Dildo is the most human-like person I’ve ever met

This chapter may seem boring and it is but it has hints for the future actions of Ryuu.

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I saw Mash become stiff hearing that.

"Oh, someone's already with you. Hmm… I see… You are the rookie who just got assigned here." It said.

"I am Lev Lainur, one of the technicians employed here," Lev introduced himself.

"And your name is?" Lev asked.

"I am Yagami Ryuu," I replied to Lev.

Man, those MCs in the fanfics I read back in my previous life had it easy. Being able to talk to ROBs without pissing themselves, I call bullshit on that.

Even with all my cheats, Lev could easily kill me. So trying to talk to him and remain calm was really fucking hard.

"Yagami Ryuu, master candidate 48?" Lev asked.

I nodded in reply.

"Welcome to Chaldea. I heard you were selected out of many public applicants, how long was your training? A year? 6 months? 3 months?" Lev asked me.

"…One week," I replied.

"Oh? So you're a complete amateur?"Lev asked.

I could feel the disdain rolling off him in waves. But that's probably for the best. Hopefully, he will ignore me as he did with Fujimaru in the game and anime.

"Ah, come to think of it, we did call applicants just to fill numbers," Lev said.

This fucker is really starting to piss me off.

As if he noticed my anger, Lev said, "So you're one of them? Do forgive me, I was inconsiderate."

Yeah right, I didn't know demons could make jokes.

"But please don't be discouraged, if there's something you don't understand, feel free to ask Mash or me at any time," Lev said.

Get fucked, coming to you if I need help? Just thinking about being alone with you sends a chill down my spine.

"Also, the Director's orientation is about to start. You should really hurry over," Lev said.

Ah fuck. Didn't Olga bitch at Fujimaru in the game for being or something? Just fucking great. Although Olga is cute, sadly, she is a tsundere. Maybe some head pats and cuddles will be able to cure her tsundere ways.

"The orientation is held at the Central Command Room in 5 minutes. She's putting on a presentation for the newbies." Lev said while looking at me with a smile.

I felt my anus clench and felt a sweatdrop roll down my back when I saw his smile.

"Dr. Lev, do you think I'll be allowed to sit in on the orientation, too?" Mash asked Lev.

Lev raised an eyebrow and replied, "Hmm? Well, if you stand back in a corner, I don't think she'll chase you away… But why?".

"I am worried that senpai might fall asleep on the way again," Mash replied.

"Well, if that is what you want to do, Mash, go ahead," Lev said to Mash.

"You ok with that, Ryuu?" Lev turned to me and asked.

"Yeah, I am fine with that," I replied.

"If you don't have any questions, shall we head to the Command Room?" Lev asked me.

"Why does she call me senpai?" I asked.

"Ah, don't worry about it. To her, every human your age is her senpai. But it's unusual to hear her actually call someone senpai. This might be the first time. Actually, I'm intrigued. Why do you callhim senpai?" Lev said, which caused Mash to blush.

"The reason? Well, senpai is the most human-like person I've ever met," Mash replied with a smile.

(A/N: In the game, Mash says the name you use in Fgo, and the name I use is Dildo. Mash: Dildo is the most human-like person I've ever met. Bruh.)

Looking at Mash smiling, I could not but also smile.

"I agree with you, Mash. I think you two will get along just fine," Lev Said to Mash with a happy smile that sent another chill down my spine.

Stop smiling bro, your smile is creepy as fuck.

"If you like senpai Dr. Lev, the Director will probably hate senpai," Mash said to Lev.

"Shall we jump into lions' den, Ryuu? Don't worry, once you get used to her, she can be a pretty sweet person," Lev said to me.

After saying that, Lev started leading us towards the Command Room. A few minutes later, we arrived at the Command Room.

Entering the Central Command Room, I saw that the orientation had already started. Oh man, Olga Marie Animusphere does not look happy at all.

"This is the Central Command Room, senpai. Your seat number is a single digit, you're in the front row. Please take an empty seat in the front row," Mash said to me as we entered the Command Room.

Just as I was about to thank Mash, for the info, the of feeling drowsiness came over me.

"Senpai, are you ok? You're looking a bit pale," Mash asked in a worried tone.

"I am starting to feel sleepy," I replied to Mash while trying to shake my head to get rid of my sleepiness.

Damn, looks like this body is still under the after-effect of the simulator.

"It's the after effect of the simulator. I wish I could take you to the infirmary…" Mash said, looking at me with a worried look.

"Ok, no more small talk. Look, the orientation has already started," Lev said to us.

No shit, sherlock.

Looking at our little group, Olga said, "Looks like we're all here."

I walked to the front row and took my seat.

Huh, I was sure the tsundere would make so sort of 'being late' jab, but she didn't, was it because of Lev?

As I was thinking about Olga being un-Olga-like, Olga started the orientation.

"Welcome to Special Organisation, Chaldea. I'm the director, Olga Marie Animusphere. You have been selected from each nation for your…"

As Olga spoke, I began to feel sleepy. The after-effects of the simulator began to kick in harder and harder. Before I knew it, I had passed out.