Chapter 2
Hadugar watched as the boy's body disappeared in a flash of light. He knew his goddess long enough to understand:
This wicked smile meant nothing good; Not at all.
"May I ask you, my goddess, what he did to displease you?"
"Have you seen his expression!? Not a sprinkle of respect or gratitude! As if I HAD to fulfill his wishes. It serves him just right!"
Hadugar sighed deeply.
"And how did you twist his, honestly very predictable and naive, wishes this time? What will this man have to put up with?"
"Hi hi! Oh no; I gave him exactly what he asked for!" She said with a mischievous smile on her face.
"He asked me for strength, and who is the strongest being in the world I sent him to?"
While Hadugar thought: 'Well, that might be a disputed fact...' But he was sane enough to say: "Of cause that is you, my goddess!"
"And so I gave him the starter class that is closest to the goddess of life. The Druid!"
She tried to look as innocent as she could.
"Well, it could've hit him worse... What's next?"
"Hi hi! *Him*. Hi hi."
Hadugar lifted his eyebrows.
The goddess continued:
"He wanted an attractive body? And who is the most gorgeous being in existence?"
Again, while he didn't fully agree, he chose to accept:
"My goddess!"
"You flatter me! But yes, I gave *him* a body looking much alike to mine... Of course, I added some imperfections, but, by mortal standards, any princess would die of envy! I hope SHE is happy with *her* new body."
Asuvis broke out in an almost demonic laugher, and Hadugar joined her.
"And let me guess," Hadugar chuckled, "as a kind and dutiful goddess as you are, you fulfilled *her* last wish to the fullest extent."
"Oh, you bet I did! I gave her a very, VERY *fun* trait that will alter her Luck, fate, and future development interestingly, but in exactly the way she wanted."
The both of them start laughing again, one voice loud and melodic, one dull and coarse.
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>Meanwhile, a sunny, warm day, a clearing in a sparse forest:
With a soft crack and bright flash, a body appeared a few feet above the ground. First, it hovered in place for a few moments, just fall to the ground with a soft thud.
A few minutes passed.
"Uhh! This is a peculiar feeling." he exhaled with a sore throat.
He opened his eyes. He saw bright green grass, some bushes, and a forest in the background. Looking around: He was on some clearing, like from some fairy tale, surrounded by trees. The trees stood far enough apart, so he could see a significant distance into the forest.
Trying to stand up, he lost his balance and almost fell nose-first into the grass.
'This body feels weird. The weight distribution feels way off.'
Before he could investigate further in that direction, he noticed something else. In the bottom right corner of his vision, there was a blinking yellow-white symbol. He tried to focus on it, and it worked! Before his eyes unfolded a semi-transparent panel.
[Greetings!]
[In front of you, you see the Magical System of Regulation and Enhancement, but most just call me System! Since you come from a world where I do not exist, let me give you a run-down.]
[Every sentient creature in this world can access the System. The System allows you to see your current stats, learn new exciting skills and traits, and makes it much easier to use various magic skills even without extensive knowledge of the arcane! Of course, it is much more efficient to do this yourself, else there wouldn't be an incentive to learn ;).]
[You can control me with your voice, your thoughts, or directly by clearly imagining what you want to do! Try is out; Think: "STATUS!"]
For a few seconds, Daniel was just standing there, not knowing what to do.
'This reminds me an awful lot of those novels I used to read. But I guess this will make it much easier to become strong in a world like this... Let's try this: STATUS!'
[-----STATUS-----]
[Name: Daniel (May be changed once)]
[Race: Human]
[Sex: Female]
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"WHAT!?!" Daniel yelled in disbelief and startled at the sound of his own voice. His soft, silvery voice. He looked down and noticed something else. He could not see his own legs! It's not like he didn't have them; It's just that there was something obfuscating the view. These *somethings* were two very sizeable and firm, even by the look of them, tits! They were packed in what appeared to be a knee-long summer dress.
Dreading what he would, or rather would not, find there, Daniel dropped on his butt and pulled up his skirt. Underneath, he saw some very cute-looking, grass-colored panties. While it was apparent that this tiny piece of cloth couldn't hide anything bigger than a bean, Daniel was not in a state where he could think rationally. With a pounding heart and an irrational hope, he pulled the panties away, not caring that he tore them right off beyond repair. Between his(?) slightly spread legs was a delicate pussy.
Daniel just sat there in absolute shock for a while, but slowly another feeling was beginning to take over: The sense of betrayal and RAGE!
"YOU! YOU LIAR! You whore! Why did you do this to me!? GIVE IT BACK!" He continued throwing slurs and accusations at the goddess, but the only reaction he received was a flock of birds that took of from a nearby tree to escape such a noisy neighbor. Who knows how long this would have continued if he wasn't interrupted in the rudest way possible: By a low rumbling growling.
'Wolves!' he thought in a panic.
The next thing he knew was him clinging to a horizontal branch of a large tree. Later, he couldn't explain how he got up there so fast, but this was his last worry right now. Just below the tree that gave him shelter was a pack of 4 wolves, looking at him with a clear culinary interest in their eyes.
'And what now?'
The way he was currently sitting on the tree, or rather lying on his stomach and hugging the branch, was definitely not the safest and not the most comfortable way of spending time. Carefully he crawled back along the branch toward the trunk. There was a small depression in the wood, where he could sit, straddling the branch he was on and not worrying about falling down as soon as he relaxed a bit.
The wolves observed closely as he changed his position. As soon as Dan sat down, his bare feet dangling down from the branch on either side, one of the wolves tried to jump for them.
"Iiik!" he shrieked in a panic and pulled his feet as far up as he could. But this was excessive, as the wolf didn't even make it halfway up.
And this was the new situation: he was sitting in the tree and couldn't go back down, and the wolves couldn't get him up there. Now it was just a matter of patience. Or more likely of hunger. Who would yield first, Dan or the Wolves?
After some time, Dan remembered what he was doing before noticing that Asuvis took something very important from him...
'STATUS!'
[-----STATUS-----]
[Name: Daniel (May be changed once)]
[Race: Human]
[Sex: Female]
Daniel flinched after reading this line.
[Age: 19 (Physical aging halted due to "Perfect Body" trait)]
[Class: Druid]
[Lvl: 1 0/50XP]
[-----STATS-----]
[TOOLTIP: Here are your stats; They determine your physical, mental, and magical abilities, and much more! You currently only see some of the stats, but there are many hidden ones too. You need to unlock them first, for example, by training them yourself before you can see them or increase them with stat points.]
[Strengh: 8]
[Dex.: 18]
[Const.: 13]
[Int.: 18]
[Wis.: 13]
[Luck.: 20]
[Erotism: 3]
[Exhibitionism: 6]
[-----ACHIEVEMENTS-----]
[TOOLTIP: Achievements are granted whenever you do something significant and or unusual. They might reward you with bonuses to your stats, new skills, or traits]
[Reincarnated Heroine (EPIC)]
[You have been reincarnated by a god! You don't know why he or she did it, but you sure must be lucky! Luck + 5, XP multiplier x2, You intuitively speak the language of the region you first appeared in this world.]
[Naughty Little Secret (RARE)]
[You obviously like to live dangerously, not wearing panties under your skirt ;) Erotism + 3, Exhibitionism +6, you gain the trait: "Exciting Risk" (gained by tearing off and throwing away your panties while in public)]
'HA-HA! Very Funny, System! NOT!' Dan thought, pouting his luscious lips.
[-----SKILLS-----]
[TOOLTIP: There two major types of skills: active skills, like, for example, -fireball- or -shield bash-, and passive skills, like -horseback riding- or -sword mastery-. Active skills describe a single spell or action. You might invoke them with the help of the System or directly by casting a spell yourself or bashing someone with your shield! Passive skills, on the other hand, are your knowledge and practical experience with something. They reflect, for example, how good you are at sword-fighting, without regard to your active sword and shield skills. A high-level passive skill means you are an experienced horseback rider, while a high-level active skill means you throw a very powerful fireball. You may learn new Skills and improve old ones either by using Skill-points or by training/actively using them. With passive Skills: their level increases when you practice them or learn new stuff, and vice-versa you get better and learn new stuff automatically when their level increases. For example, if you increase -Sword Fighting- by training, you might automatically understand how you can block a particular strike or intuitively feel how to breach an opponent's defense.]
[High Grass Lvl 1 (COMMON)]
[Summons high grass at the enemy's location that tries to immobilize him or slow him down. May only be used on an enemy standing on fertile soil.]
[Healing Flora Lvl 1 (COMMON)]
[Grants a patch of plants magical properties. Any creature in contact with it will slowly regenerate and heal minor wounds.]
[-----TRAITS-----]
[Perfect Body (MYTHICAL)(UNIQUE)]
[Your body is made in the image of the supreme goddess of this world. Not only is it beautiful by the standards of most humanoid races, but it also has many magical properties that help it remain that way. Prevents aging; Prevents any body hair growth; All scars heal in a short time; Your body has no period; Too many small and not so small improvements to list them here]
[Twisted Fate: Eros (MYTHICAL)(UNIQUE)]
[Your fate and body have been marked by a powerful sigil of Eros. With this trait, your life will be centered around sex, sex, and more sex. You Attract all kinds of adventures of sexual nature. This also significantly affects the selection of skills, traits, class evolutions, and many other System features available to you and makes them way lewder. You are much more likely to receive a title relating to something sexual.]
After reading this, Dan began to realize: The goddess fucked him over even more than he initially thought, after noticing changed body.
[Exciting Risk (RARE)]
[Whenever you wear clothing involving a skirt, you can not equip any type of panties underneath. When wearing such clothes in public, you get small amounts of experience regularly. The amount of XP depends on how risky the situation and how skimpy the skirt. Additionally, you get a large amount of XP whenever you flash your behind to someone.]
[-----END STATUS-----]
'Well, what can I say except I'M SO FUCKED figuratively speaking, and given the -Twisted Fate- trait, I'm soon probably also gonna be fucked literally, and a LOT.'
'I don't want to be fucked! I wanted to be the one fucking, you stupid goddess!'
He closed the Status and hid his face in his arms.
'I don't want to.' Dan sobbed.