The Eyes of a Dragon

** = actions

( ) = mind

Head Eunuch Gu: Do not raise your heads!

Announcer: Empress Jia!

*Everyone bows in fear or confidence*

Empress Jia: What is it now? I barely got to take a sip of tea...

Head Eunuch Gu: There has been some copying in the first round

Empress Jia: Oh, this batch of fellows

*Her eyes go to Wu*

Empress Jia: Fine indeed..you may rise

Everyone rises with sore and numb legs

Head Eunuch Gu: Senior Eunuch, please read the poem!

*Senior Eunuch read the poem out loud*

Head Eunuch Gu: What would you say, Your Majesty?

Empress Jia: Everyone will return with poems about the arts of love..

Wu: ( This is my chance to fail! )

Empress Jia: We'll start with you..

*She points to Wu and she brings him to a room*

In the Brightly colored room..

Empress Jia: Your eyes..they remind me of him..

Wu: I'm sorry, who?

*Empress Jia climbs onto Wu's lap and wraps around him like a snake*

Empress Jia: Nice facial features..good body, sturdy hips...Hmm, let's see..Take off your clothes

Wu: What?!

Empress Jia: Why not? Don't want to sleep with me?

*Empress Jia digs into his lap and gives him seductive eyes*

Empress Jia: If your not willing, I can teach you..Eunuch Li!

Eunuch Li: Present

Empress Jia: He is selected. Take him to get ready amd bring the other contestants!

Eunuch Li: But Your Majesty-

Empress Jia: Don't worry about the other rounds! Bring him home to his parents. They will come by banners!

Eunuch Li: At your service....

*Wu goes home and greets his parents*

Grandmother: Great job! Great job! Han has let this family down, but you have had joyous events!

Mother: When you enter the castle you must be extremely cautious! There are many rivalries, they aren't as stupid as those lousy women!

Wu: Yes Mother, Grandmother...

The next day..

Wu: Wen Zhi!

Wen Zhi: Here..

Wu: Let's go, we're meeting Sixth Princess Xin

At the Summer Palace..

Sixth Princess: Brother!! I missed you!

Wu: I did too!

Sixth Princess: You're mean, you're getting married to second sister and won't have any time for me!

*Sixth Princess pouts and turns away*

Wu: I won't forget you Sixth Princess..

*Wu turns her around and hugs her*

Wu: Let's go, huh?

Sixth Princess: Let's go watch the flower festival later!

*Wu spends the whole day with Xin Er and they arrive at the parade in time*

Wu: Are you having fun?

Sixth Princess: Of course! You're with me!!

Wu: Haha

Sixth Princess: Let's watch!! It's starting!

*The Dragons embrace the blossoms falling and flags go up*

Sixth Princess: Woah, look over there!

*Suddenly assassins pop out of the dragon and every screams*

Wu: PROTECT THE PRINCESS!!

*People rush away and people escort the princess away*

???: Ah, we meet again...nephew..

*The mask comes off and the Golden Eyes glitter against the stars*