Chatting (Part I)

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: So what were you doing before you were invited, and what is your current location?}

{Cai Lin: I lost control of my newly forged body just after advancing, but after the information about Group Chat flooded my brain, I was able to take control of my body, and I am currently held by this brat who is being chased by that scoundrel Gu He.}

Meliodas remembers in the plot that after Xiao Yan took her virginity, she was ready to fight for him against her own Snake Island, and now looking at her comments, he feels this can't be any funnier.

Well, originally she wanted to kill him, but due to the lingering affection of the subconscious mind, which took control of her body after she lost control due to interference while advancing, she held back, and due to the cleverness of Yao Lao to protect Xiao Yan for one year, and with the help of the protagonist's aura, which slowly led her astray.

As there is still time for Xiao Yan to reach Wu tian city for his three-year agreement, and without the protagonist aura, it is infinitely impossible for any sane woman to fall in love with Xiao Yan, it will be quite easy to plot against him using this woman.

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Do not try to kill him yet, as you will be the only one to lose and even die in their hands.}

{Aizen: Meliodas san, you said 'their' instead of 'him.' I don't think it's a mistake, right?}

Meliodas is stunned for a second and starts thinking that he is really lucky for the function of group chat– no member can harm the group owner; otherwise, he is not sure of when and how he will be calculated by Aizen.

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Hmm, good Aizen, you really are observant. Let me tell you something about Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan is basically not from the universe to which Cai Lin belongs and is reincarnated in the body he currently possesses. After his reincarnation, he was considered a genius and praised by his whole clan, but when his cultivation started regressing, his clan members started distancing themselves from him, and some of them often mocked and insulted him. 

After his fiancee came to dissolve her marriage with him, he was enraged and made a three-year agreement with her where they both would face each other after three years in Misty Cloud Sect and decide their fates. 

After this incident, he discovers that there is a grandpa named Yao Lao residing in his ring who is responsible for his regressed cultivation. After this revelation, the rise of Xiao Yan started while collecting beauties. So Xiao Yan's cheat is his ring's grandpa and monstrous luck.}

{Bibi Dong: Too unreasonable.}

{Loki: Hahahaha, so if not for this group chat, Cai Lin would have been one of those collected beauties.}

{Cai Lin: Loki, do not let this queen catch you, or you will pray for death.}

{Loki: Yeah, yeah, first stop calling yourself queen; you are nothing but a toy of the protagonist. Lol}

{Cai Lin: You, you, wait, just wait. I will show you just how cruel this queen can be.}

{Loki: Yeah, sure, sure, Toy Queen, I am really scared. Meliodas San will protect me from this toy, right?}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Stop teasing her, Loki. Everyone in this group chat will be hunting protagonists together, so try to get along with each other. 

Bibi Dong, you currently have no idea how unreasonable a protagonist can be.

Cai Lin, you can sell some of your low- or mid-level Dou Qi cultivating or martial arts in the shop for villain points, and using those villain points, you can purchase a presence concealment and cloning art so as not to attract their attention.}

{Cai Lin: Thank you, Meliodas san! But will they even find me if I want to hide from them?}

{Loki: Hehehe, so the queen can say thank you too.}

{Cai Lin: Shut up, Loki.}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Do not underestimate these protagonists, or you will never know when and how you will die.}

{Obito: So how do we fight with these protagonists, as I don't want anyone to hinder me in my plan to resurrect Rin?}

{Bibi Dong: You really love her, huh? How lucky she is.}

'I should have a talk with him and bring him out of his delusion.' Meliodas is currently shocked at just how much he loves her and how ungrateful she can be to not even acknowledge it. Well, you can't blame her as she was just playing her "nice girl" persona.

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Obito, I will have a talk with you over the resurrection of Rin, but first let me tell you how to fight these so-called bastards of luck. You have to slowly and steadily deplete their luck. And how to deplete their luck—can anyone guess?}

{Obito: Thank you, Meliodas san, for your help; I will forever be grateful.}

{Aizen: By robbing them of their opportunities.}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: As expected of you, Aizen, you have to basically rob them of their opportunities and destroy his/her relationships with his/her women/men. Otherwise, the backlash of their luck will render your actions useless and might destroy you. We will all have to travel to the world of the protagonist we decide to hunt.}

{Cai Lin: Can we kill Xiao Yan first?}

{Loki: You want to kill your future husband; I never expected such a thing from you, 'Queen'. Hahahaha.}

{Cai Lin: Lokiiiiiiii, you brat, you are really pushing your limits now.}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Yeah, we can, but not today as I have some work to finish. So after I finish my work, we can decide when to start the hunt for Xiao Yan. If anyone of you has any questions, ask me now or later, as you wish.}

{Bibi Dong: Meliodas San, how can that Tang San kill me after I became a god, and who is this Tang San?}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Well, just after you became a god, he too became a god, along with his sidekicks and some chicks, and killed you. Do you remember Clear Sky Douluo Tang Hao, whose wife was killed by your Spirit Hall?}

{Bibi Dong: Yes, so is he his son or what?}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Yeah, it is as you said; he is his son and will be under the tutelage of Yu Xiaogang. Well, Tang San is also someone who has reincarnated in your world in the body of the son of Tang Hao. I will explain it to you more before hunting Tang San, so don't worry.}

{Bibi Dong: Thank you, Meliodas san. Did Yu Xiaogang know that he was his son and feel anything when he killed me or if he tried to protect me?}

{Meliodas D. Zaoldyeck: Yeah, he knew and never even thought about you; feeling something for you could not even be considered a possibility, so the possibility of his trying to protect you was negligible.}

In the Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong is feeling devastated after learning that the man she loves never even felt anything for her. What is her fault? Is she not good enough? Why is she always betrayed by those she cared for? Why? Just why should she suffer? 

{Bibi Dong: Thank you for waking me up to reality, Meliodas san.}

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Tell me: should I keep the system as a normal task-performing AI or a speaking AI capable of guiding our MC?

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Umm, guys, the chapters are not long, but I will try something in the future, so bear with it for the time being, and the delusions of both Bibi Dong and Obito will be destroyed by me. I am writing while imagining myself as the MC, so some things might seem unreasonable to you all, but they are quite funny and meaningful to me. If you would like something to be added, you can tell me if I find it interesting enough and I might try to add it. 

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