go to happyville if they followed the rules correctly. Happyville was a place in the afterlife where they could let out all of the greed they held so dearly while living. Andre's happyville was full of a lot of beautiful women with big bo*bies.

Finally, after 35 years of abstaining and pursuing his goal of being the best fire magician, his effort was rewarded. He was named the flame tower's master on his wedding day with his redheaded babe of a fiancee.

The day of his wedding was the best day of his life, but the night was going to be the most pleasurable night of his life.

Carrying his wife into his bed and getting ready to release the 35 years of pent-up sexual desires, his wife didn't know that she had to be careful as he was about to shoot like a loaded cannon.

"Honey, let me bathe and clean myself as I only want you to dirty me," his newly wedded wife whispered into his ears.

( Puff! Puff! )

Steam was coming out of Andre's noise as he heard those words.

"Ok, when you come out I'll be ready," Andre replied to his wife.

( Creak! Thump! )

His wife shut the door behind her as she headed into the bathroom.

( Brush! Plshh! )

Andre could hear as his wife undresses and drop her clothes before she entered the bathtub.

( Plop! Splash! Splash! )

Andre could imagine the water gliding down his wife's body.

"On your most happiest night, you will be sent off somewhere far away," the dying words of Infer came to Andre's mind.

"Ahhh, why am I thinking about that stupid dragon, maybe I'm thinking too much with my D, that's why that D popped into my head," Andre thought to himself.

Brushing off the last word of Infer, Andre went back to listening to his wife bathe.

( Splash! )

"Oh, the water is probably touching her soft skin, Ouuu her soft skin and soft bo*bie I can't wai–," Andre stopped himself as he felt his kids trying to escape out of his baby-making shaft.

"That's probably enough as I don't want to get too excited yet. haha. " Andre thought to himself.

( Creak! )

"Did I make you wait long?" said his wife as she came out of the bathroom naked.

Andre was too stunned to speak.

( Poof! )

His wife pushed him down onto the bed and sat on top of him.

"Are you rea–" said his wife before she was interrupted by Andre's painful scream, "Ahhhhhhh!".

"Honey, I know you're a virgin but isn't this too much?" his wife asked.

"No — my he–art hurts," Andre, trying his best to get the sentence out.

"Oh my god! Honey, your heart is beating so fast," said his wife as she put her right hand on Andre's left chest.

"I'll go get a healer, as if I don't you might die!" said his wife, frightened about the situation in front of her.

"Die? I might die?" Andre thought to himself.

"Wait if I die, I'll go to happyville, all those beautiful big-breasted women are waiting for me!" a spark lit in Andre's eye as he got up.

Andre got up and stopped his wife before she got out the door and told her, "Wait, honey, I already feel better,".

His wife responded to him, "Are you sure your heart was beating so fast earli–".

( Plop! )

Andre's body dropped to the ground lifeless and limp, looking at his wife his vision slowly faded away as he tried to say, "I'm coming ladies, wait for me." but what actually happened was Andre foaming at the mouth and making gargling sounds.

"Ahhhhhhhh, why the f*ck am I here!? This isn't happyville, where are all the busty and beautiful women!" the soul of Andre yelled out after he recollected his memories.

Many voices could be heard chanting, "Hu! Hu! Ha! Ha! Hu! Hu Ha Ha!"

The orb of light returned and graciously floated down as it had a spotlight on it as it slowly descended.

"My faithful follower it is I, Solar the su–,"

The orb of light claiming to be solar was interrupted by Andre, "I don't CARE! WHERE ARE MY BUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! 35 F*CKING YEARS, I just wanted to know the pleasures that a man and woman can share, sob, sob." Andre's anger later turned into sadness as he started tearing up.

"I'm sorry for what happened to you," Solar replied to Andre.

"Where's happyville is that where you're taking me? I spent all of my life following your rules, where's my reward!?" Andre questioned Solar.

"Haha, sorry to say but happyville isn't real nor are the rules, all you had to do was believe in me and I would safely guard your soul as you get reborn," Solar told Andre.

"All of my life had been a lie," Andre thought to himself as he imagine picking up sand and watching it get blown away by the wind.

"I do commend your loyalty to the made-up rules, I will let you be reborn in a body with powers that are equal to your former self and also let you fulfill your desires. Good luck," said Solar.

The orb of light ( Solar ) sped up to hit Andre in the forehead.

( Bonk! )