1 I Didn't Become a Eunuch Did I?

"And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That's it! That's a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

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Lin Fan thought of a quote that was truly suitable for this situation, except, he wasn't a sperm, and he couldn't really see the ground as it was his buttocks that were facing the ground. He slammed into the ground butt first, creating a crater that was bigger than Texas. (1)

"Oww, it hurts so much! I'm about to die." Lin Fan's couldn't feel his bottom half.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

"AHHHH!" Lin Fan cried, clutching his peaches, now he truly couldn't feel anything in his lower half, "I didn't become an Eunuch Did I?"

1. STILL SMALLER THAN YOUR MOM (Insert airhorn here)