2 Young master Dio

"Hmmm, I see, I do understand what is going on, how weird."

< Origin search... ongoing... origin found >

"Sigh, this voice really won't shut up ever huh? I guess it is true what they say, no rest for the wicked."

< Origin... desire >

"Wait but I am not even wicked, I am the pinnacle of all virtues if anything!"

< True magic selection... searching >

"Ohhh let's go, I am going to be OP as f*ck."

< Failure >

"..."

< Alternative magics selection... failure >

"..."

< Magic nature search... found >

" Finally!"

< Magic nature incomplete >

"..."

< Mana existence... found>

"I won't get excited this time."

< Mana mapping... succesful >

"Still not excited."

< Mana circuits... created >

"YES!"

< Mana circuits incomplete >

"FUCK!"

< Alternative energy sources... found >

"Sigh, honestly just do whatever you want weird voice."

< Science utilisation... error >

"Of course there is an error, I mean why wouldn't there be one right?"

< Proto-science utilisation... succesful >

"Well well what do we have here?"

< Proto-science search... successful >

"Hooh, and there is finally a match?"

< Alchemy selected as photo-science >

"Okey, not bad. Alchemy can be pretty op."

< Appropriate energy source supplement... success-error >

"Okey now this here is just straight up bullsh*t. What does sucres-error even mean huh?"

< Alchemy knowledge... found >

< Alchemy knowledge selected... FMA Alchemy knowledge >

"Nice! FMA has a pretty op alchemy system, at least as far as I am aware there isn't any alchemy stronger than the one from FMA's universe."

< FMA Alchemy knowledge... incomplete >

"Of course, like why not huh?"

< Merging Alchemy and mana... successful >

< Advanced Alchemy created >

"Okey this sounds nice."

< Definition... can use mana to enhance the speed of the process >

"Not bad."

< Merging FMA Alchemy incomplete knowledge with Advanced Alchemy... successful >

"Okey let's see what you got."

< Incomplete Advanced FMA Alchemy created >

"Huh?"

< Definition... all alchemies in FMA classified as advanced will be in your head, albeit they will be incomplete >

"I see... not sure what exactly will actually be in my head nor what will be incomplete but we will cross that bridge when we get there."

< Attempting to bypass Alchemy's laws... failure >

"Yeah honestly I wasn't expecting much there."

< Body selection... found >

< Family selection... found >

< Time of birth selection... found >

< Birth... beginning >

'So it's time to go huh? Well Nasuverse here I come!'

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[ Few months old ]

Great, I do not know Italian so I don't understand anything. Ugh at least I know it's Italian so the likeliness of being in Italy is very high... I know, sometimes my genius is almost frightening.

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[ 1 year old ]

Honestly, what kind of parents do I have? Well magus, and you know what happens when you have magus parents right? Exactly, you basically have no parents at all.

Apparently my name is Dio Salvatore... talk about parent expectations am I right? I mean what kind of crazy bastard names his child 'God Saviour', well I guess a magus, but still, not cool dad, not cool at all. The question really is why did my mother let him... just kidding, they are both magus so they are both psychos.

Damn I did a rhyme right there! Sigh, if only I wasn't alone with my thoughts every second I spent awake I might have a chance at turning out normal.

"Young master, you should go to sleep. It is already quite late."

That annoying woman who keeps telling me to go to sleep is the maid in charge of me.

"Young master... if you don't fall asleep there will be no outside morning walk for you."

Damn this woman... if I could fall asleep why do you think I would choose to stay up!

Whatever, I will ignore her. Tsch, stupid idiots that call themselves parents, its been well over 3 months that I haven't even seen them! It's my second life you know? How am I supposed to show my genius and give me access to their magus' library if they are not here to watch me be awesome?!

I mean, the last time I saw my mom she said kids were annoying to deal with and left this maid in charge! Now no I won't be getting any trauma, I am not a baby... okey I am but that is besides the point.

I am not going to go all edge lord and enact revenge on my parents for neglecting me or some sh*t like that. Honestly I don't really care. I just wanna grow up already and test my alchemy!

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[ 3 years old ]

"Young master! Stop running already! I will have you punished if you don't stop right now!"

"Hehehe good try you annoying woman, but I won't fall for such pathetic lies."

"Young master! I am serious, if you don't come down this instant I will hide your dessert!"

What? You expected me to act like a beta mc or something and stop running around the house because someone that works for me told me to stop or she will hide desert? Well f*ck no.

"If you hide desert I will lower your pay!"

That's right, my parents saw my genius and kind of left me in charge of the house during their month long trips to the clocktower. I am pretty sure they hope I can get myself a title of lord or something after they found me painting a transmutation circle on a paper instead of colouring like they expected a three year old to do.

Sure the circle was wrong, well not wrong, more like... incomplete. But after I told them I made it by thinking about the circle I found on a book they left misplaced, well they were pretty damn happy.

Now I get to do whatever I want in the house and they don't care as long as I show them some progress.

While running around the house to annoy the maids, I suddenly tripped with the carpet.

"F*ck!"

Taking advantage of my weakened state, the maid that had been in pursuit attacked like a vicious creature and grabbed me by the neck.

*Gulp*

"Well well young master, it seems I have finally caught you, now what to do about you? Also, don't think I will ignore the fact that you just cursed out loud, which is definitely not appropriate for a young master such as yourself..."

Heh, this maid is naive if she thinks I will go down that easily.

"Emm, sorry but what is your name?"

I can see a vein in her forehead pop.

"My name is Alessia, and I have been working here for over 9 months young master."

"Ahh I see, you must have only recently gained enough trust to actually become a maid instead of just working in the kitchen or something, well let me tell you a secret..."

She is visibly more annoyed than before, well whatever it is all part of my plan.

"... there is a reason why casinos make money..."

And now she is confused as f*ck, perfect.

"... because the house always wins!"

I scream while flicking her forehead with a finger enhanced with mana before proceeding to run away once again.

Hehehemuahahahaha I am awesome indeed.

Maybe because my origin is desire, but I really have a hard time controlling myself to not do things that I want to do when I want to do them... sigh who am I kidding, I am pretty much a spoiled brat without parental supervision.

"Ehem, young master, it appears you have been causing trouble."

Ah sh*t, here we go again.