Chapter 5

"Etc my greatness into your eyes mongrels!"

"Fuhahaha!"

Saber stared at the seemingly more chilled out Gilgamesh as he laughed before looking at them again. "Ah right, what I was here for." He walked over to Saber before plucking a strand of hair out.

Saber yelped as the hair was plucked out as she glared at the King of Heroes.

Gilgamesh laughed "Fear not Saber, I have no more interest in you. Perhaps I might find a more suitable Saber face for me."

"Fuhahaha!"

Gilgamesh walked off into the streets as he smiled before making his way back to his hotel as he summoned his grail before realising that he forgot the chant.

"Fool, the king does not need a chant, grail I demand you to grant me a servant upon this catalyst!"

The grail shone bright golden as a magic circle appeared on the ground before a figure started to form.

"Are you my master?"

Gilgamesh looked at Saber's almost identical twin except for the pale wheat coloured hair and golden eyes.

"I am!"

Artoria narrowed her eyes at him. "Servant Saber summoned at your request. I shall be your sword." Gilgamesh laughed "What servant?" Artoria Alter looked at herself before noticing she had a flesh body.

"Behold the might of the King of Heroes. I have incarnated you in flesh and body with my own magical power and a grail!"

A ripple in space appeared as the golden cup was once again filled with ale.

Artoria Alter Looked at the man who had used a wish granting device as a drinking cup. The King of Heroes truly a powerful figure in history.

A rumble came from her belly as the King of Heroes stared at her while she looked away.

"Fuhaha behold my generosity, the Gil Burger! Straight from Uruk"

From the gate a box appeared as Gilgamesh had a new idea. He would stomp on all the scrubs(Fast Food Companies) and rise to the top simply because he was who he was.

He tilted his head to look at Artoria Alter who had been staring at him with bits of burger patty on her face.

"More burger."

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Shirou was taking a morning walk with Saber and Rin as they met up at the mall for a fun day. Yet they were not able to have any fun, reason being that their favourite fast food chain, McLobo had been replaced and renovated in one night into Golden Gil. No one knew who owned the place except for them. The design screamed wealth and riches, with a certain aspect directly pointing at the man who was laughing behind the counter with Artoria?

Saber rubbed her eyes as she asked Shirou "Shirou, doesn't that look like me?" Shirou and Rin squinted their eyes as they saw a replica of Saber except the hair was pale wheat coloured and her eyes golden coloured. Her doppelgänger was munching on burgers while Gil laughed before patting her on the head and leaving with her tucked under his arms.

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All in all everyone was happy. Shirou was on his way to becoming a hero of justice without the self destructive path he was destined to take. Artoria could remain for until Rin could not supply her with mana anymore, Rin was rising in the ranks of the clocktower and...

Gilgamesh smacked himself on the face, he had forgotten to clean up that area of his garden. He shook his head before sending Artoria Alter back home by herself.

He slowly walked back into view until he saw a purple haired girl. "Ah! Tainted Mongrel! Stay right there and show the King where your pests are hiding." The purple haired girl turned around as she watched her nightmare slowly walk towards her.

"Fool! Do not stand around. I do not wish to waste my time on a simply worm extermination."

Gil laughed as the purple haired girl kept looking behind to check if he was okay with the house.

"Knock on the door for me then move away mongrel otherwise you might get caught up in the blast."

Sakura could only do as she was told as she moved away while the door opened for her grandfather's face to appear. His eyes widened as his old back crunched as he tried to close the door back.

Facing him where a hundred golden ripples and holy weapons along with weapons that damage the soul and immortal killers. "You were making a ruckus in my garden! I just had to see that you were removed like the pest you are!"

"What was it that children called your types these days?"

"Oh right."

"Begone from my sight boomer mongrel!"

The weapons launched themselves at the speed which the eye could not track as a majority of all the weapons hit him as he screamed in pain while Gilgamesh laughed.

Soon not even a trace of him remained. His soul was torn to shreds, his vessels were cut apart. To top it all off. Gil had burnt the house down with the flames of Kur that he had borrowed from Ereshkigal a long time ago.

Speaking of Ereshkigal he did owe her for helping him during the fight against Tiamat. He had rewarded Ishtar with 25% of the gems in the Treasury of Babylon. A reward for Ereshkigal...

What did Ereshkigal like?

Sha Naqba Imuru activated as he looked back into the past back to when he was conversing with Ereshkigal. "Hmm. Seems like I'll be drained after this. Damn my generosity."

He walked home before filling the cup with magical energy again, the cup brightened and this time a blonde haired girl appeared as she looked around before her eyes laid on Gilgamesh.

"YOU!?"

Ereshkigal was forced to rule the underworld never to be able to see the outside world and yet here she was in front of goldie?

"Fuhaha! Your reaction says it all! Goddess."

Gilgamesh rested his head on his hands before looking at her "In all my generosity I figured that I had rewarded your other half, Ishtar with 25% of the gems in the treasury. You did not get a reward therefore this is your reward."

"The outside world!"

Ereshkigal's mouth gaped open as she rushed to look outside the window before looking back at Gilgamesh's smirk

"Yorokobe Zashu!"