26 Chapter 25: Waking up and a Morning Tussle

"*groan*…" – William

Opening my eyes, I saw myself looking up an unfamiliar ceiling, No I was kidding it's the room I used in the capital city. Looking around me Yamada was not around this time waiting for me but a girl which if I remember is Veronica. She was sleeping and resting her head in my bed making me blush a bit. When my movement woke her up I saw how her clothes are slight loose.

'Oiii!!! Arrange those clothes quickly! I can see it damn it!' Avoiding myself from looking at her bosom I noticed a small smirk appearing in her face but it was quickly gone. Not thinking if it was illusion or not she questioned me if I felt weird in any parts of my body quickly saying I was fine I slightly hid the morning wood I had and asked her where Yamada is. All I got was a pout and the sentence.

"Hmph~ You keep saying Yamada here Yamada that~ there's a beautiful girl taking care of you and you search for that rascal?" – Veronica

"…I'll ignore that self-praise there a bit but rascal? I know Yamada does crazy stuff sometimes but it won't go to the level of being a rascal." I voiced out with a confused look but the next thing I heard from her made me laugh. It seems Yamada tried to sneak in to the infirmary where the girls are being treated and he was quickly found out even in shadow form and was beat the s#it of him by the blushing girls. It seems his alibi is that he was worried of the girls and tried to check on them but the girls did not buy it.

"Hahaha~ I did not think that guy would do that~. Still are you ok now? No injuries of sort?" I asked her with worry and checked if she had any visible wounds or injuries but all I got was a slap from the blushing Veronica.

"Pervert! You done checking on me? I was ok unlike you who was skewered off the ground!" Raising my eyebrow from her outburst it seems she was awake from the ordeal. I was panicking a bit but I saw her laugh it off and said.

"Don't worry I won't say a thing. Your big brother even asked me to say nothing~. Heh, for having the Child of Light himself being his big brother your pretty weak~." Hearing her say those words makes me wince in embarrassment. It seems she talked with Lancer a bit but I can see that she does not know completely all the things I have unlike Yamada so it's good. But I still need to punish her a bit.

"Who first saved your asses when you guys where down? He might had helped at the last moment but without me he would be not there~." I said while pinching her cheeks and played with them.

"Ouuch~ sowryy~ my baad~ Can you plueese stoop~ It's painfull~!" This girl… Even when she is in pain she is making it sound lewd damn it! Hearing her say such words made me strangely get tired so I quickly let go of her cheeks but that was a huge mistake.

"An opening!" She quickly pounced on me and started tickling me making me laugh out loud. Tousling in the bed while trying to fight for my dear sides we fought in our mini battlefield but heard something that snapped us in a daze.

"*crunch* Hmm am I disturbing you lot? Don't worry I was just watching. Go on continue." There in the other bed is Yamada with a blank look eating what seems to be crackers and holding a camera. Wait a camera!!!

"Bastard! Delete those videos!" I quickly ignored Veronica who was gasping seductively and pounced at the escaping Yamada who was turning into a shadow.

"Nope~ I will keep this and spread it to the whole wide world you bastard!" Yamada practically roared and tried to escape to the window.

"Ha! You think you can escape! Activate!" I spoke and a rune suddenly appeared in the window blocking his escape route making him scream in pain.

"Hehehe~ you piss of s#it I won't ask why you have a camera but this time you stepped over the line… You think that I have just been training with the spear in those five days?" I creepily laughed while looking at the paling Yamada who was already retreating.

"Any last words?" I said when I drew in closer. Yamada gulped and said.

"Can you spare my face and little brother?" – Yamada

"Gladly~." Then a thrashing session occurred that lasted for 10 minutes. Yamada did not defend himself but the fker kept on trying to making me hit places where it won't hurt the most so I was earnestly trying to beat him totally. When I got tired of doing it I dusted myself and stood up while the twitching and bruised Yamada lay of the floor.

"Phew that was refreshing~." I said and I finally noticed Veronica who kept being silent in the trashing event. Looking confusedly, I saw her slowly approach Yamada was paling more when he saw her face and I saw a horrifying sight that will haunt my nightmares.

"*stomps on something*" – Veronica

*sound of something breaking*

"Gyaaaaaah!!!" Yamada screamed in the pure pain and I think I heard my crotch go cold for a second there alongside the sound of Lancer who flinched. She stomped in 'that' place for a total of three times for the first time in pure unadultered silence and the second and third in curses mixed of Spanish and English where the 'stupid' is the word I can only understand and the sound that needs to be omitted. I should not say this but she was wearing heels.

When she was done she kicked Yamada's chin making him faint and took the camera quickly and took the camera for herself. Looking at the woman who sat on the bed in akimbo I silently retreated afraid that I would be noticed and prayed for the 'corpse' in the floor to rest in peace properly. I was too afraid to ask her to delete those videos and when she finally noticed me she bloomed a smile making me shudder.

"Oh my~ sorry for letting a patient like you to see that sorry excuse of a human~ I think you should return to your bed now and have a proper rest~. Do you have anything to request for~?" She said in a mellowed voice, I sensed a hint of danger there and I took the courage for her to get me some food and bring the 'corpse' in the infirmary quickly before his manhood is lost forever.

"Is that all~ I can help you with other things you know~." She said seductively and looked at my wood that got softer and colder making me shudder in fear. Nodding vigorously, she sighed in disappointment and dragged the drooling Yamada by the neck.

"*sigh* Such a great morning and it started with something really nasty." I sighed and noticed the pale faced male group who peaked into my room for a second and I waved at them with a tired look.

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The 'male' talk

[… What the hell that little girl was scary…] – Lancer

"Yeah…*shudder*" – William

[She somehow made me remind me of Sishou…] – Lancer

"Ehh really? In what way…" – William

[Well.. she did that when I got entangled with Aífe…] – Lancer

"What the hell… scary." – William

Video

Veronica's Room later that night

"Hmmm let me see~…" – Veronica

*first minutes*

"*blushes* For a pervert he is good at the angles." – Veronica

*After finishing the video*

"*heavy flushed breathing* damn it I must~ I can't help it~!" – Veronica

Omitted

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A/N:

Someone might ask who Aífe is so I'll clarify it to satiate your curiosity she is a lord of a neighboring country where Lancer's teacher live the Land of Shadows. Now this girl in some legends is a sister of Scáthach and Aífe warred with her country and Lancer defended and defeated her. After her capture Lancer noticed he had feelings with her and well... Things get's reached the R+18 range and when Scáthach learned of it she pummeled his student while Aife got pregnant to a son who Lancer will accidentally kill in the future. Do note that I am following the Nasuverse iteration of the legend so there are some difference to the real world myths.