21 Chapter 16

Illya was walking around the city of Vale, enjoying the scenery. She was in a bad mood because she lost the game to have an alone time with Shirou.

Medea's weekly time with Shirou just ended, and yesterday they decided to play Uno to decide who gets to spend an alone time with Shirou for a week.

Caren won, and Illya can only imagine the kinky stuff the two will partake in—for a self-proclaimed nun, Caren was the kinkiest girl out of everyone, almost comparable to Medea.

She was so dirty-minded that Illya was sure she's polluting the Church.

"Mou~, I'm alone again." She grumbled, "I always get left out. I hate this body, I wish I would've grown already so that I can mount Shirou."

"Okay, I can't believe I heard that from a child." A voice sounded from behind her.

Turning around, Illya saw a beautiful and stylish woman with short brown hair wearing a black shades and carrying two shopping bags.

Illya stared at her for a moment and snorted, "And I can't believe a suspicious young woman would sneak up on a child and listening to her mumbling."

"Touché..." The young woman smiled, "You're sassy. I like you already."

"And I don't." Illya humph coldly, "From your style, I can tell that you're a fashionista...I don't like people like you. Reminds me of that blonde bitch."

"Whoa there. You're a little too young to be using those words little lady."

"And you're feeling to close to reprimand me, a total stranger."

"...Okay, you're starting to annoy me kid."

"No language on Remnant has a word for how little I care. Even a quantum supercomputer calculating for over a thousand years couldn't calculate the number of fucks I do not give."

The young woman feels like her blood vessels was about to pop off. Fortunately, she managed to calm herself, "Alright fine. I'll leave you alone, you annoying brat."

Illya watched the brunette leaving. She pondered for a few moments before shrugging and decided to follow after her.

The young woman felt someone following her and turned her head. Her cheek twitched in annoyance seeing the white-haired girl with sharp tongue following after her.

"Kid, if you keep following I swear I will tie you up and leave you in the park." She threatened.

Illya shrugs, "You can try. But if you do, I swear my brother will know and will hunt you down to the ends of the world. For some reason, he always knows when someone wanted to harm me."

The young woman rolled her eyes, "Yeah right. Besides, even if it's true, I'm a huntress(-in-training), I can defend myself perfectly fine."

"You can try if you don't believe me. I don't know how he does it, but I'm sure of one thing....Emiya's are built different."

Illya was once thrown by Zelretch in this alternate timeline where Shirou pretty much demonstrated how to speedrun the Holy Grail War in one night!

It was one of the coolest version of her onii-chan for real. Illya was sure that if her 'real' onii-chan go all out in a Grail War, he will end it in hours.

Her onii-chan is just that much stronger.

"Yes, yes, your brother is strong. Now shoo. I don't have time to deal with a brat like you." The young woman then turned her heels and walked away.

Illya, ever so persistent, followed after the young woman, who simply opted to ignore her, thinking that Illya will get bored enough and leave her alone.

Naïve. Of course, Illya can see through her thoughts(not literally), and she decided to bug this woman for the rest of the day.

It's a perfect stress reliever since Shirou won't even touch her. Hmph, just he wait...once her figure became as good as her mama, then she'd have him wrapped around her fingers.

"Hey, buy me some vanilla ice cream."

"I want that teddy bear. Buy it for me."

"That dress looks so cute, buy it for me."

"Oh, an amusement park, I want to ride on the ferris wheel."

The young woman felt her blood boil at how annoying Illya has been. However, her willpower was also strong to resist strangle her on the spot.

If it was Rin, it is certain that she would have already dislocated Illya's shoulder and locked her in the basement.

No joke, Rin would seriously do that. In fact, she already tried if it weren't for Medusa and Shirou stopping her.

Everyone that is somehow related to the Emiya family are somewhat messed up in the head like that.

The young woman was already regretting getting involved with Illya. She just decided to do her good deed for the day and wanted to help a little kid who seems to be lost, but who knew she'd be involved in something this annoying and troublesome.

"Hey, I want that—"

"Alright enough!" The brunette loudly exclaimed in annoyance before turning to glare at Illya, "What do you want from me to make you leave!?"

Illya stared at her dead in the eyes and said, "Entertain me."

"Entertain...What the fu—,dge do you take me for?! A clown?! If you want to be entertained, go to cinema!"

"Then take me there."

"No wa—sigh, you know what, fine." The brunette surrendered, "Just promise me, that after watching a movie you'd leave me alone. In fact, I'll call your oh-so-powerful brother to pick you up....wait, why don't I just call him now?"

"Whatever you say," Illya shrugs, "Besides, my brother's on a date right now. They were probably going at it like beasts in heat at the moment."

The brunette raised a finger with an open mouth, before lowering it and closing her mouth and just nodded.

"Alright, don't tell me your brother left you alone while he's out banging his chick?"

"No. He left me under the care of our maids, I just sneaked out of our house." Answered Illya.

The brunette blinked, "Maids...okay, so you're..., what? A rich young lady?"

"More or less." She's being humble. Einzbern has accumulated enough wealth to buy a country and then some.

Even now, with their previous world's currency being unusable, Einzbern still have golds, jewelries, and other precious minerals in their treasury.

"I'm so gonna ask your parents to pay me for taking care of you." The brunette muttered, "...I'm Coco Adel. Nice to meet you."

"Illyasviel von Einzbern," Illya grabbed the side of her skirt and did a ladylike bow, "It's a pleasure. Also, I don't have parents anymore."

Coco blinked, "O-Oh. Sorry. Didn't know that."

"It's fine. At least I have my big brother with me." Said Illya. Also when Zelretch decided to send them in an alternate world where humanity is about to face extinction, Illya happened to meet her parents.

She spent quite a lot of time there and had a proper goodbye.

"...Okay, so, wanna go to the cinemas now?"

Illya nodded, "Is there any good movies now?"

Coco nodded, "Yep. According to my friend Velvet, this movie animation "Fate/Heaven's Feel" produced by Edelya Entertainment is breaking the internet. It's really good, according to her at least."

Illya couldn't help but feel her cheek twitched hearing that. Seriously? Luvia has been making money out of their alternate life?

Did she at least change the appearance though? Because if she didn't, they will be having a long talk.

Well, Illya was at least feeling curious. She did heard of the Heaven's Feel route, but she didn't learn much of it when she got spoiled by Rin that she will die — she lost interest in watching that route.

Oh, and she used to have a TV from Zelretch that connects to every timeline; past, present, and future. It was a gift from the vampire.

Unfortunately, it got destroyed when Rin and Luvia had an argument before that got escalated to a magical battle.

"Well, let's go little lady." Coco held Illya's hands.

"Hm. Thank you." Said Illya.

Coco blinked, "What?"

"Nothing." Illya sneered at her as Coco just grinned.

"Oh, I think I heard a thank you."

"You're mishearing things. You should have your ears check."

"....Damn, I really can't like you at all."

"See this face? This is my 'I don't frikkin care face'."

"....You're really annoying."